Influencers

[Lexicus]

Some, like Mr. Peterson, offer relatively wholesome life advice on podcasts revolving around health, fitness, personal discipline and career development.

You can tell from this sentence that the author is an idiot.

 

[danjuno]

It wasn't a rock, it was a Rock Lobster!

 

[Moff Jerjerrod]

It wasn't a rock, it was a Rock Lobster!

I don't know about that man...I'm in my own private Idaho.