Two Cows: NES STYLE

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UKNES: You have Two cows, Their udders hurt because they are rarely milked.

SNES: You have two cows, Skilord kills them just when they start giving mad milk.

R2R: You have two cows, you lie to EQ and say you have several more because it seems you could support them, EQ ignores you.

JNES: You have two Cows, you stole them from uk. (No offense ment)

EPICNES: You have two cows, but you have to buy an extra march to milk them.

Starcraft NES: You have two cows, they die as infants.
 
That's NOT true! You get two free milks per turn! :lol: :lol:

TROQNESES: You have two cows. You decide you don't like them, have them killed, buy two more. Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat...

UKNES: You have two cows. Your neighbor also has two cows. You wait until the udders on your cow are nearly bursting and then sneak-milk your cow to overcome your neighbor. Then Uknem outlaws banking races.

UKNES: You have two cows. After building a town hall on your first, your milking income doubles.
 
Troq, i cant believe you're still bitter over that. lol ;)

i feel i should come to the defence of the JNESs. i didnt play in the last one so i dont know what the cows did there, but the original ones (civil war....) were not Stolen Uknes cows, they were BRED from the Uknes Cows. LOL.
and if it werent for the fact that Jason only has two hands and each cow has 4 udders (and he had 3 cows at once, lol), then the cows would have survived.
 
Love it. As skilord said sometimes you have to laugh at yourself. Is my ignoring a lie a good thing or a bad thing?

overall: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I never ridiculed your NESes Jason!

RPGNES: You have two cows. One of them is killed by orcs, but the other specializes in hurtling and he just happens to have some ninja stars with him... he he he.

RTORNES: You have two cows, but they must always be milked by a third party, to prevent bias.

SIMPLENES: You have two cows. Fourteen of them are killed when you send them to Quebec. The other seven die in a futile assault on Indonesia.

UKNES3: You have seven cows. Your neighbor has eight cows. You destroy several million gallons of milk in an attempt to create fairness and equality.

UKNES2: You have two cows. Napoleon creates a conspiracy to steal your cows, but at the last minute he steals your neighbor's cows. This pisses you off. You destroy Italy in your rage.

ARTNES: You have two cows. Suddenly -

AMNES: You have two cows. Suddenly -

SCOTNES: You have two cows, but they're just on the drawing board. Suddenly -

EPICNES: [anyone?]
 
Originally posted by The Troquelet

UKNES3: You have seven cows. Your neighbor has eight cows. You destroy several million gallons of milk in an attempt to create fairness and equality.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sorry Trow, I don't suppose you'll ever forgive me over that one...;)
 
UKNES: You have Two cows, One of them doesn't beleive you because you lie all the time. The other is stupid and continues to give you a chance. You make peace with the second cow, but forget to tell UK.
 
lol SKILORD Erez never intended to give those lands back to you!

Nemesis
 
ErezStyle: he starts with two cows, he finnishes with two cows, as he was two scared to go to war...

(I am really upset at Germany's style in JNES6 I ask that we replace erez
 
EPICnes: you start with 2 cows. they alsmost die when the milking machine breaks. one of the farm helpers shocks the cows back to life, and fixes the milking machine. the cows are better then ever, and today actualy gave milk more then once (if you milk em)
 
RTOR 3: You have two cows. You abandon them.
 
shNES: you rip others rules completely you start with two cows, and you build more cows until you have enough cows for a dairy farm, then you try and build another, cause I will get bored with the first one!!!

ps. I am very tired
 
New shNEs style: You have two cows, you lose your milking shed, the two cows run away.
 
My Own litle NES: You have 2 cows. someonne asks a qeustion about nukes. Both cows die a few seconds after the answer
 
SNESA2: You have 2 cows, all of the sudden your 3 cows merge together with another cow, and you have 5 cows total, than you take your 6 cows and colonize 7 new planets puting one cow on each planet, but leaving your 8th cow back on Earth
 
EPICnes: you start with 2 cows that cant move much, one cow turns out to be a bull and screws the other cows, then a couple of cows change owners and on Thanksgiving they turn out to be turkeys, not cows, cause they all die. You try to revive the cooked and carved corpses, but they just arent destined to give milk anymore.
 
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