Roll to Dodge: Random Mayhem!

Here are the rules, borrowed from electric's game.

1. Post an action.
2. I will use a random number generator to determine the results.

Also, if some third party attacks you, you roll to dodge, although you should know that by now.

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

In any case, mostly everything goes. Don't metagame or stuff like that, otherwise I will force you to fail on your future rolls.

Also, no intermediate actions, and you can't take the same action twice you may do the same action numerous times.. Every turn will last one day or until everyone has an action, yada yada yada, last person alive wins.

I will follow the two player rule for not sending in orders. If two players do not send in orders unexcused, I will delay the update. If it is delayed again, Ragnarok will be unleashed upon the offending player, WoG killing them if they continue to not send in orders.

I think you know the drill by now, so let's go!

Sign-Ups

NedimNapoleon A.K.A. Adolf Hitler
HPs: 175
Other Stuff
A gold bling necklace. (+5 HPs), Furher of Germany, in hell.


Abaddon
HPs: 150
Other Stuff
Super Good Luck Charm (will randomly boost roll by 1-3)
, M-1 Garrand, AT-ST, bleeding.


link16
HPs: 165
Other Stuff
Golden Ring, Sword.


Domination3000 A.K.A. Joseph. Stalin
HPs: 125
Other Stuff
A fully fuctional T-90 tank, two AK-47s .


Perfection A.K.A. Jesus
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Can walk on water, liter of water


Seon
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Plutonium, uranium, Pistol, Shotgun, First Aid Kit, diet mountain dew , Chicago Ted outfit, in cardboard box.


!!!!
HPs: 195
Other Stuff
Guinea Pig, Sad, superstrength.


Omega124 A.K.A. Huey Long
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Leader of the A.U.S.D.S., Super Strength (Right arm), in military bunker.


CivPlayah
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Location: Hole.
In subterannean city, 55% Defense bonus, M-16, durasteel laser beem equiped shovel.


mythmonster2
HPs 135
Other Stuff
Caveman, large stick, big deer, bleeding.


West India Man A.K.A. 12th Century Mason

HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Giant Trebuchet

Rhawn A.K.A. Bruce Lee
Hps: 125
Other Stuff
Superstrength, channeling energy.


NPC's

Radioactive Monkey.
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Himself
Radioactive poo, Radio active banana's

Chuck Norris
HPs 100
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Himself
He's Chuck Norris, the most Kick $@! man in history.


A.U.S.D.S. Platoon
HPs 800
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Omega124


Shipload of Pirates
HPs 425
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Themselves.


Ninjas
HPs: 400
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Themselves


Tank Platoon Commanded by Patton
HPs: 800
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Omega124


Squad of Stormtroopers
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Abaddon


Uncle Vinny
Hp: 200
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Himself


Black Rider
HPs: 300
Other Stuff
Loyalty: link16


Police Squad
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Justice


US Army Infantry
HPs: 800
Other Stuff
Loyalty: U.S.A.


US Army Armor
HPs: 800
Other Stuff
Loyalty: U.S.A.


Angels
HPs: 500
Other Stuff
Loyalty: God Almighty


Knight
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Some King somewhere.


Mother Tiger
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Her Babies


Piccolo
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Abadon


Gohan
HPs: 200
Other Stuff
Loyalty: Abbadon




Game Events

Second American Civil War.
Ninja v. Pirates War.

Adolf Hitler
HPs: 200

NedimNapoleon said:

Adolf Hitler
HPs: ?
Other Stuff
The SS on my jacket stands for super smooth

EDIT: I'm clueless so if I made a mistake please correct me

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You get 200 Hps, and you don't get other stuff until you start to play.

aha ok

NedimNapoleon said:

aha ok

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Is this your first RTD?

Yup It is, I played Imperium, Mafia, Realpoltik and everything else except this

I search for a lucky rabbits foot.

I'll play.

IN as Josef Stalin (For irony.)

I build an ICBM.

IN as Jesus

I walk on water

Okay that should be enough to start link, Nedim, I need actions from you. And remember i'm still accepting sign-ups.

Domination3000 said:

IN as Josef Stalin (For irony.)

I build an ICBM.

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Also this counts as power gaming.

Darth Caesar said:

Also this counts as power gaming.

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OK I'll change it.

I build a Tank (Is that legal?)

Domination3000 said:

OK I'll change it.

I build a Tank (Is that legal?)

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Hmm......I think I can allow that.

Hitler RaP

NedimNapoleon said:

Hitler RaP

Spoiler :

H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

The name is A!
And I'm back in command
Cause I'm the illest fuhrer
Representing Deutschland

Reich 1, reich 2, reich 3
That's me! The mastermind behind World War 3
No, 2! My bad! Oh well, start it over!
Been gone for so long but now I'm back and I'ma show ya
Everybody Hitler-hatin' when they speak my name
But it's the new millenium and the Fuhrer has changed
And what I bet ya'll didn't know is now I'm down with the jews!
The gypsies, homosexuals and ******s too!
Cause I stopped burnin' people, started burnin' CD's
Stopped battlin' the world, started battlin' MC's
Just started bustin' rhymes, finally found my groove
And now the 'S.S' on my jacket stands for 'Super Smooth'

Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

To all the aryans in the area that are carryin' rhymes
And neo-nazi's better watch me, catch on up with the times
When other rappers see me coming, yo they run and they hide
I grab the mic and commit lyrical genocide
Cause when it comes to droppin' hooks there is none greater
Throw a finger to my public, then I grab my dictator!
Cause I'm flexin' my might and I'm showing my strength
I'll get your lady going, get her moaning 'Mein Kampf!'
No longer Nazi, but I still like to party
And there are plenty women up in here with master racy bodies
Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know I like em' that way
Yo, Goering, you got something to say?

Goering:
Creep with me! As I roll through the Rhine
Out getting yours while I'm out getting mine
Got a skull on my jacket, pimp it, it pays
Got hoes hunkered in my bunker and they stay there for days
Got a shorty waiting for me at every point of the land
And that just comes with being Adolf's right hand man
I'm the Chairman of the Council of Defense of the Reich
And if you'll come back to my castle, babe, we'll stay up all night

Hitler:
Driving down the street in my Panzer tank
Sittin' drinkin' Cris' with my Anne Frank
And when I step into the club's you know I'm steppin with style
Raise my left hand, party people say 'Heil!'
Got a page from Eva Braun, that I'll say that I missed
There's a party up at Schindlers and I'm on his 'A-list!'
Cause I put my past behind! Ya'll can think what you will!
But no more propoganda, it's Triumph of the ill!

Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

Yo, that's it that's my rhyme!
We outta here!
Give it up! Give it up!
West Berlin!

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Is that your action?

ya, thats my action Im making a rap song

I go to find some plutonium.

in as a guinea pig