Roll to Dodge: Random Mayhem!

[Darth Caesar]

in as a guinea pig

You need to send me an action.

 

[civplayah]

I'll be in.


I dig.

 

[Link]

I search for the master sword.

in as a guinea pig

You're remake's DL! I have known about you for too long to not finally meet you.

 

[Omega124]

Continiung the trend to be historical people, I shall be Huey Long.

I get elected as President.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I search for a lucky rabbits foot.

19 You find a rabbits foot (25% bonus of a failing roll being re-rolled), and four leaf clover (25% chance of adding 2 points to a possitive roll).

IN as Jesus

I walk on water

18 You succesfully walk on water, you can now always walk on water.

OK I'll change it.

I build a Tank (Is that legal?)

20 You succesfully build a fully fuctional T-90 tank two AK-47s with a hundred and twenty rounds of ammo .

Hitler RaP

Spoiler :

H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

The name is A!
And I'm back in command
Cause I'm the illest fuhrer
Representing Deutschland

Reich 1, reich 2, reich 3
That's me! The mastermind behind World War 3
No, 2! My bad! Oh well, start it over!
Been gone for so long but now I'm back and I'ma show ya
Everybody Hitler-hatin' when they speak my name
But it's the new millenium and the Fuhrer has changed
And what I bet ya'll didn't know is now I'm down with the jews!
The gypsies, homosexuals and ******s too!
Cause I stopped burnin' people, started burnin' CD's
Stopped battlin' the world, started battlin' MC's
Just started bustin' rhymes, finally found my groove
And now the 'S.S' on my jacket stands for 'Super Smooth'

Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

To all the aryans in the area that are carryin' rhymes
And neo-nazi's better watch me, catch on up with the times
When other rappers see me coming, yo they run and they hide
I grab the mic and commit lyrical genocide
Cause when it comes to droppin' hooks there is none greater
Throw a finger to my public, then I grab my dictator!
Cause I'm flexin' my might and I'm showing my strength
I'll get your lady going, get her moaning 'Mein Kampf!'
No longer Nazi, but I still like to party
And there are plenty women up in here with master racy bodies
Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know I like em' that way
Yo, Goering, you got something to say?

Goering:
Creep with me! As I roll through the Rhine
Out getting yours while I'm out getting mine
Got a skull on my jacket, pimp it, it pays
Got hoes hunkered in my bunker and they stay there for days
Got a shorty waiting for me at every point of the land
And that just comes with being Adolf's right hand man
I'm the Chairman of the Council of Defense of the Reich
And if you'll come back to my castle, babe, we'll stay up all night

Hitler:
Driving down the street in my Panzer tank
Sittin' drinkin' Cris' with my Anne Frank
And when I step into the club's you know I'm steppin with style
Raise my left hand, party people say 'Heil!'
Got a page from Eva Braun, that I'll say that I missed
There's a party up at Schindlers and I'm on his 'A-list!'
Cause I put my past behind! Ya'll can think what you will!
But no more propoganda, it's Triumph of the ill!

Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Driving down the streets in the fancy car
Say H-I-T-L-E-R
Thought we'd never make it but here we are

Yo, that's it that's my rhyme!
We outta here!
Give it up! Give it up!
West Berlin!

16 You are an awesome rapper, you are given a gold bling necklace. (+5 HPs).

I go to find some plutonium.

18 Effect: You find plutonium and some uranium as well

in as a guinea pig

You look very cute.

I'll be in.


I dig.

13 Effect: You dig a very nice round hole

Continiung the trend to be historical people, I shall be Huey Long.

I get elected as President.

8 You fail to become President.

I search for the master sword.

You're remake's DL! I have known about you for too long to not finally meet you.

9 You fail to find it or anything else of interest.

Chuck Norris sits on his porch dranking tough guy tea.

The Radioactive Monkey starts throwing radioactive poo.

A funny creature falls from the sky, "Heloo dalee, mesa Jar Jar Binks," it says.

 

[Link]

You skipped me.

 

[Darth Caesar]

You skipped me.

Added. Sorry, this is the first real GMing action for me.

 

[Omega124]

The votes were rigged!!!!!11!1!111!! I declare America to be a dead nation, and proclaim the American Union State in the Deep South.

 

[Link]

lol, you didn't have to quote the entire post.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Can I make a new action

Adolf Hitler
HPs: 205

Other Stuff
Bling Necklace

Action
Become zhei fuhrer

 

[Darth Caesar]

Can I make a new action

Adolf Hitler
HPs: 205

Other Stuff
Bling Necklace

Action
Become zhei fuhrer

Yes it is the next turn.

 

[Link]

I go on a quest to defeat evil.

 

[civplayah]

I climb in it.

 

[Abaddon]

I look for a weapon

 

[Seon]

I go to a nearby arms depot in order to find Seon. Co Survival Kit which contains...

A pistol
A Shotgun
First Aid Kit
Pillz
Your First Pet Bear Kit
Ammo
7 days worth of rations
a liter of water
a portable nuclear reactor

All in less than 5 kg box.

 

[mythmonster2]

In as a caveman! Poke Dommy's tank with anything nearby.

 

[!!!!!]

I search for the master sword.

You're remake's DL! I have known about you for too long to not finally meet you.

not and you do know I did an online mafia with you once
I eat timothy hay num num num

 

[civplayah]

Actually, I know for a fact that he is not remakes DL.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I blast mythmonster with every weapon I've got on my tank.

@Hitler- Alliance of convenience?

 

[NedimNapoleon]

@ Dommy

Ja für die Reich (yes accept the alliance)