Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

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NEW PLAYERS STILL WELCOME

My second roll-to-dodge ever! See here for the first... :)
Please feel free to sign up :)

This is a simple game based off the original Roll to Dodge by Seon, and its evolution under Thorvald of Lym

The Rules are pretty simple:

1. Post an action.
2. Your result will be determined by the roll of a die.

Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defense roll.

'Ludicrous Edition' increases the variability of results with a 20-sided die (actually a short Python script) that in addition to establishing the immediate success of an action, also determines random items found, health/power/money gained/lost, etc. The basic breakdown is as follows:

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

Under binary conditions, 1-10 fails, 11-20 succeeds. 50% chance either way!

Note that attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails. Also note that the same action cannot be taken twice in a row.

#I quote all the actions and work down through them. Because of this the order of peoples posts are important. You cannot effect a roll happening before you, but you might affect all those afterwards..First come, first served. So get your actions in early!

Each player may submit one action per turn. I'll update as soon as I possibly can, I'm on here enough :P. The game is played until one player remains alive.

If you want to join, then post your first action. The game officially begins with the following...

Setting: You are all stuck inside a television...


STATS

Players

Skwink Caesar
30/30
Location
In Mexico
Personality
Skilled medic (+4 to roll for healing powers)
CEO of hospital x2 (one bombed)
All docs/nurses as private army (+2 to attack, +2 damage)
Leader of Mexico
Beautiful Tan
Larry the Rock (+2 damage)

Omega124
11/30
Location
In Tv of Hell
Personality
Supreme dictator of the island
Allies with the masses
Objects
1 MP-40 (+3 to attack roll, +1 damage)
Machete
Champagne cork in eye
1 colony in India (+1 damage to another player)

west india man
24/30
Location
In a KFC in Hackney
Personality
The Devil - (+3 to roll for devilish actions, +3 damage)
Objects etc
Electric Pitchfork (+2 to attack roll, +2 damage)
Control of 1 hospital
2 extra pitchforks

SKILORD
2/30
Location
Outside TV
Personality
Electrocuted
Can kickbox
Bleeding from pitchfork attack (-2hp/turn)

Terrance888
4/30
Location
Outside TV
Objects/things etc
Smily face (+1 to coercion)
A poisoned slug
Control of random spaceship

Yoshiegg737
Alive once more!
20/20 (for previous death)
Location
In Cuba

EnglishCrusader
26/30
Location
Stuck down a hole

MajKira
26/30
Personality
Friendless

juKar-C
30/30
Objects
A protoss carrier

Dhoomstriker
30/30
Personality
Bad at predicting when Boundless will come

SamSniped
24/30
Location
Outside military outpost
Personality
Bleeding from guard attack

NPC's

FDR
Bleeding from gun wound
21/30

Simon Cowell
12/30
Dislikes Winston Hughes

Doctors/Nurses at hospital
30/30
Allied to Skwink Caesar
Have their own roll
Guarding Larry and Skwink Caeser
Eating corned-beef sarnies

Superhero BennyJ
30/30
Allies with hoplitejo
Drinking wine milkshake

The masses
30/30
Allied to Omega124

An Indian sub-colony
30/30
Allied to Omega124

An Indian sub-colony
30/30
Allied to west india man

The Dead
Spoiler :

Red_Spy
In TV
0/30

Winston Hughes
In TV
0/30
Enemy in Simon Cowell
Killed by electric shock

Abaddon
Outside TV
0/30
Super-powered fork (+2 to attack roll)
Forgot to breathe
Being pistolwhipped
Punch in the face killed him

General Olaf
At the beach in Barcelona
0/30
Burnt body

BSmith1068
In TV
0/30
Supersuperpunch (+2 to attack roll)
Bleeding from gun wound
Electrocuted
Punched a tree
Signed contract with the devil
Burnt by the devil

hoplitejoe
At hospital
0/30
Hurt hands
Ruler of France
Allies with Superhero BennyJ
Saving the world
Poisoned by milkshake (-2hp/turn)

mechaerik
In TV
0/30
Weapons - a C4 (+3 to attack roll)
Trained in small arms accuracy
Fallen on head
Shot self in the foot
Death from loss of blood

bestrfcplayer
Outside tv
0/30
Crawling power (+1)
Bleeding from flamethrower
Both arms blown off
Death from loss of blood

civplayah
In TV
18/30
Super strength (+2 to attack roll)
Didn't post in forever

Domination3000
In TV
26/30
Machine gun (+1 attack roll, +1 damage)
Beautiful wife (+3 attack, +3 damage)
Didn't post in forever

Perfection
At hospital
26/30
Resuscitating Hoplite
Didn't post in forever

Celticfury
In TV
23/30
Bleeding head
Didn't post in forever
 
I change the channel to a sports one.
 
I organize some followers and colonize the TV, with me as the Administrator of course.
 
I summon the guy from Ancient Astronauts, whose Insane Troll Logic gives everyone but me exceedingly painful migraines.
 
i just kinda mope about a bit.
 
Update on it's way today, I promise!
 
I sit down to watch TV burning.
 
SORRY IT'S TAKEN SO LONG! UPDATES WILL BE QUICKER FROM NOW ON!

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I change the channel to a sports one.

5: Sports 1 is offline due to a fault. The static from the tv causes you to break an arm. (-2hp/turn for being in tv)

Okay, um... I smash the screen.

19: The screen is destroyed, glass goes everywhere, hitting everyone in the face (-1hp for everyone) (+2 to attack roll when using super strength)

I organize some followers and colonize the TV, with me as the Administrator of course.

7: You are unable to colonize the tv due to a system malfunction.

I travel to the Military Channel.

14: You're off to the military channel, marching as you go, and make friends with a General.

I crawl out through the cable wire.

18: You crawl out of the tv through the cable wire with your crawling powers (+1 to roll for use)

I attack Abaddon (or somebody else) with a blunt object

3: Abaddon isn't playing and you end up attacking yourself in the eye instead. Blood is pouring everywhere (-7hp)

I destroy everyone on the history channel with lasers.

8: The history channel isn't geared up for lazers, plug sockets aren't invented yet...

I purchase a machine gun.

18: You purchase a machine gun (+1 to attack roll, +1 damage)

I summon the guy from Ancient Astronauts, whose Insane Troll Logic gives everyone but me exceedingly painful migraines.

14: Everyone has an exceedingly painful migrane causing anyone in the TV massive pain... (-1hp)

i am a angry bear

rawr :mad:

3: You mistake yourself in the mirror for an angry bear who is behind you and attacks you with his claws. (-7hp)

i just kinda mope about a bit.

1: Moping away, you fall on the floor (-10hp) and for every turn in the tv -2 to roll

I stare at the walls of the television until they spontaneously combust.

8: Your stare just isn't strong enough as you get distracted by a programme...

I sit down to watch TV burning.

10: The TV isn't burning...
 
I grab Yoshi and jump out of the TV, slamming him on the ground when I land.
 
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