steampunk1880
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TEH INTERNETS family of events
Requires knowledge of computer networks
Possibly also needs the internet project to have been completed by anyone to start triggering
each has a relatively low chance of happening
event #1
"MyVid"
Text - A new website that lets users upload audio and video to their own account to share with friends, family and the world is steadily gaining in popularity.
Options --
1. Artists and musicians should have no problem finding a platform to become known now. +5% culture from all Computer Network buildings
2. Many of these so-called "artists" are simply co-opting the work of other people and companies into vulgar "remixes" and other derivative works. We must protect the copyright holders from these jackals. +5% gold from all Computer Network buildings
event #2
"CongoMarket"
Text - A wholly online store offering users a wide selection of products delivered to their door is steadily attracting customers due to it's convenience. However, physical stores offering the same products are suffering, finding it hard to compete.
Options --
1. If the future of retail is online, then so be it. We should not interfere with the new model of doing business. All cities minus 15% gold. Computer Network buildings +25% gold.
2. Support laws to ensure that "brick-and-mortar" stores can continue to compete with online retailers. Allowing physical stores to go out of business can only hurt our economy. Computer Network Buildings +5% gold
Event #3
"Komitipedia"
Text - Calling itself a "free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit" Komitipedia has become popular, to the dismay of professors everywhere, with high school and college students seeking information and sources for their essays.
Options --
1. It gets them started on the paper doesn't it? And it often points them to proper source documents in the citations. So what if the information is occasionally grossly inaccurate? Computer Network Buildings +3% science
2. If everyone's using this now it couldn't hurt to encourage people with actual degrees on the subject matter to touch up relevant entries. With their help Komitipedia could potentially become a halfway decent tertiary source document. Costs 5000 gold (or more). Computer Network Buildings +10% Science
Event #4
"SpaceB00k"
Text - A new website called SpaceB00k has invented the term "social media". It's users post information about themselves and the site helps them find and befriend people with similar interests. Socialization ensues.
Options --
1. Well there's another basic human need taken care of by computers. Why do we even go outside anymore? Computer Network Buildings +4 happiness
2. My god will you look at those lists of "interests"? A fantastic resource for targeted advertising just dropped into our laps! Computer Network Buildings +2 happiness +10% gold.
3. Make sure SpaceB00k knows to cooperate fully with our secret police when we use their website to monitor for subversive types. Requires Despotism, Monarchy or Fascism. +20% espionage
Anyone else have parodies to suggest?
Requires knowledge of computer networks
Possibly also needs the internet project to have been completed by anyone to start triggering
each has a relatively low chance of happening
event #1
"MyVid"
Text - A new website that lets users upload audio and video to their own account to share with friends, family and the world is steadily gaining in popularity.
Options --
1. Artists and musicians should have no problem finding a platform to become known now. +5% culture from all Computer Network buildings
2. Many of these so-called "artists" are simply co-opting the work of other people and companies into vulgar "remixes" and other derivative works. We must protect the copyright holders from these jackals. +5% gold from all Computer Network buildings
event #2
"CongoMarket"
Text - A wholly online store offering users a wide selection of products delivered to their door is steadily attracting customers due to it's convenience. However, physical stores offering the same products are suffering, finding it hard to compete.
Options --
1. If the future of retail is online, then so be it. We should not interfere with the new model of doing business. All cities minus 15% gold. Computer Network buildings +25% gold.
2. Support laws to ensure that "brick-and-mortar" stores can continue to compete with online retailers. Allowing physical stores to go out of business can only hurt our economy. Computer Network Buildings +5% gold
Event #3
"Komitipedia"
Text - Calling itself a "free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit" Komitipedia has become popular, to the dismay of professors everywhere, with high school and college students seeking information and sources for their essays.
Options --
1. It gets them started on the paper doesn't it? And it often points them to proper source documents in the citations. So what if the information is occasionally grossly inaccurate? Computer Network Buildings +3% science
2. If everyone's using this now it couldn't hurt to encourage people with actual degrees on the subject matter to touch up relevant entries. With their help Komitipedia could potentially become a halfway decent tertiary source document. Costs 5000 gold (or more). Computer Network Buildings +10% Science
Event #4
"SpaceB00k"
Text - A new website called SpaceB00k has invented the term "social media". It's users post information about themselves and the site helps them find and befriend people with similar interests. Socialization ensues.
Options --
1. Well there's another basic human need taken care of by computers. Why do we even go outside anymore? Computer Network Buildings +4 happiness
2. My god will you look at those lists of "interests"? A fantastic resource for targeted advertising just dropped into our laps! Computer Network Buildings +2 happiness +10% gold.
3. Make sure SpaceB00k knows to cooperate fully with our secret police when we use their website to monitor for subversive types. Requires Despotism, Monarchy or Fascism. +20% espionage
Anyone else have parodies to suggest?