Late Night with Takhisis and Hygro

Hygro · Aug 18, 2015

Welcome to Late Night with Takhisis and Hygro
or
Great Wise Words and Advice from the sages Takisisu-sensei and Higoro

CFC's first advice column!
Takhisis back in the chat (fiftychat) adds:

<Hygro>: so what to add beyond it being an advice column to let them know its [also] for random questions without bringing out the spamdom [questions]

<Takhisis>: add for them to specify when they want a completely serious answer, otherwise, knowing myself and yourself, we'd just go off on a tangent such as caramellised orange peels

We take PMs, posts, and chat messages, depending on your preferred level of anonymity. Please wait for your question to be answered before asking a new one.

Dear Takgro,

It's been almost a year since you guys said you would start your thread, where is it? We thirsty!
-I swear I'm not Hygro writing myself

Dear Not-Hygro,

thanks for asking! We got stuck on the name.

Dear Takgro,

How did this get started? And why today?
-I also swear I'm not Hygro

Dear obviously-Hygro,
Great question! The idea started when Takhisis fielded this question. The rest is history. As for why today: because I was about to offer The_J unsolicited romance advice and decided this was more appropriate.

FAQ
How do we format our questions?
Start with "Dear Takgro," and if you submit to us privately, please include a tag-line name

Who is welcome to answer?
Takhisis and Hygro, and anyone we invite to answer a specific question while on fiftychat.

Why is this thread [RD]?
Because we're serious about this thread and that wasn't immediately clear to some of the subjects.

Are these questions for you guys or about you guys?
These are questions for us, not about us. We might offer personal details to help with our answer, but this is not some kind of Takgro AMA.

More to come as needed.

Borachio · Aug 18, 2015

Why does my arm itch?

My leg also?

PS it's my left arm just above the wrist. I have already tried spitting on it.

Takhisis · Aug 18, 2015

Oh, a customer! I do say I recommend applying water and soap to them.

Borachio · Aug 18, 2015

Is that soap and water and spit?

Hygro · Aug 18, 2015

also if your question sucks we won't answer.

Borachio · Aug 18, 2015

If you don't answer, how will I know whether it's because my question sucks or because you don't know the answer but don't like to admit it?

Takhisis · Aug 18, 2015

His doesn't appear so much to suck as to stink so I'm answering it.

Snerk · Aug 18, 2015

Q: how much lube is too much lube? I'm asking for a friend.

Formaldehyde · Aug 18, 2015

Borachio said:
If you don't answer, how will I know whether it's because my question sucks or because you don't know the answer but don't like to admit it?

I fail to see the difference between those two.

bhavv · Aug 18, 2015

Snerk said:
Q: how much lube is too much lube? I'm asking for a friend.

No such thing as too much lube. Use it all over for slippery slidey wet wet wet wet wet.

Takhisis · Aug 18, 2015

Hey! That's not an official answer!

Borachio · Aug 18, 2015

Well, the difference could be that my sucky question just sucks. And they would answer it but it's not worth the effort. Or my question is an exceptionally good one and has stumped them.

Is that right? Oh wise and sage ones?

Hygro · Aug 18, 2015

Snerk said:
Q: how much lube is too much lube? I'm asking for a friend.

Dear friend of Snerk:

Enough that you can get in and stay in without rug burn, and definitely not so much that you're swimming or sliding freely.

Lohrenswald · Aug 18, 2015

Sorry if this get's too personal something, but:
What makes you act the way you do? (For that matter anyone, but I'm sort of curious about you two and especially Takhisis)

Takhisis · Aug 18, 2015

Please be more specific, Mr. Lohrenswald.

Although this isn't meant to be an ‘ask about Takhisis and Hygro’ thread.

Lohrenswald · Aug 18, 2015

Are we not allowed to ask about you?

Your posts are unmistakeably yours, Takhisis. Like the whole "finnish master race thing" or claiming this thing is superior to that thing or some obscure reference

Formaldehyde · Aug 18, 2015

Are you planning to have opening monologues (duologues?), invited guests, musical acts, and a house band?

JollyRoger · Aug 18, 2015

Who? What? Why? When? Where? How?

Synobun · Aug 18, 2015

If you could change one thing about Zimbabwean foreign policy, what would it be and why?

Takhisis · Aug 18, 2015

Lohrenswald said:
Are we not allowed to ask about you?

We've already reserved the right not to answer if we don't want to.

Lohrenswald said:
Your posts are unmistakeably yours, Takhisis. Like the whole "finnish master race thing" or claiming this thing is superior to that thing or some obscure reference

I'm not hearing a question…

Formaldehyde said:
Are you planning to have opening monologues (duologues?), invited guests, musical acts, and a house band?

For special occasions and such, maybe, althought we might just start our own website for that, a forum's hardly adequate.

JollyRoger said:
Who? What? Why? When? Where? How?

You forgot to ask ‘Cui bono?’ without which all your other questions are pointless.

Late Night with Takhisis and Hygro

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Smeghead

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