Warnings from various products...

Judge_Deadd

Judge_Deadd

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Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap

Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner

Fits one head.
Shower cap box

Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert box

Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding

Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot's children's cough medicine

Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Nytol

Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife

For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights

Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor

Warning: Contains nuts
Sainsbury's peanuts

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw
 
:lol: Some people just aren't very smart
 
:rotfl:!
On matress-
Do not swallow.

On a pack of nuts-
Warning-may contain nuts.

On an air conditioner-
Do not frop out of windows.
 
:lol:
 
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos
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Hilarious:lol: :lol:
 
Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer If I could I would might save some time in the morning.

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos Someone else could have bought it ;) besides thats not a warning.

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap I tried rubing the bottle on my skin but it didn't work to well, mabey next time I should use it like hand soap. oh yea not a warning.

Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner It says suggestion, so again not warning

Fits one head.
Shower cap boxwhich head are they talking about? oh and not a warning.

Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert box on the other side it says how to keep your shoes cleans!

Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding better than hot after eating

Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron DANG another time saver Idea shot down!

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot's children's cough medicine is the computer considered machinery? I guess this also means I cant play with my racecar set.

Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Nytol MAY MAY does that mean it wont work to put you to sleep all the time?

Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife What about adults?

For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights I guess I cant light the nexus.

Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor and I sooooo wanted to process those Japanese.

Warning: Contains nuts
Sainsbury's peanuts peanuts are not nuts and thats a fact.

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet ouch! those are Instuctions not a warning, if it was a warning it would say WARNING: wife may missInterpret the Instructions.

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw what about feet?
 
Hehehe, those are funny!!!

If only they were real . . .
 
most of these are true

on Superman costume: this suit does not enabl you to fly
 
Lots of people have heard of an old lady spilling McDonald's coffee and won millions in a court case, so the coffee now has to say "Caution: Contents may be Hot" I mean come on.
And I saw a preview for one of those late night shows how someone posted a newspaper advertisement in the classifieds under "automobiles" as "Ford Exploder - 95" Awesome car I must admit. Wish I had one.
 
Reminds me of how they pulled out a Harry Potter merchandise in the US. It was a broomstick, and it was banned because it vibrated :rolleyes:
 
Actually.... There's a law in most countries forbidding companis to entice people to buy their products via contests. Thus, they have to allow for another way to enter the contest, such as mailing in a form, or e-mailing them, and thiose people will also get into the contest. I'm not gonna go into too much detail, but basically, every contest has a way to enter it that does not require buiying anything, all details can be found via the phone, internet or mail by law.
 
Originally posted by Judge_Deadd
Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap

Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner

Fits one head.
Shower cap box

Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert box

Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding

Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot's children's cough medicine

Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Nytol

Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife

For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights

Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor

Warning: Contains nuts
Sainsbury's peanuts

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw
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I've seen most, if not all of these before. Still funny though :lol:.

@Goober: They are real.
 
Yeah, those are just like those signs they always have at McDonalds: "Parking for drive through service only".
 
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos"
I believe its meant to mean that you don't need to purchase any additional ticket/coupon/entrance fee for the competition. All you need is the card or some free info you can get online/via phone.
 
blindside said:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos"
I believe its meant to mean that you don't need to purchase any additional ticket/coupon/entrance fee for the competition. All you need is the card or some free info you can get online/via phone.
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There's no purchase necessary, but for more details, you need to look inside. Unless you're a theft, then I don't see how you could not buy it and look inside.

:lol: Hilarious list, by the by! I won't stop a chainsaw with my gentials now. I wonder how they found that out... :cringe:
 
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