Absolute Stupidies

HOSPITALS CUT IN EMPLOYEES

Here's a story I've heared on tv.

A man, somewhere in the USA, wanted to commit suicide. He jumped from the 10th floor, but somewhere on the way there was a savetynet. So he wouldn't have died. But on the 9th floor, an old man and woman lived. They had a lot of fights, and when they had, the man took his gun from the wall and shot his wife (there was no ammo in the gun) and said: I wish you were dead! These two old people, where the parents of the guy wo wanted to commit suicide.
He didn't want to go alone to hell (he commits suicide), so he put a bullet in the gun. So if his parents fight again, his father will shoot his mother down. But! His father wasn't really a good shot, and at the moment he jumped down, his father fired his gun again, but the bullet didn't hit the mother. It flew right out of the window and through the chest of the guy who jumped down.

It's a bit compicated story, but pretty wierd and sick too.

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