Give Kim Jong-Il a PGA card!

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According to an official report from the North Korean government, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game.

"He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The 'Great Leader' routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round."


I wish I was making this up

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That sounds very appropriate for communist nation.
After all golf is a sport for the masses.
 
Is there anything the dear leader can't do? He writes the North Korean textbooks on practically every subject at every level. And now we learn he is the worlds greatest golfer. What a great guy!

The North Koreans are hilarious.
 
I wish I could force millions of people to say that I am the world's best bridge player...
 
cgannon64 said:
He loves movies too. He loves them so much he kidnapped a filmmaker in order to make them, IIRC.
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Shin Sang-ok and his wife Choe Eun-hui kidnapped in 1978 to aid in the despot-to-be's film career. Escaped in 1985.

In the past 30 years, the Kim dynasty's secret foreign services has kidnapped over 3,700 people and have conducted over 700,000 terrorist attacks.

Source: In North Korea

By the way, "kin du sem" is Korean for... :mischief: ...don't say it around your Korean friends.
 
I wonder if he is also good at baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer, and football. He could be his own team.
 
Perfection said:
Who's head, Ramius75's, ainwood's or Kim Jong-Il's?
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... Ainwood of course, he's a mod :rolleyes:

Obviously Kim Jong-Il. Who did you think I was talking about?

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When I become a major dictator I'm gonna "inform" the world I beat civ on sid, modified to increase the difficulty 3-4 times a day! During lunch hour. :D
 
Believe it or not, I've actually been to North Korea.

When I was there we visited a farm, part of which was an orchard.

Apparently Kim Il Sung (Kim Jong Il's now deceased father) had visited a few decades previously. He stopped in front of one fruit tree. He said to one of the farm labourers, 'how many fruits will this tree produce this year?' the farm labourer replied that he thought it would produce 550 or so. But Kim Il Sung had a long look at the tree himself and then said 'No, I think it will produce 800.'

Anyway a few months later when they collected the fruit they counted them up, and what do you know, there were 803. Well that's what the people counting them came up with anyway, I guess they may have felt 'incentivised' to arrive at that figure :mischief:
 
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