CivLuvah
Deity
Umm... Like I said, I made a revised edition of Kao'chi's very corny list so that would be clue no. 290. From now on any clue after GooglyBoogly's clue would be clue 291 to avoid confusion.
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1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much
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U can't make changes to other peoples posts. If you don't like it don't read it (I'm getting repetitive.) Besides, you have already confused some people with your post so please edit it.
CivLuvah
Deity
Umm... I think you should change that to 293. Probably they will change the corny clues when they make the final list.
GooglyBoogly
Freakamongus
Sorry, not changing it again, you had your chance to moan already.
Eclipse-X010
Imperial Ascended Being
294) (YES 294!!!) You use you think your TV would be better off being your computers moniter because then you would be able to see the screen better.
295) You turn your TV into your PC's moniter.
296) you stay up till 2 playing and would stay up longer but your power goes out because you were two busy playing you forgot to pay the electric bill... again.
295) You turn your TV into your PC's moniter.
296) you stay up till 2 playing and would stay up longer but your power goes out because you were two busy playing you forgot to pay the electric bill... again.
Firestorm94
zuh?
good, i don't stay up till 2
Spoiler :
297.)you've started writing your custom XML codes for civ 5
298.) you think that Spain and Japan's leader has never changed
299.) you made your own civ called the Firaxis empire with Sid as the leader
300.) you think that Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Confucianism, and Taoism are the only religions
301.) you think America should grant Alaska and Hawaii to reduce distance to palace costs
302.) you think America needs a Financial and Organized leader to help with the failing economy
303.) you wonder why France didn't culture flip a lot of nearby cities in early Europe
304.)when you ask for a cup of sugar from your neighbors, you either say we demand you give us this as tribute or could you spare this for a friend
Tboy
Future world ruler
Bah, I've stayed up 'til 3
305) You wonder how on earth Carthage could have lost the Punic wars with its Numidian Cavalry against melee Legionaries.
306) You wake up screaming after a nightmare that Civ5 would never come.
sanjay_111
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I hate to say this but these clues have become rather lame now IMHO or they are repetitive. Some of mine, as I look back, were lame too.
I am convinced we do not have more than 150 real, good humorous clues.
Sorry to be a spoilsport but i thought it must be told now
I am convinced we do not have more than 150 real, good humorous clues.
Sorry to be a spoilsport but i thought it must be told now
307) You wonder why you never see a Windmill in real life when they are all over the place in CIV4
308) You wonder why you don't use a railroad for everyday transportation
309) You see a jet fighter in the sky and assume hes on intercept mode
310) You wonder why there are so many people in real life, cuz in civ4 only a few million people exist
311) You wonder why you don't see armies of 5 soldiers each fighting each other
312) You wonder why the nation you destroyed in game is still alive in real life
313) You wonder why there is a new leader every few years, in CIV4 they never die
314) You think spending money on research will discover a teck that actually finds a cure for AIDS
315) You go around to your neighbors houses taking what you want cuz you think they are your vassals
316) You wonder why Israel isn't a civ, cuz you hear about em every day
317) You Consult your Mom and Dad, telling them you need their help to rule the world
318) You think it takes 50 years for a destroyer to sail around the world
319) You think wars last thousands of years
320) You hide in your box fort, thinking it will stop the police force after you
321) You wonder how New York City has 12 and a half Million People, in CIV4 they never even have a million
322) You think The Largest Nation in the world has only 5 cities
323) You think boats can't go on rivers
308) You wonder why you don't use a railroad for everyday transportation
309) You see a jet fighter in the sky and assume hes on intercept mode
310) You wonder why there are so many people in real life, cuz in civ4 only a few million people exist
311) You wonder why you don't see armies of 5 soldiers each fighting each other
312) You wonder why the nation you destroyed in game is still alive in real life
313) You wonder why there is a new leader every few years, in CIV4 they never die
314) You think spending money on research will discover a teck that actually finds a cure for AIDS
315) You go around to your neighbors houses taking what you want cuz you think they are your vassals
316) You wonder why Israel isn't a civ, cuz you hear about em every day
317) You Consult your Mom and Dad, telling them you need their help to rule the world
318) You think it takes 50 years for a destroyer to sail around the world
319) You think wars last thousands of years
320) You hide in your box fort, thinking it will stop the police force after you
321) You wonder how New York City has 12 and a half Million People, in CIV4 they never even have a million
322) You think The Largest Nation in the world has only 5 cities
323) You think boats can't go on rivers
That was a small list I made in 5 min..Tommorow or the day after Ill spend an hour or so working on a list, hope to think of 100-200 things or more..IDK if you think they are funny, but I think some of them are
EDIT: Im shooting for making a list of 100 today
Firestorm94
zuh?
324.) you sell your world map at a pawn shop thinking you'll get gold for it
325.)you wonder why the gold rush ended, resources never run out
326.)your neighbor's name is Monty and that freaks you out
327.) when some1 refers to the animal Jaguar, all you can think is Oh crap Monty has a stack of Jaguars near my borders
328.) your computer is labeled THE GAME STATION
329.)THE GAME STATION loads CFC and CivilizationIV(insert expansion pack name here) whenever you come within 10 feet of it
325.)you wonder why the gold rush ended, resources never run out
326.)your neighbor's name is Monty and that freaks you out
327.) when some1 refers to the animal Jaguar, all you can think is Oh crap Monty has a stack of Jaguars near my borders
328.) your computer is labeled THE GAME STATION
329.)THE GAME STATION loads CFC and CivilizationIV(insert expansion pack name here) whenever you come within 10 feet of it
Tapewormlondon
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243. You cant see the point in having children cause 2050 will soon be here and that is the of time anyways.
sanjay_111
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Inspector Javert
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244. While holding a trumpet, you walk around areas where kids play and whenever a fight breaks out you play the "Horns of Woe music".
Blackmantle
King
Quite a simple explanation possible for that one.
You can't culture flip the cities of your permanent allies. Can you?
SirLamphead
Prince
What crawled up your ass and ended its turn?
330. You build the Three Gorges Dam to power all the homes in your neighborhood. It's just a waste to build a powerplant in each city.
Gunny_highway
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331. You spend all your real life money for plastic surgery to make you look like your fav. Civ4 Leader!
332. You tell your history teacher the roman empire fell cause some fool checked the raging barbarians box at the beginning of time!
332. You tell your history teacher the roman empire fell cause some fool checked the raging barbarians box at the beginning of time!
HoustonsOwn
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*moved to this thread*
333. You use tech-quotes in every day conversation:
"Bill, the company's bottom line is in shambles. What can we do?"
"You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails......"
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Hath not the potter power over the clay...."
"Bill! Damnit, accounts receivable is needing an answer and did you just say "Hath"?"
"Beep, beep, beep....."
333. You use tech-quotes in every day conversation:
"Bill, the company's bottom line is in shambles. What can we do?"
"You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails......"
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Hath not the potter power over the clay...."
"Bill! Damnit, accounts receivable is needing an answer and did you just say "Hath"?"
"Beep, beep, beep....."
VirginiaRounder
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334. In your spare time, you start doing research on people like Rosalind Franklin and Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
Eclipse-X010
Imperial Ascended Being
NOTE: Clue 296) has been edited (I was interrupted while typing that clue and when I went back to change it my computer internet was screwed up)
335) Your computer sends you a message that says "The application Sid Meyers Civilization IV has been running to long, the application cannot run any longer, the application will now terminate"
You respond by screaming and beating you computer up
336) You wonder why the U.N. doesn't just pass a Nuclear Non-Proliferation treaty to stop Iran.
337) You spring clean your closet and find a bow, a pike, a musket, and a tactical nuke.
335) Your computer sends you a message that says "The application Sid Meyers Civilization IV has been running to long, the application cannot run any longer, the application will now terminate"
You respond by screaming and beating you computer up
336) You wonder why the U.N. doesn't just pass a Nuclear Non-Proliferation treaty to stop Iran.
337) You spring clean your closet and find a bow, a pike, a musket, and a tactical nuke.
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