1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

[Heerlo]

667: You think that one of the main reasons Russia was able to beat back Germany during WW2 was because they had the bonus fighting in friendly territory, given by nationalism.

668: You think the UK has more spies than any other country, and that their ships move the fastest.

669: You think the United States should go liberate the Byzantines from the Turks, to get a greater chance at winning a diplo victory.

 

[Kark]

670: You have been too busy playing since 1991 and have not discovered the sequels CIV II, III, IV and V.

 

[smallfish]

671: You think the only way for a nation to stand out in a sea of communists is to take Fascism

672: You think the Greeks are Pricks just because Alexander rebuffed your demands the other day with an irritatingly smug grin

673: You think a Bomb Shelter can shield most of a major modern city from constant nuclear barrages. Keyword: most

 

[poooh]

674: You are happy of the Great Prophet is eventually met.

 

[TheRH100]

675: You wonder how japan, england, and polynesia could spawn on islands
676: you try building a model lumber mill next to the tree in your backyard
677: las vegas or phoenix would be bigger and better cities if they had the petra!
678: how did sydney manage to expand its borders throughout australia?
679: if you get your house built on top of a hill you would be more productive
680: believe when a city gets bigger that its skyline is completely rearranged

 

[kirbdog]

681 - You work exactly 25% harder on your project at work and call it the "Freedom opener."
682 - You start living on half as much food because you work as a specialist in a free country.
683 - You lose weight and become half as unhappy as a result.
684 - You tell everyone that in a few turns your project will be twice as good when you unlock the finisher. You get blank stares.
685 - You blame the Louvre and the Leaning Tower of Pisa when the project takes longer than expected.
686 - You get fired and think of it as more time to play CiV.

 

[TheRH100]

687: You believe that as long as you stay happy, eventually you will become rich.

 

[Skibbi]

688: You believe that India must have the greatest science, as it has the greatest population
689: You don't fear Kim Jon Un's missiles, you fear Gandhi's Nukes
690: Believe the great schism never happened, it is impossible
691: The British Empire never collapsed, England's navy will always be the biggest, as the navy costs little.
692: Britain never went bankrupt - they have so much land they are rich
693: India has the most money.
694: America can't win a war against Japan with nukes, that's cheating!
695: One does not simply win a non-coastal war with the navy
696: One does not simplly disarm after a great war
697: You start to hate America because Washington kills all your friends
698: You dream of taking control of Australia and making an Empire of surrounding countries
699: When you grow up, you want to buy a block of land, cement bricks and a flak gun incase of invasion
700: Trenches, pah! We use fortresses!

 

[TheRH100]

701: You try convincing the president to sign the just one more turn paper so the world doesn't end.
702: You question how a civ can split in half (america 1860s and modern korea) without restarting the game.
703: You make a garden in your farm so there are more people in the family.
704: When you are rich enough you declare war on all of your neighbors.

 

[God of Kings]

Added some stuff based on Brave New World

705: Brazilians can have eternal carnivals if they sacrifice their great artists, have fewer people, have more circuses, colosseums, theatres, stadia, have fewer cities, have many luxury resources, and befriend many mercantile city-states, as well as using their Pracinhas to attack everyone

706: Poles become more progressive when they reach a new era and their Winged Hussars pushed everyone out of Poland (but ran out of them when Germany invaded Poland)

707: Assyrians became technologically advanced, because they destroyed a few houses

708: Honolulu is the first host of the World Congress, since they met everyone first

709: It is possible to get plasma weaponry without having access to alien technology, as well as fly very far

710: Malevolent aliens exist, which led to a group of elite paratroopers to band up and fight against other groups of elite paratroopers, since these malevolent aliens never bothered to visit in the first place

711: Barbarian paratroopers in Antarctica have access to plasma weaponry

712: Olympics have been renamed World Games; FIFA World Cup ceases to exist

 

[Genghis.Khan]

713. How the hell did the United States managed to have over 300,000 Citizens? They must be starving!

 

[Cicero63]

714. When you are on a plane and look out the window you think you are playing civ

 

[g3istbot]

715. You wonder, with all the states the U.S. has, why we didn't go with Order for the bonuses.

 

[atarihuana]

716. Because they actually had more oil than coal so rushbuying GWB and Triplanes + Autocracy was the natrual choice

 

[Heerlo]

717: You think North Korea shouldn't have gone order because it's better for large empires.

718: You think that the best colleges and universities are built in the middle of the jungle.

 

[otaman1]

719: You come to the BNW every second looking for new info

 

[PreLynMax]

720: You start saving up money for BNW now.

 

[Skibbi]

721: France could never have fallen in World War 2, its army could surround its entire borders.
722: One does not simply walk around an army through its whole tile.
723: Guerilla warfare cannot work - it is impossible to be hidden.

 

[Sonic Boom]

724: the only reason you're aware of Otto Von Bismark is because he's that not-Hitler guy from the game

 

[LoneRebel]

725. You think that Americans have better eyesight than other people.