1034: With your hand and your mouth.
1035: While fighting Commies.
1036: While fighting Iran.
1037: While fighting Kim Kong Il, AND Hitler.
1038: While hunting for Osama.
1039: While preparing to fight Commies
1040: Celebrating a victory against the Commies.
1049. While shooting a railgun.
1050. While dropping the A-bomb.
1051. While dropping the H-bomb.
1052. While shooting your MG42.
1053. While shooting a shotgun.
1054. While watching a pheasant walking next to your house. (True story, except for the Reese's part.)
1055. While shooting at the heron trying to get a snack from your fish pool.
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