A New Hope: A Star Wars Mafia Game (Game Thread)
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Because I'm a good guy.
Bad Player
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OK let's assume you're a good guy then - whom have you contacted so far? What have you discussed with them? What have you been doing to help the innocent cause so far?
Ho hum, just lovely, a day filled with commerce!
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Third, I will reiterate my statement concerning items that are up for voting. Don't know who would be the most deserving recipient of an item up for the vote? Well, here's the perfect offer for you - vote the items to me! All items voted to me this way will be examined by my very capable staff, and then immediately put up for auction the following day, with a full description of their function. All proceeds from selling items voted to me in this fashion will be split as evenly as possible among those who voted it to me. This will result in complete transparency: I) you will know exactly what the items do that end up with your neighbors, II) you will know exactly how willing someone is to receive a particular item, and III) you never need to wonder about the agenda of the one you're voting the items to. And you get a share of the spoils as well!
Spoiler :
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Grievous can.
Romanichine
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How do you figure that? I am expecting the rebels to be twice as numerous as the siths, so they may be poorer individually but richer collectively. Besides you said yourself you have no proof. Why don't you trust the game hosts about this?
Thanks for the vote. Surely I am a sith because I am voting items to Niklas. Typical of what I've seen so far. If you read my post properly you would realize that I am pissed at how the rebels have handled things.
RRRaskolnikov
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^^ Maybe you can stop whining then and start act as a competent rebel. Blaming others isn't going to make us win. Pissing everyone isn't likey to get you more information, and it is not helping those who might have done mistakes. Besides, before everyone vote all items to Jabba, the richest guy out there currently is likely to be JANGO FETT. Furthermore, as everyone voting Jabba items will share the same spoils, basically you aren't getting richer. Well you are, but it doesn't mean you will be able to purchase any items. Everything comes down to income. So the monney you got will eventually end in bounty hunters pockets (because you have few way to spend it), getting themself richer and more powerfull, and creating chaos meanwhile.
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Then I don't think we can take the risk of giving you lightsabers. I would have no issue with you aquiring a pistol however. The risk is that a Sith gets another lightsaber.
johnhughthom
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I'd like a lightsaber, I've never gotten an item in one of these games...
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One lightsaber to johnhughthom and the other two to Niklas.
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And Johnathon is innocent because? Any reason he's not a Sith per chance??
johnhughthom
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Who's Johnathan?
Romanichine
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I think that the problem with lightsabres is that if you explain why you do or do not want one, you risk revealing whether you are Force Sensitive or not. I'm not, so I would like the blaster.
Niklas can have all the lightsabres, for fear of giving them away to a concealed Sith. He may be a Hutt, but at least we know he's not a Sith.
Niklas can have all the lightsabres, for fear of giving them away to a concealed Sith. He may be a Hutt, but at least we know he's not a Sith.
Romanichine
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He has a total of 2 posts since we started, that's good enough for me. You saying he is mafia is a bonus.
unvote: Capt Blackadder; vote: link16.
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