A Piffilian Love Letter to Aloha

[Robi D]

dunno, you should ask them since it seems as though they've been trading with you recently

And who told you that, Epsilon?

Well i'll ask BC, have you being trading with Epsilon and not been telling the rest of the team?

We have not done one single trade with Epsilon the entire game.

 

[Tubby Rower]

We have not done one single trade with Epsilon the entire game.

perhaps 2, 3, or 7 then ? I know how that diplo double-speak tongue works... it just doesn't work in my mouth. I'm as blunt as the back of an axe

 

[peter grimes]

My guess is Epsilon is behind both of the wars. How very "Shadow" of you.

The Leader, may He live Forever, is rules a Shadowy nation. Please edit your addressbook accordingly

 

[Robi D]

perhaps 2, 3, or 7 then ? I know how that diplo double-speak tongue works... it just doesn't work in my mouth. I'm as blunt as the back of an axe

The number you are looking for is zero
We have had zero trades with Epsilon, is that blunt enough for you?

So how many have you guys had? 10? 20? 30?

 

[robboo]

hey Tubby...you need to pay attention a bit more. Also if you check the foreign relations screen I think you can tell who we have been trading with. And since that is a trick I learned from you...I figured you would have checked it.

 

[Conroe]

So team epsilon must be fairly happy round about now huh?

My guess is Epsilon is behind both of the wars. How very "Shadow" of you.

And who told you that, Epsilon?

We have had zero trades with Epsilon, is that blunt enough for you?

What is this fixation that you all have with Epsilon?

Did BCLG make some sort of freudian slip? And now the rest of you are trying to cover it up? Trying to divert our attention towards who trades with whom? But divert our attention from what? Because frankly, I just don't see it!

 

[Robi D]

What is this fixation that you all have with Epsilon?

Did BCLG make some sort of freudian slip? And now the rest of you are trying to cover it up? Trying to divert our attention towards who trades with whom? But divert our attention from what? Because frankly, I just don't see it!

Nice bit of editing there. You completely skipped the part where Tubby brought up the epsilon trade issue.
Very clever

 

[Conroe]

Nice bit of editing there. You completely skipped the part where Tubby brought up the epsilon trade issue.
Very clever

Sorry, no editing. Just actual Aloha quotes.

I just don't understand your fixation on Epsilon, that's all. But hey, if you don't want to address the question ... well, I understand completely.


As far as Tubby is concerned, I'm pretty sure he and Epsilon aren't exchanging any Christmas cards.

 

[Robi D]

Sorry, no editing. Just actual Aloha quotes.

Not quotes, replies. Replies to tubby assertion of trades.

I just don't understand your fixation on Epsilon

No fixation, just a good understanding of Geopolitics.

As far as Tubby is concerned, I'm pretty sure he and Epsilon aren't exchanging any Christmas cards.

Don't you mean Confusmas

 

[classical_hero]

No, that is Confuciusmas. I must say that it is disturbing that all this talk about Epsilon covering the whole world politics. Let's not talk about this bizarre cover up again.

 

[General_W]

Gentlemen!
I believe I can clear this all up by just revealing that <censored> was the one who initially <censored> and that's why <censored> <censored> which launched the whole <classified> leading to this current confusion.

EDIT: er&#8230; apparently The Leader, may he live forever, has "editors" active here in the UN thread also&#8230; I thought this kind of thing only happened in our internal forum&#8230;