Achievements you'll never see?

[Mesix]

Blood Diamonds - Capture a Zulu city and create a puppet ruler. Also capture a Zulu worker and use the worker to improve a gem resource.

 

[cpm4001]

The Fords of Norway - As Denmark, capture the American city of Detroit with a Norwegian Ski Infantry unit.
Oops. - Kill at least 4 of your own units with an Atomic Bomb.
The Schlieffen Plan - As Germany, make Antwerp or Brussels declare war upon you by trespassing in their territory with Great War Infantry units.

 

[Pythakoreas]

The Fords of Norway - As Denmark, capture the American city of Detroit with a Norwegian Ski Infantry unit.
Oops. - Kill at least 4 of your own units with an Atomic Bomb.
The Schlieffen Plan - As Germany, make Antwerp or Brussels declare war upon you by trespassing in their territory with Great War Infantry units.

CSs declare war on you for trespassing?

 

[Cyanfunk]

War. War Never Changes. - Have America and China launch an Atomic Bomb and one another at the same time.

Center of the World - As the Inca, have Cusco's borders grow into the shape of a puma.

Mr. Tefari Mekonnen Goes to the United Nations - As Ethiopia, propose to embargo Rome to the World Congress/United Nations while you are at war with them. Then the proposition must fail.

 

[Gucumatz]

Actually the embargo passes* but it doesn't stop other civs from trading oil with Rome

 

[OmniPotent42]

I lol'd at the Lone Ranger achievement and some of the other ones.

Concentration - as Germany, steal at least 5 workers from Poland and have them all create camps on various tiles in your territory.

Louisiana Purchase - As France, sell all your cities on another continent to America.

Lewis and Clark - As America, have 2 scouts follow a Shoshone pathfinder to the other side of the continent.

Cuban Missile Crisis - as America, find a Russian Missile Cruiser loaded with Nuclear missiles within 5 tiles of your borders.

 

[PhilBowles]

Breaking the Cruiser Rules: As Germany, have a submarine pillage a sea trade route between an English and an American city in 1915.

 

[Jaymax]

Viva la revolució- Wait...: As France, enact the social reform "Monarchy" while in a revolutionary wave & with a happiness greater than or below -10.

 

[Cyzyk]

It's a Mistake: Initiate war by nuking a country you have a DoF and RA with.

 

[Cyanfunk]

Spaniards, Franco is Dead - As Spain, switch ideologies from Autocracy to Freedom.

The Golden Dawn of Metaxas - As Greece, adopt the Autocracy ideology and then declare war on Germany after signing at least four declarations of friendship with civs that follow the Freedom ideology.

Lusitanians, Salazar is Dead. But He Left a Whole Lotta Money. - As Portugal, switch ideologies from Autocracy and Freedom and have +100 gold per turn.

 

[Gehennas]

The Bell Jar - disband your Great Writer
Catherine, you made a terrible mistake - As Russia, sell one of your cities to America and re-capture it later.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Partition of India - As Britain, liberate the Indian civilization with the latter having -10 empire-wide unhappiness.

 

[pwnerer]

Firaxis of Evil- as Germany, Japan, Or Rome, create a defensive pact with the other two while all countries are autocratic.

They may take Mel Gibsons life, but they'll never take... HIS FREEDOM! - destroy a celtic general and the unit he is with by attacking it with an English cavalry unit.

 

[otaman1]

Communism - Playing as Russia, choose Order and have Poland, Mongolia, China, Korea, and Germany switch to this Ideology
Conquer, reconquer, conquer, reconquer - Playing as any Middle Eastern civs, conquer Jerusalem, have someone conquer it, reconquer it back, have a different civ conquer it, then reconquer it back again

 

[God of Kings]

The Hunnic Simpsons:

As the Huns, found Springfield

 

[PhilBowles]

The Dresden Files: Raze a city in a turn in which it was attacked by at least one Bomber.

 

[sav]

Flight of the Conchords: As Polynesia, send a great musician on a tour of America

It's not Rocket Science: Contribute to the international space station without having discovered rocketry

The Bushes: As America, invade Babylon twice, the second time conquering the capital and bringing your happiness to -10, spawning barbarians

 

[otaman1]

HAWAII!!!!!!! - Playing as America, found Honolulu before Polynesia does (side note here: this is 9999999999999999% impossible unless you use IGE)

 

[God of Kings]

HAWAII! - Playing as America, found Honolulu before Polynesia does (side note here: this is 9999999999999999% impossible unless you use IGE)

...or hotseat

 

[Stealth Bumbler]

I can see Russia from my back yard: While playing as America, meet the Russian civilization using a scout with the Scouting II promotion.

Seriously? The AI still does this?: Sink 1000 empty aircraft carriers over any number of play throughs.