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Illinois Senator Dies!
PEORIA, ILLINOIS - Senator Simon Golson was found dead in his townhouse yesterday. He was shot twice, once in the chest and once in the head. He left behind a suicide note, stating:
I give up. I mentioned why it wouldn't be knowing you would say something like this and you ignored it like you've ignored everything else I've said in the past. You are clearly just going to continue picking out the words that suit you best. You and the other secessionists have shown blatant disrespect for my position despite me taking into account your position in the past. I'm trying to debate while you're just trying to senselessly slander my side.
So Says,
Senator Simon Golson
One of the founding members of the communist movement, Golson was a force to be reckoned with in Congress. Having collaborated with such figures as Reimer and Debs, he was remembered as one of the most vocal left-wing spokesman. Peoria Police Chief Michael Rome stated, "It is likely that Senator Golson took his own life after becoming stressed over recent debates with anti-communist leaders." His funeral is scheduled for next Wednesday at the Cathedral of Saint Mary of the Immaculate Conception. - James Speckerman, Associated Press