Assemble, then Hurl Numbered Shapes in Such a Fashion as to gain Dominance over an Inhabited Planet

[Danwar]

welcome to my new and original game that no one else has ever done before!!1!!one!111!

here are da rule:

1. say an action
2. i roll a dices for it
3. ???
4. profit

have fun!!!



Current Modifiers:
AA: +3 to founding and expanding the nation known as 'Dong', -5 for anything involving Social Credit
Aleks: +5 for anything involving Social Credit

 

[Double A]

expand dong

 

[Double A]

hey danwar masada wants to know how old you are but is too lazy to log into cfc to ask you personally

 

[Danwar]

expand dong

65: Once you actually found the nation of Dong, you will get a +3 to your dice roll for your expansion of it.

Still gotta actually erect this nation first, though.

 

[Danwar]

hey danwar masada wants to know how old you are but is too lazy to log into cfc to ask you personally

45: You seemed to have misspoken: instead, you accidentally asked for the age of the thread. In response, he explained that it was about four days old.

If you can extrapolate his age from that, good luck.

 

[Double A]

as Dong Zhuo I conquer china

 

[gay_Aleks]

don't disturb the graves of the dead

 

[Danwar]

as Dong Zhuo I conquer china

26 (23 + 3): You seemed to have forgotten the fact that Dong Zhou happens to be long deceased, and while if he was alive he could have formed a nation known as 'Dong', you cannot even find his gravesite. Not for lack of trying, though, and given this is China you're doing this in...

-5 to all rolls involving Social Credit

don't disturb the graves of the dead

91: While paying your respects to a Chinese grave, you happen to find a hooligan trying to find and dig up one 'Dong Zhou'. You report this incident to the local officials, who praise you for responding to the situation swiftly and contacting the authorities as soon as possible. Your noble actions to ensure the nondisturbance of the dead have been rewarded.

+5 to all rolls involving Social Credit

 

[Double A]

I make a Dong Zhou robot

 

[Danwar]

I make a Dong Zhou robot

56: You successfully build a robot that looks like Dong Zhou! ... However, you seem to have forgotten how to program the thing, and all you can get it to do is move around robotically and perform a few basic commands.

You're not gonna be conquering much using this anytime soon.

 

[erez87]

Change the map projection to something more… funky

 

[Aiken_Drumn]

Become King of the UK

 

[Double A]

I program my dongbot to be good at conquest