Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[kill fire]

Just saying that it was awesome.

 

[warpus]

Death is like the European Union: First you turn blue, then you see a bunch of stars.

 

[Mise]

Death is like the EU: the unavoidable consequence of French and Germans co-operating.

 

[Zack]

Death is like the European Union: it sucks.

That was awful.

 

[Lord Baal]

Death is like the European Union: it sucks.

That was awful.

Yet accurate.

 

[Yeekim]

Death is like EU: a complete harmony...

Spoiler :

Actually I did not make it up here. Allegedly, one of EU-s stated goals used to be "harmony", until someone pointed out that complete harmony= death. That's when "sustainability" was invented.

 

[aronnax]

Death is like the EU: Every time someone tries to unify Europe, millions die in battle.

 

[Atrebates]

Death is like the EU, only less painful

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my TV dinners:

 

[madviking]

I like my women like I like my TV dinners: black.

//airplane! reference done

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my TV dinners: Wrapped in plastic and stuck in the microwave.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I like my women like my TV dinners: divided by colors

 

[_random_]

I like my women like I like my TV dinners: Requiring minimal preparation.

 

[Mise]

I like my women like my TV dinners: Remove outer packaging, pop it in for 3 minutes, rotate her 180 degrees, then pop it back in. Says "bing!" when she's done.

 

[Jarlaxe Baenre]

I like my women like my TV dinners: $19.99 with tax.

 

[Lord Baal]

I like my women like I like my tv dinners; fast, cheap, easy and bad for me.

Great idea bringing this thread back, btw. It was always one of my favourites.

 

[Yeekim]

I like my women like I like my TV-dinners - warmed up by my wife.

 

[NewWaver]

I like my women like my TV dinners: A lot.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my tv dinners; fast, cheap, easy and bad for me.

You're up.

 

[Lord Baal]

Sweet, I win again. Now, I need an idea...

I like my women like I like my chocolate: