DoC Corrupt A Wish

[Tomorrow's Dawn]

Hello! To spur further activity around Leoreth's return, I thought we might like to play a game while helping to develop DoC (that isn't DoC to begin with).

If you've never played Corrupt A Wish, the premise is simple.
Someone posts something that they wish for (in the context of DoC, so a feature, a gameplay change, a nerf, a buff, etc.)
and the next poster must grant their wish, but grant it a way that is undesirable.
You post your own wish afterwards, and someone else will corrupt your wish and then make their own.

I'll start:

"I wish the AIs would stop packing cities so closely together."

 

[blizzrd]

The AI could always be prevented from building settlers I suppose. That would do the trick and be undesirable.

I wish we could get an overhaul of the Australian resources.

 

[Locutus_Morti]

The number of resources on Australia doubles, but they all turn into Marsh.

I wish Korea or Babylon would stay alive longer and be relevant to a game.

 

[great.taurus]

The number of resources on Australia doubles, but they all turn into Marsh.

I wish Korea or Babylon would stay alive longer and be relevant to a game.

All civilizations other than Korea and Babylon are removed from the game.

I wish there were more minor Civs.

 

[ales_]

All major civs become minor civs.
I wish K-mod will be included in the next mod versions.

 

[civ_king]

All major civs become minor civs.
I wish K-mod will be included in the next mod versions.

AI gets good enough to obliterate human players most of the time.



India gets accurate terrain and resources

 

[Tomorrow's Dawn]

India gets accurate terrain and resources

Granted. But resource yields become lower than regular tiles and rivers become impassable.

I wish Barbarian Animals would exist longer.

 

[ales_]

All barbarian units will be replaced by animals.
I wish the American post-colonial civs will be included in the mod.

 

[AOS9001]

Done, but their UP is "The Power of CIA influence" so you have to do whatever the USA says or else it's game over.

I wish England wasn't always 200 years ahead of everyone else in the medieval age.

 

[civ_king]

Done, but their UP is "The Power of CIA influence" so you have to do whatever the USA says or else it's game over.

I wish England wasn't always 200 years ahead of everyone else in the medieval age.

France or Scandinavia consistently conquer England in the Middle Ages


I wish Ethiopia stayed alive longer

 

[Tomorrow's Dawn]

I wish Ethiopia stayed alive longer

Granted. Gruekiller begins posting "I am twelve and what is this" images where Ethiopia takes over all of Europe and half of Asia.

I wish Heavy Swordsmen became Macemen again.

 

[Wondering Kid]

Granted. Gruekiller begins posting "I am twelve and what is this" images where Ethiopia takes over all of Europe and half of Asia.

I wish Heavy Swordsmen became Macemen again.

Granted, but the moment you or the AI creates one; the game crashes.

I wish Russia would settle its whole RL territories in game

 

[dzdydx]

Granted, but the moment you or the AI creates one; the game crashes.

I wish Russia would settle its whole RL territories in game

With no cities more than 2 tiles away from another

I wish every civ had 4 historical goals and any combination of 3 wins you the game

 

[strijder20]

Granted, but the fourth goal is consistently a 'be the first to complete the tech tree' goal.

I wish the Vikings made more raids in Europe.

 

[banestrider]

Granted, but the fourth goal is consistently a 'be the first to complete the tech tree' goal.

I wish the Vikings made more raids in Europe.

Vikings gets a stack of doom units when it discovers a new civ in Europe and can never be at peace until the Enlightenment era.

Trade company building for Russia and USA triggers an event

 

[Locutus_Morti]

Fine. Russia gets Kamchatka and US gets Easter Island.

I wish Japan would do something.

 

[mykeedee]

Granted. They colonize Somalia

I wish the Prussians would do something.

 

[clanky4]

The Prussians try to attack russia but collapse.

I wish that the ideas from this thread were in the game:

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=482459

 

[Bair_the_Normal]

The Prussians try to attack russia but collapse.

I wish that the ideas from this thread were in the game:

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=482459

All those ideas are implemented, and the mod thus makes thine computer explode.

I wish that Edinburgh would receive those buffs that I mentioned waaaay back to nerf England. Nudge nudge wink wink.

(No flipping, more defensive units, better defended from england, etc.)

 

[Locutus_Morti]

Poland gains a core in Scotland.

I wish Mongolia would collapse more often.