even more clues you play civ3 too much...

[axehaxe]

4512: You remember that cavalry armies make the sound "Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!" as they pillage tiles and when a girl at work annoys you to stop playing so much Civ you tell her, "I'm going ROP rape you do some Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!" and she calls the cops. lol

 

[civverguy]

4513: You carry a sword and swing it while shouting the sound effects.

 

[iambenben]

4514 - you expect to see the colour of the land change when you cross the border into another country

 

[choxorn]

4515: You think those army propoganda commericals are lying. They say marines are ultra-powerful, but they suck!!!
4516: Also, the Americans in your game have been reduced to one city and 4 Infantry.

 

[cubsfan6506]

417: You also question why those sucky marines are going to Iraq. They don't exist.

 

[DragonBird]

4518: Nobody likes Bush, he doen't play civ.

(be alittle less negitive towards my fighting countrymen)

 

[choxorn]

4519: We aren't being negative to the real world, just the civ world.
4520: You didn't realize that.

 

[DragonBird]

4521: Marines arent crappy if you use them correctly (i.e. Load up a transport full, sail to a far away country/city, have all of them use special rule(amphibious attack) and take city)

 

[cubsfan6506]

4522: You think the american A.I is being stupid. Using Marines as ground troops.

 

[iambenben]

4523 - you wonder why it is taking america ages to "quell the stinking resistance" in iraq

 

[choxorn]

4524: You guess that America must be having terrible RNG Luck.
4525: Once realizing this, you know that America is the player.

 

[cubsfan6506]

4523 - you wonder why it is taking america ages to "quell the stinking resistance" in iraq

4526- Yeah it's been full whole turns.

 

[choxorn]

4527: You understood that.

 

[DragonBird]

4528: You insult people without knowing, You talk to the leaders to much

 

[pickle]

4529: Your girlfriend takes up playing civ so she can have a conversation with you

 

[psweetman1590]

4530: "Since when did I have a girlfriend?"

 

[choxorn]

4531: Oh yeah- I asked her out because she looked like Joan of Arc, and apparently she liked that comment.

 

[psweetman1590]

4532: She didn't understand that it was an insult, though. Joan looks like a dog in armor.

4533: Now, how can I flatter that chick who looks like Theo in my history class?

 

[civverguy]

4534: You gave all the civ leaders nicknames.

 

[Snarkhunter]

4529: Your girlfriend takes up playing civ so she can have a conversation with you

4535: . . . and you have to look frantically for a label underneath her chin to see if she is gracious/polite/cautious/annoyed/furious with you