You are Stalin and you are a failure, banished to the outer wilds of civilisation, alone and friendless, struck down from the heights of your power by us, the most gracious, the most merciful, Allah Lord and master of all things. Your Holy Army, has deserted you, left you as you were shown for the fraud you are, for before Allah, the most gracious, most merciful you are but a speck of dust cast into oblivion, flung helplessly into the void by the tempest of divine wrath!
*Allah turns and basks in the adulation and worship he recieves in the morning ritual of the russians as Stalin huddles in that shack he calls a fortress deep in the frigid russian wastes.