nukehumvee
Warlord
I know I'm a bit Slowpoke this time around, but it's time to review the GnK leaders. Except Izzy, we've seen her before.
Billy: He's back, but hasn't changed since his last outing. Nice garb though.
Boudica: She's not really a redhead, but her outfit looks like standard issue Celtic armour. If looking at her thighs are a crime, we're all doing time.
Pakal: His looks this time fits more of a Mayan king, compared to the Epic Random Indigenous Man hairdo of Civ4.
Dido: No comment. Looks like they took her looks from the Guerin painting.
Theodora: Meeeow. She looks sexy. Again, taken from a painting of her at the Coliseum.
Attila: Wait. What is a barbarian tribe doing in a game about civilisations? Anyway, he looks too Eastern to raid Europe.
Mary: When I heard her voice, I thought I was high. No way a plump woman can have such high-pitched voice. But she looks just like the real one.
Haile: It's the Rhasta Man! Every inch like the original.
Gus: Also quite the look-a-like. But the beard and stache are kinda inaccurate.
Billy: He's back, but hasn't changed since his last outing. Nice garb though.
Boudica: She's not really a redhead, but her outfit looks like standard issue Celtic armour. If looking at her thighs are a crime, we're all doing time.
Pakal: His looks this time fits more of a Mayan king, compared to the Epic Random Indigenous Man hairdo of Civ4.
Dido: No comment. Looks like they took her looks from the Guerin painting.
Theodora: Meeeow. She looks sexy. Again, taken from a painting of her at the Coliseum.
Attila: Wait. What is a barbarian tribe doing in a game about civilisations? Anyway, he looks too Eastern to raid Europe.
Mary: When I heard her voice, I thought I was high. No way a plump woman can have such high-pitched voice. But she looks just like the real one.
Haile: It's the Rhasta Man! Every inch like the original.
Gus: Also quite the look-a-like. But the beard and stache are kinda inaccurate.