Incan conquests

[luke2345]

I will be starting a new thread because I will be posting a new game
I am the same guy who started the other thread and I am not going ro be posting on that other thread anymore.


HC: we are going to be starting a new game
Bob: yes we are
HC: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: well... it's a new game so I have to start with you again
HC: that means I can punish you for going to monty's side muahahahahahahahahaha
Bob: ummm... can I go to the bathroom?
HC: hmmm... something sounds familiar aboat that
HC: but I forget where...
HC: you can go to the bathroom
Bob: whoa that was close...
HC: what did you say?
Bob: ummm... I didn't say anything
1 hour later...
HC: something feels familiar aboat all this
Nick:
Nick: he escaped... AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HC: hey who are you?
Nick: I was your new advicer from that other game
HC: ohhhhh











HC: man... I really hate those pesky gods
Nick: but they are helping you
HC: ohhh... well... it's just that I am so awesome that the gods wanted to help me
Nick:



I also change that forest by madrid into coast

 

[hoplitejoe]

Here as well

 

[luke2345]

HC: this time I was the one who named that awesome first city
HC: and I called it Cusco even though I should have named it HCity
Nick: good thing you didn't call it that
HC: WHAT!!!!!!!!! HCity is better then your name
Nick:



HC: I will demand that that city build a worker muahahahahahahahaha
Nick: I can't believe that you claim that that is the only way you can laugh
HC:



HC: we research mining. carrying those small stones from those mountains will take a long time but we have 6000 years to do it
HC: wait by the time I get it I will only have 5,750 years
Nick: but thats a long time
HC: I know... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



HC: we got a scout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HC: me like scout
Nick: a scout is like the worst unit in the game
HC: be quiet!!!!!!!!!!
Nick: but don't you always say "SHUT UP"
HC: oh yes... SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick:



HC: I will now get bronze working
Nick: hmmm... your geting the hang of the game
HC: the game is going to hang me
Nick:



Nick: buddisim was founded maybe izzy found it
HC: whos izzy
Nick: someone...



HC: monty again can you do that evil laugh
Monty: ok MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HC: we are almost like brothers
Monty:

 

[Optical]

Re-subscribed.

 

[brandon.herren]

I have a feeling that Nick will be replaced soon...

Nice update

 

[strijder20]

Weird, I thought I subbed to this.
Subbed!

 

[luke2345]

HC: the ignorant villagers gave us a map of whats behind the aztec lands
Nick: if they are so ignorant how did they know something that you didn't
HC:
Nick: ummm... I don't want to end up as that guy
HC: what guy
Nick: Bob
HC: whose Bob?
Nick:


HC: we have made a worker
HC: Nick is not here right so he cant comment on what I am saying
(Nick walks in...)
Nick: what did you say?
HC: I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY WHILE I TALKED ABOAT THIS PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick: ohhh.... bye...



HC: I made those workers go to that corn so that they could put a farm on it
Nick: btw did you know that that is not the corn people in th US eat (sweet corn)
it's maize
HC: stop acting so smart... he make me feel like I dumb
Nick: ummm...
HC: DON'T EVEN THINK OF TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick: did you know there is such a thing as purple corn?
HC: OK THATS ENOUGH i WILL FIND A NEW ADVISER
Nick: where?
HC: I don't know...
HC: ok... when a new guy comes in I'll make you go to monty
Nick:



HC: now I made my workers go to the gold to build a mine
HC: and just so that you now there is no such thing as purple gold
Nick: I didn't know you were so smart
HC: I didn't know either
Nick:

 

[luke2345]

btw how do you post a saved game?

 

[brandon.herren]

I have a feeling that Nick will be replaced soon...

I was right For posting a save, press manage attachments then choose a file, and then choose the save, and it will appear

 

[luke2345]

thanks

 

[hoplitejoe]

Dat troll silver

 

[luke2345]

HC: Me haz bronze workings
Nick:
HC: you know when I told you that I would get rid of you as soon as a messanger comes...
Nick: ummm...
HC: well... nobody has been a messanger for a long time
Nick: maybe because they are afraid of you
HC: what did you say!!!!!!
Nick: ummm.... nothing...
HC: goot... anyways I will get the wheel so that I can build the PANAMERICAN HIGHWAY (if you don't know what the panamerican highway is look on wikipeadia)
Nick: I know what the panamerican highway is
HC: SHUT UP



HC:I get 75 gold from my scout that found a village, in other words scouts are good
Nick:



HC: Panamerican highway Panamerican highway Panamerican highway Panamerican highway
Nick: ummm... the panamerican highway is made with asfult not dirt
HC: I knew that




HC: Ironworking to cut the jungles down
HC: wait why do I need iron to chop jungles if I can chop forest with only copper?
Nick: that's how sid meier made it
HC: whos sid meier?
HC: hopefully your not just another Bob

 

[hoplitejoe]

I say you colonise Europe.

 

[Jwitti]

I say you colonise Europe.

YES! THE IRONY!!!!! Woohoo!

 

[luke2345]

maybe I'll colonize spain

 

[luke2345]

HC: woody 2
Nick: but it's for the scount
HC:
Nick: btw haven't you notice that some times you get mad at stuff that you don't have to get mad at and that you don't get mad at things that you should get mad at?
HC:
Nick: thats what I am saying you should have gotten mad at me for saying that but you didn't
HC: ohhh... ummm... I'M MAD AT YOU
Nick:



A messanger walks into the palace...
messanger: sir a guy with a weird name put up a "great work" that says that monty is the 4th greatest civilization in the world
HC: that must mean I am the first
messanger: ummm... you are not even on the chart...
HC: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
HC: I am so mad at you that It would be better if I just had Nick as my advisor
Nick: thank you HC
HC: ummm... nevermind you can be my adivisor mr. messanger
messanger: my name is Bobby
HC: hmmm... Bobby sounds familier
Nick: everything sounds familier to you
HC: go to monty!!!!
Nick: I thought that you could have thought of something better to say then that
HC: oh yeah....
HC: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
Nick: maybe it would have been better to be quiet

 

[hoplitejoe]

What difficulty is this on?

 

[luke2345]

noble like the other. I hven't played civ4 for awhile so I wanted to play it at an easier level

 

[Dumanios]

Nick, no!

 

[luke2345]

it's sad that Nick had to die and even sadder that I made that way
but it make the story interesting... kind of