Is this allowed?

[Rodgers]

I'm thinking of starting a poll in OT relating to masturbation - is it a stupid question to ask if this is allowed? It wouldn't be graphic in any way. Just dont want to get shouted at or banned so thought I'd check here first.

 

[Dell19]

Probably but the thread could quickly get locked depending on how other people post.

 

[floppa21]

Last time Rodger opened a thread about sex, people shouted and squealed at him... Isn't any thread pertaining to it not allowed? Albeit sex with oneself is still sex, no?

 

[starlifter]

LOL, no comment!

 

[Pellaken]

Rodgers, your really beating this one to death, arent you? a topic like this would be very hard on the mods, I dont think your chance will come.

 

[Franklyn]

Originally posted by Pellaken
Rodgers, your really beating this one to death

no pun intended, right?

I think, Rodgers, that you post that poll at your peril. To paraphrase Clint Eastwood, "Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[Rodgers]

Hmm, you might be right guys. Do I REALLY need to know how many times a day you lot have a wank? Probably not. (For the record, I do it f*ckin' LOADS! But thats no surprise to you, is it?)

Besides, I spent a bit of time looking back through old threads on this forum and found a complaint from rjgo (I think) that his masturbation thread had been shut down in minutes, so I probably answered my own question.

 

[knowltok2]

Look in the humor section for a thread about killing kittens. I believe there was some references in their to your topic of choice.

 

[Pellaken]

Franklin, each of my 3 sentances were puns. read them again, with your mind in the gutter

and Rodgers, define "f*ckin' LOADS" cause if 2-3 times a day counts, then I may as well join you

 

[Graeme the mad]

'I'm thinking of starting a poll in OT relating to masturbation'

Why bother? - you've just started one here

(i wonder what Simon does??)

 

[floppa21]

Darky has no qualms with the weights us mere mortals suffer from. He has gone BEYOND such pithy needs as sexual gratification.

@knowltok : A thread about masturbation and killing kittens? Hoo boy... Dayam, Sheeit, That is WHACK. (watched a stupid movie yestiddy)

2 or 3 times a day? I don't think I could do that... Of course, I am an older fart than you youngins...

 

[Beam]

Just missing the poll:

What do you consider to be f*ckin' LOADS:
a) Once a month
b) Once a week
c) Once a day
d) 4 times a day
e) Can't attend 2 hour meetings / classes
f) Got a platinum membership card from my tissue supplier

 

[Pellaken]

just imagine if you could sell that stuff... wow, I'd love that job

 

[Graeme the mad]

'just imagine if you could sell that stuff... '

You can

 

[Pellaken]

:O

where where!!

 

[Rodgers]

Well you asked me to define it - f*ckin loads means in an average day 2 or 3 (as suggested). On an exceptionally dull day 4 or 5. Maximum in a 24hr period - 9

Happy now?

 

[Ren]

Originally posted by Beammeuppy
Just missing the poll:

What do you consider to be f*ckin' LOADS:
a) Once a month
b) Once a week
c) Once a day
d) 4 times a day
e) Can't attend 2 hour meetings / classes
f) Got a platinum membership card from my tissue supplier

Originally posted by Pellaken
:O

where where!!

Never heard of a Sperm Bank?? (That is the 'stuff' you're talking about, yes? )

 

[floppa21]

Jesus Rodgers... That is bad... I think it would fall off if it went through all that... up to 9 times in a day!!! Bet some you guys got forearms like Popeye eh?

Quite interesting the length & topic of this thread, especially when considering the Forum it is in...

 

[Pellaken]

I'm like rodgers... cept I hit 11 once aimed for 12, but I fell asslep before I could get there
I'm also very proud.. I once went 5 whole days without doing it!!!

 

[starlifter]

LOL, it seems this has turned into the thread it was asking about to begin with.... ....