NinjaCow's Musical Mini Mafia!

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:culture: Hit me with your best shot :culture:

ELITEOFWARMAN8
NinjaCow64
JoanK
MartinLuther
Kennigit
KaiserElectric
Omega124 - murdered
Darth Caesar- lynched
 

Special Rule: Play proceeds as a normal Mafia game with normal discussion. Formal Vote posts must be arranged in lyric format + YouTube embed.


NIGHT ZERO

:culture:


Link to video.

Well I'm a real tough cookie with a long history
Of dragging things out, like the one game I played
That's okay let's see how you do it
Put up your dukes, let's get down to it

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

You come on with a come on, you don't fight fair
But that's okay, see if I care
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I'll get right back up on my feet again

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

Well you're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of dragging things out, like I did in one game or three
Before I put another notch in my game stats
You better make sure you throw in your hats

Hit me with your best shot
Come on, hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot?
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away

:culture:

:culture: BLAM :culture:

:culture: CivCube is dead! :culture:


Link to video.

It is now DAY. Send in your audition pieces by Wednesday, October 10 at 8:00 PM CST.
 

Link to video.

If you like mafia, I tell you I'm your man
You lynch some, kill some, it's - all - the same to me
The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say
I don't share your team, the only role I need is
The Jack Of Trades
The Jack Of Trades

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with a vote, it's all a game to me,
Caesar or Electric, watchers watching you,
Double up or quit, double lynches or split,
The Jack Of Trades
The Jack Of Trades

You know I'm born to lose, and Warman is a fool,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live forever,
And don't forget the doctor!

Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read it and weep, Zack is dead again,
I see it in your posts, take one vote and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Jack Of Trades
The Jack Of Trades
 

Link to video.
These mist covered forums
Are a home now for me
But my home is the real-life
And always will be

Some day you'll return to
Your SGs and your threads
And you'll no longer burn
To be brothers in town

Through these threads of Mafia
Baptisms of scum
I've witnessed your suffering
As the games raged higher

And when we were hurt so bad
In the fear and alarm
You indeed desert me
My brothers in town

There's so many different games
So many different scum
And we have just one game
But we live with different roles

Now the GM's gone to hell
And the scum's riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Omega has to die

But it's written in the starlight
And every line on your palm
We're fools to make war
On our brothers in town
 

Link to video.



My heart is paralyzed
My head was over sized by joining these forums
I'll take the high road like I should.... right
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're not leaving now for my own good
Curses mafia!

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say...

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
Got lynched in a mafia game
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting
From being here with certain people
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not "a fool"
How could you believe I am Mafia?

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say...

JoanK was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died (died, died)

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love.... but you don't want to

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say...
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say...

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
 
Vote: ELITEOFWARMAN8


Link to video.

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man, who posted on top of me.
And he told us of his vote,
For the girl, who died horribly.

But there was something wrong,
Because, well it is strange you see,
JoanK is a man, he rants and raves,
So I voted for the man on top of me.

We all vote for the man on top of me,
Posted on top of me, posted on top of me.
We all vote for the man on top of me,
Posted on top of me, posted on top of me.

And the town, are singing oh lord.
Many of them are rather bored.
Because it is only the first day.

We all vote for the man on top of me,
Posted on top of me, posted on top of me.
We all vote for the man on top of me,
Posted on top of me, posted on top of me.

{Full speed ahead Mr. CivCube, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead it is, Ninja.
Martin are you, are you softclaiming?
Dunno, sir, dunno, dunno!
Ninja! Ninja!}

There is a role, Jack of all Trades,
Every one of us has a role de de de,
(One of us, roles de de de)
I thought this was, a vanilla gamey-geen
(Apart from singing, gamey-geen!)
So I vote for the person on top of me
(Who posted, ontop, aha!)

We all vote for the man on top of me,
Posted on top of me, posted on top of me.
We all vote for the man on top of me,
Posted on top of me, posted on top of me.

We all vote for the man on top of me,
Posted on top of me, posted on top of me.
We all vote for the man on top of me,
Posted on top of me, posted on top of me.
 

Link to video.

Yeah Gonna make it better
Ooh yeah
Yeah Gonna make it right
Here it is
There's a way to make it better
Get's you down
It's Unvote (Unvote)
I'm serious
Trouble genie's on the way
Got a little something for you
It's Unvote (Unvote)
It gets ya down
Now we need what you know
But I knew that anyway
I can't let this Unvote go
This Unvote's here to stay

[Chorus]
Yeah (ELITEOFWARMAN)
Gonna make it better (ELITEOFWARMAN must die)
Yeah (ELITEOFWARMAN)
Gonna make it right (ELITEOFWARMAN must die)
It's not so easy to control(pressure)
It's not so easy to control (pressure)

There's no easy way to make it better
There it is, There it is
I could change it if I wanted
Text it all the time
It's Unvote (Unvote)
Yeah hey!
Oh baby
So true
Don't know if I can rewrite it (don't know if I can rewrite it)
Got me 'round it's ELITE WARMAN (got him 'round it's ELITE WARMAN)
It's Unvote
Oh, there it is
I could change it if I wanted
Text it all the time

Step into the sound!
Don't know if I can rewrite it
Text it all the time (text it all the time, yeah)
Yeah, gonna make it better (ELITEOFWARMAN must die)
Yeah (ELITEOFWARMAN)
Gonna make it right (ELITEOFWARMAN must die)
It's not so easy here to vote
 
:culture: Come mister tally man tally me banana :culture:


Link to video.

DarthCaesar - MartinLuther
Omega - JoanK
ELITEOFWARMAN8 - NinjaCow64, JoanK
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjZxiHWPrZ4

Vote:MartinLuther

Make the Unvote go away
Come back another day
For years I've tried to teach
But their Unvote are empty
Empty too I have become
For them MartinLuther must die
A sad and troubled race
An ungrateful troubled place

I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die
Look at the pain around me
This is what I cry for
Look at the pain around me
This is what I'll die for

Make the sadness go away
Come back another day
The things I've said and done
Don't matter to anyone
But still, you push me to see
Something, I can never be
Why am I their shattered king?
I don't mean anything

I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die
Look at the pain around me
This is what I cry for
Look at the pain around me
This is what I'll die for
 

Link to video.

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well, he fought with Darth Caesar
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!
He was chased by wolves,
Lost in the forest,
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his home in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Read more: http://artists.letssingit.com/spock-lyrics-the-ballad-of-bilbo-baggins-1fvj5xj#ixzz28vUChI9d
LetsSingIt - Your favorite Music Community
 
:culture: END OF DAY ONE :culture:

DarthCaesar - MartinLuther, Kennigit
Omega - JoanK
ELITEOFWARMAN8 - NinjaCow64, JoanK
MartinLuther - ELITEOFWARMAN8

*flips a penny*

*flips a penny*

*penny*

*penny*


Link to video.

In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know
And all the people that come and go
Stop and say hello

On the corner is a banker with a motorcar
The little children laugh at him behind his back
And the banker never wears a mac in the pouring rain
Very strange

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Wet beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit and meanwhile back in
Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass
And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen
He likes to keep his fire engine clean
It's a clean machine

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
A four of fish and finger pies
In summer meanwhile back
Behind the shelter in the middle of a roundabout
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
And though she feels as if she's in a play
She is anyway

Penny Lane, the barber shaves another customer
We see the banker sitting waiting for a trim
And the fireman rushes in from the pouring rain
Very strange

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back
DarthCaesar is the one who dies
There beneath the blue suburban skies Penny Lane

*crick-crack*

*swing...swing*

Spoiler :
DarthCaesar is dead!
Spoiler :
He was a townie!


Night One has started. Mafia, send in your order by tomorrow at 3:00 CST.
 
DAY TWO


Link to video.

:culture:

I know, I know what's on your mind
And I know it gets tough sometimes.
But you can give it one more try to find another reason why,
You should pick it up and try it again
Cause it's all right - I think we're gonna make it,
I think it might just work out this time.
It's all right - I think we're gonna make it
I think it might work out fine this time
It's all right - I think we're gonna make it

Except for Omega

BLAM

Omega is dead!


Link to video.

:culture: Round Theme For Eligible Votes: Early Hip Hop. OH SNAP! Send in your votes by Saturday, October 11 at 3:00 CST. :culture:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmPtq_gipPo&feature=autoplay&list=LL1izONK55vyHXjQGuScooOw&playnext=4

Vote:JoanK



Just a mile or so away
Is my dearest Joank in this world.
He wears the Yellow and I the Red and Blue of Swissland
And god it hurts me so
The last time we were together I grabbed his hand and I pledged
If I ever draw my sword on you may the good lord strike me dead

The union flank's in trouble
To the round top on the double
A bad decision, insubordination
Exposed our line in a dangerous way

The burden lies upon us
Surrender is not an option
We are the flank, and if we break, the union crumbles we could lose the mafia game

Down below's the carnage
The rebels charging onward
Push the slaughter forward, the Peach Orchard.
Through the Swissland Kingdom and Castle 2_5_2!!!!!!!!

The valour of the Texans
And Alabama's best men
They're Unrelenting
And Devastating
The last full measure of devotion's clear

Chorus
We'll know what we're made of.
When up against all odds we hold our line
For the cause that we so love
We must hold at all cost
We'll know what we're made of
When our nation needs us
We'll stay the course, for the union we so love
We must hold at all costs!

Wave after wave, they are coming
Their power must be waning!
We're out of ammo, we can't fall back, no !
A desperate measure, a means to end

On their next wave we charge at them
There is no other option
Disconcert them, force submission, on my command, fix bayonets!

Repeat Chorus

We'll know what we're made of
The burden lies with us
When up against al odds we hold our line
We can't fail
For the cause that we so love
We must hold at all costs
We'll know what we're made of
With courage in our hearts
When our nation needs us, We'll stay the course
We won't fail
For the union we so love
We must hold at all cost!!
 
:culture: Round Theme For Eligible Votes: Early Hip Hop. OH SNAP! Send in your votes by Saturday, October 11 at 3:00 CST. :culture:

I don't know any early hip hop! I don't even know any hip hop! Except for one. Not sure if it counts. But it is what we have to do...

:culture:

Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun
Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun

:culture:

Because it is an townie's paradise...

Vote: ELITEOFWARMAN8 yo.


Link to video.

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at ELITEOFWARMAN8 and realize he's my bane
But that's just perfect for an townie like me
You know, I kill Mafiosos like him you see
At 4:30 in the morning I'm mooin' with my cows
JoanK isn't swiss and he isn't female...fool
And I've been lynchin' and singin' so long that
Even Pizzaguy thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a mouse in my hand and stubble on my chin
But if I check all my subscribtions and you are scummy thine
Then tonight we're gonna lynch you like it's 2009

We've been spending most our lives
Killing scum in a townie paradise
I've been a viglante once or twice
Killing scum in a townie paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Killing scum in a townie paradise
We should kill ELITEOFWARMAN8 tonight
Killing scum in a townie paradise

ELITEOFWARMAN8 put the second vote on someone last week
I just smiled at him and kept on Martin you see
Althought I knew that was a major scum tell
And I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
We shouldn't lynch MartinLuther even if he deserved it
Townies lynching WoG baits? You know that's unheard of
I never kill inactives when I'm wearing mah hat
And my townies agree, this is lynch or lose...fool
If we don't kill scum today, it will be the sum of all fears
The scum will be laughing and sipping their beers
But if we don't kill scum, it will be 3v2, unfair
We have to kill one of them or they will win in a pair

There's no hope, no chance, no light afar
Unless we kill scum you see?
Like Fallout Mafia
It will be curbstomp battle, de de de!

We've been spending most our lives
Killing scum in a townie paradise
We're just plain and vanilla guys
Killing scum in a townie paradise
There's no time for myslynches and vice
Killing scum in a townie paradise
We can't mislynch, we must play nice
Killing scum in a townie paradise

Tellin' Cube to WoG the Luther, lynching' lots of scummers
Won a game on Monday, soon I'll win another
Think you're really towny? Think your scumhunting is better at the start?
Well, I know I'm a million times better at scumhunting than thou art
I'm the pious guy the rest of Australia wanna be like
Lynching scum by day and night hopin' I won't go to the afterlife
So don't be scummy and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We've been spending most our lives
Killing scum in a townie paradise
We're all vanilla townieites
Killing scum in a townie paradise
There's no cops or power fights
Killing scum in a townie paradise
But you'd probably vanilla games bites
Killing scum in a townie paradise
 
Whoops, missed the first round. :blush:
 
JoanK - ELITEOFWARMAN8
ELITEOFWARMAN8 - NinjaCow64

Oh, come on, guys. We need more votes. I'll extend the deadline to tomorrow night at 8:00 CST.
 
oh shoot my bad. vote: ninjacow

this isn't early hip hop but whatever. It says pager in the lyrics so that must be ancient


Link to video.
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

[1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background]
[2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise]

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the you did with Rawkus too, that was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

[Chorus: Dido]

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's ED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty man - you're like his in idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got else so that helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

[Chorus: Dido]

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; [*screaming*] Shut up ! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh , I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this out?
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]

[Chorus: Dido]

[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you
But what's this you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how ed up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this about us meant to be together?
That type of 'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy
I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

your biggest fan, lynch ninjacow
 
Do you think Rock Me Amadeus counts as early hip hop? Falco does rap in the song. :p
 
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