(and now back to the Histury of Orcland)
We makes da city of Death Skull north of Bad Moonz. Da chaos people build de big Beer Faktory in da city of Khorinasomefin'. (around 520 IC. We think Grotsnick is refering to Bugman's Brewery)
We lurnz how ta do stuff wif rocks other dan hit fings wif em. (540 IC, orcs learn stoneworking from the Green Library)
We makes da city of Evil Sunz. One ob our Gobbos wif a real poky spear kilz a giant spider. We figure out how ta make floaty houses (boats) from my book house. (550 IC)
Gorkamorka makes a really big pot for us to keep foods we don't eat right then in. (Granery) Goff gets pillaged by a spider again. Ghaz really mad again. (560 IC)
One of our bow gobbos shootz and kills a big spider. We lurnz how ta dig ditches ta makes our crops gro betta. We'll have lotsa food now and can make more orcses. (580 IC)
De same bow gobbo kilz a Skel-e-ton and takes out a dunjon gettin us 25 gold and he gets promoted. We now gotz our firsty vet unit. (600 IC)
We sees some wooden elfs attack a spider camp near Evil Sunz. Dey hurt da spiders, but not enuf. One ob dose spiders gets awful mad and eats a goblin spear man. (610 IC)
Dem darkskinned Arabyans comes up and says we hafta give em da secrets o' story makin or they're gonna barsh us. Ghaz kills de one dat come ober ta tell us dat. He figures dat if dat one don't go back mebby dey won't make war. And if dey do, den we's already ahead cuz we killt one ob dem. (Araby declares war on the Orcs, 630 IC)
We sends out boyz from Gorkamorka and Blood Axe ta find new places for citys. We is startin to run out o' room for dem, but has a few gud spotz left. (around 645 IC)
Dem ugly stoopid Westerlandas brings a floaty house round to da south of orcland and land an ugly stoopid settler dere. We would ha kilt him, but he got some 'ommies wif spears guardin' him. (680 IC)
We makes da city of Blood Handz south of Gorkamorka. (690 IC)
We finally gets a road built to bring wolfs into Gorkamorka. Here we lurnz somfin real important. All de cheifs rids a wolf in a race. Dey paints dem wif war paint in de clan colours. So Ghaz is ridin a black one, Da Evils Sunz is ridin a red one. De Evil Sunz wins. So we lurn dat fings dat are painted red go fasta dan any otha colour. We has all the boots of our troops pained red, and order dat all wolf riders what come around latta have red paint on em. We even paints de rocks for our Cat-a-pults red so dey will hit fasta. Den Ghaz has de Evil Sunz chief kilt for beatin' him in da race. (700 IC)
Somemore boyz from Gorkamorka goes out to make a new city, and so does some from Whump! Dey is all wearin red shoose, so dey will get dere before da westerlanda's do. (710 IC)
We makes a Harbor in Death Skul, cause we can do dat now. Dey start eatin lotsa fish, and smell even worse dan normal. (730 IC)
Dem ugly stoopid stinky gits, da westerlandas, makes a city on our land! Gaz is mighty mad bout dat. Him say we supposta go afta Wooden elfs first when it's fightin time, but mebby we can take that westerlanda city firsty. It's called Bergbres or somefin'. Dem araby people ain't done nofin to us, so we think dey don't know we kilt their guy dey sent to us. Either dat or dey is real stoopid. Boss gonna think on what we are gonna do next. (740 IC)
We makes da city of Death Skull north of Bad Moonz. Da chaos people build de big Beer Faktory in da city of Khorinasomefin'. (around 520 IC. We think Grotsnick is refering to Bugman's Brewery)
We lurnz how ta do stuff wif rocks other dan hit fings wif em. (540 IC, orcs learn stoneworking from the Green Library)
We makes da city of Evil Sunz. One ob our Gobbos wif a real poky spear kilz a giant spider. We figure out how ta make floaty houses (boats) from my book house. (550 IC)
Gorkamorka makes a really big pot for us to keep foods we don't eat right then in. (Granery) Goff gets pillaged by a spider again. Ghaz really mad again. (560 IC)
One of our bow gobbos shootz and kills a big spider. We lurnz how ta dig ditches ta makes our crops gro betta. We'll have lotsa food now and can make more orcses. (580 IC)
De same bow gobbo kilz a Skel-e-ton and takes out a dunjon gettin us 25 gold and he gets promoted. We now gotz our firsty vet unit. (600 IC)
We sees some wooden elfs attack a spider camp near Evil Sunz. Dey hurt da spiders, but not enuf. One ob dose spiders gets awful mad and eats a goblin spear man. (610 IC)
Dem darkskinned Arabyans comes up and says we hafta give em da secrets o' story makin or they're gonna barsh us. Ghaz kills de one dat come ober ta tell us dat. He figures dat if dat one don't go back mebby dey won't make war. And if dey do, den we's already ahead cuz we killt one ob dem. (Araby declares war on the Orcs, 630 IC)
We sends out boyz from Gorkamorka and Blood Axe ta find new places for citys. We is startin to run out o' room for dem, but has a few gud spotz left. (around 645 IC)
Dem ugly stoopid Westerlandas brings a floaty house round to da south of orcland and land an ugly stoopid settler dere. We would ha kilt him, but he got some 'ommies wif spears guardin' him. (680 IC)
We makes da city of Blood Handz south of Gorkamorka. (690 IC)
We finally gets a road built to bring wolfs into Gorkamorka. Here we lurnz somfin real important. All de cheifs rids a wolf in a race. Dey paints dem wif war paint in de clan colours. So Ghaz is ridin a black one, Da Evils Sunz is ridin a red one. De Evil Sunz wins. So we lurn dat fings dat are painted red go fasta dan any otha colour. We has all the boots of our troops pained red, and order dat all wolf riders what come around latta have red paint on em. We even paints de rocks for our Cat-a-pults red so dey will hit fasta. Den Ghaz has de Evil Sunz chief kilt for beatin' him in da race. (700 IC)
Somemore boyz from Gorkamorka goes out to make a new city, and so does some from Whump! Dey is all wearin red shoose, so dey will get dere before da westerlanda's do. (710 IC)
We makes a Harbor in Death Skul, cause we can do dat now. Dey start eatin lotsa fish, and smell even worse dan normal. (730 IC)
Dem ugly stoopid stinky gits, da westerlandas, makes a city on our land! Gaz is mighty mad bout dat. Him say we supposta go afta Wooden elfs first when it's fightin time, but mebby we can take that westerlanda city firsty. It's called Bergbres or somefin'. Dem araby people ain't done nofin to us, so we think dey don't know we kilt their guy dey sent to us. Either dat or dey is real stoopid. Boss gonna think on what we are gonna do next. (740 IC)