Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Red_Spy]

I sabatoge the repairs.

 

[Abaddon]

We arrive.

 

[!!!!!]

i go in and do business

 

[Seon]

I close the airlock into the engine room, trapping red spy in there. I also leave behind lots of food and water and a game boy DS in there so he doesn't die of boredom/whatever

 

[Double A]

NINTENDO DS.

/fanboy

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Once again with feeling: search for my meaning in life/wincondition.

3 (7): You're just not feelin' it.

I read Machiavelli's "The Prince"

12: Like most casual readers, you take it to be a dictator's handbook.

I charm mm into making me his god.

1 (7): You wonder if he's your god.

I sabatoge the repairs.

12 (15): You beat about the engines and Seon's welding, reducing the structural integrity back down to precarious levels.

We arrive.

8: Not 'til you fix those engines you don't.

i go in and do business

19 (20): You're presented with a generous contract. They'll do a test print, see how it goes in Germany, and then look at international distribution. They'll take 15% of profits to cover production costs, and you pocket the rest.

I close the airlock into the engine room, trapping red spy in there. I also leave behind lots of food and water and a game boy DS in there so he doesn't die of boredom/whatever

12 (14): Content that he knows what he's doing, you leave him a care package and seal the sector.

 

[Double A]

I charm the host into ending this pacifism crap.

 

[mythmonster2]

Find a cure for pacifism. I'm sorry, but things are just gettin kinda boring round here!

 

[Red_Spy]

I think of how to get out.

 

[Terrance888]

I utilize the stuff I've learned to become dictator of Texas.

 

[Seon]

I give red spy a time out. Forever.

 

[Abaddon]

A flux in the space-time continuum means the engines are now good as new.

 

[!!!!!]

i defeat glados

 

[Terrance888]

No, its GLaDOS!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I charm the host into ending this pacifism crap.

Alright then. Bedazzle me.

Find a cure for pacifism. I'm sorry, but things are just gettin kinda boring round here!

11 (20): You dispel the nonviolent tendencies of the world around you. KNOW THEN, AMERICA MYTHMONSTER2, THAT WHEN IRAN THE WORLD ATTAINED DEMOCRACY PEACE, YOU TOOK IT AWAY!!

I think of how to get out.

18 (20): You calmly cross the threshold of the unlocked door.

I utilize the stuff I've learned to become dictator of Texas.

9: Unfortunately, you are currently onboard a spaceship.

I give red spy a time out. Forever.

11 (13): You spank him on the bottom for 6 damage and tell him he can never play with any of his friends.

A flux in the space-time continuum means the engines are now good as new.

3: The engines destabilize and burst into flame within the ship, consuming precious oxygen.

i defeat glados

6: You're nowhere near the Aperture Science laboratories.

landlubber, Darth Caesar, Verarde and CivGeneral suffer 20 damage for inactivity.

 

[Red_Spy]

I find a lifeboat.

 

[Terrance888]

I convince the crew to muntiny as I take over the spaceship.

 

[Seon]

With the limitation of pacifism removed, I don the uniform of Nyarlathotep's servant.

 

[mythmonster2]

Cure Seon of this "demon" disease.

 

[Seon]

Changed my mind.

Shoot mythmonster with the laser chaingun until he turns to ash.