the celtic peacekeepers!

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Hmmm... Plan B. We all hide, and then we get Saddam Husein to PM Daftpanzer to update now. He will update, and then we will all suddenly jump at him from all possible directions, overpowering him and tying him to a tree.
 
I don't know! I was going to ask YOU that. ;)
 
silver 2039 said:
Yeah it was good while it lasted but I think it's over now. All thats left is for us to curucify Daftpanzer and burn him at stake.


You guys are scary! :lol: :crazyeye:

I think Daft will wrap it up soon in order to protect himself from you fans! ;) :lol:
 
T-Money wrote:
I like it, but how will we get Saddam when he's locked away in Guantanamo Bay or wherever the hell he is? And why Saddam anyways?

Oh, I'm sure the guards will let us in if we tell them it's for the Celtic Peacekeepers. Either that or we hide a laptop in his laundry...Yes, I'm a criminal mastermind. :mischief:
 
I think we're going about it the wrong way, we need to be clever, we need to be cunning, we need to be smart, we need to be intelligent, we need to be tall!!!!!!!

If we are tall, we can see Daft wherever he hides and bend down and pick him up, so if I stand on IroquoisPlisken, he stands on T-Money, he stands on das etc. we might just get him! ¬_¬

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility whatsoever for this statement or any actions and consequences which occur because of above statement.
 
attempting update now....

should avoid curcifixiction/pain as you probably all asleep now

please dont threaten me with nasty stuff its not nice
 
Midday, Late summer, Navua, 946 BC.

Fluffy white clouds drifted over the rolling green hills around Navua, the capitol of Celtonia. The sun was high and shining brightly. Crops swayed gently in the breeze all across the rolling farmlands. Herds of wild animals roamed through the wilderness lands beyond. Across the world, the people of this nation were fighting and dying in the struggle for ‘world peace’. Away from this pleasant scene, many were living through a virtual hell on earth. Down below the hills, in the centre of the city, stood the capitol building, a huge monument to celtic confidence, built in the pre-industrial celtic style. Here, in the heart of a land which had not seen battle for over a thousand years, the celtic leaders were meeting to discuss the current state of a world war…



In the council halls, discussions had raged on for weeks. Many were increasingly worried by the militarism and involvement of so many forces overseas. But increasingly hardline communist ideology was becoming more and more prevalent amongst the higher ranking members of the councils, together with a view that taking and holding land was the only way to keep peace – indeed, that it was the destiny of the celts to rule as a ‘benevolent empire’ over the majority of the world, maybe over the whole world…



Despite protests from many councillors, the communist government went ahead with plans for the training and arming of more and more troops, and for the preparation of forces for indefinite operations across the world. The losses of ground recently suffered against France were to be retaken, and further advances against the Dutch were to be made as soon as possible. The celtic leadership had an image for a future world, and whether it was in the best interest of peace in the world or not, there were still several powerful nations who stood in the way of this – the current world war was far from over, and many more brave and loyal celtic warriors were destined to die in foreign lands.

Dusk, sometime in early autumn, Tenochtitlan, 946 BC.

Outside the smoking ruins of Tenochtitlan, the reburial of celtic dead began. Few of the bodies could be identified. The French had flung the corpses of the original celtic garrison into crude pits, and now the army druids were conducting proper burial rights for them and for the recent French fallen also.



After the halting of the grandiose French offensive some months ago, the celts had managed to mount their own large counter-offensive here, on order of the high command, with two cavalry armies and artillery support. The French had brought up some riflemen to defend this city, the northern limit of their recent gains, but they could not spare enough infantry to hold back the concentrated celtic attack. This city had now changed hands for the third time in this current war alone, and it was reduced to little more than a ruin. A couple of thousand civilian refugees remained camped in the local area, determined to return to live in the city, which had once been home to tens or even hundreds of thousands of people. But a more pressing concern was that the bulk of the French cavalry forces had survived and slipped away south…

On the outskirts of the city, some soldiers kept watch.
“Stay sharp, men. The French haven’t given up on this ruin of a city yet.”

Surprised, one soldier turned to face the captain… “Sir, I heard most of the French cavalry had been destroyed, they have nothing left...”

“Look at that horizon, soldier. From here to the south of this continent, thousands of miles away, is still all French territory. You forget that? Think the French aren’t still signing up in droves to fight for their saint? They’ve got plenty more to throw at us, soldier, believe it. The battle for this city isn’t over yet...”

The captain seemed a little melodramatic to the other soldiers. Well, he knew, its only natural to want to believe that we had won something, after the chaos and slaughter of the last French attack. But a week ago the captain had met with some soldiers who had been behind the lines, the only survivors of the previous celtic garrison of this city.


(Orgetorix and fellow survivors are greeted by friendly forces after stumbling into a celtic army camp)

It had been thought that none escaped the recent French attack. The tale of the survivors was told throughout the nation, to inspire the people and the army to keep fighting for victory. But the high command took little attention when the survivors spoke of the massive French forces they saw gathering behind the lines. These were “exaggerated reports from valiant, but exhausted and confused men”. High command was set on retaking the lost ground no matter what.

The survivors had come stumbling out of the jungle in a bad shape all right, the captain remembered. They looked like they had been fighting guerrilla-style for months on end, living rough and always moving, enough to wear down anybody’s faculties. But the one who did most of the talking – Orgetorix was his name, somebody likely to make a great leader one day, they’ll probably promote him once he recovers – he seemed quite clear and deliberate when he spoke about the enemy forces, prepared and ready to hit at the celtic armies as soon as they make a move and expose themselves again. Well, nothing to do now but wait…

Home continent, 946bc

On the home continent, the celts had ploughed through the southern Byzantine lands and reached the western ocean. There was some fierce fighting, but the main celtic objectives were reached fairly quickly, Byzantine inaction allowing a wedge to be driven between them and the Hittites.



But the Byzantines later managed to delay the planned celtic strike at the Dutch lands by dragging the main celtic cavalry armies into skirmishes around Varna, as the celts had no reinforcements of smaller units to cover this area. Terrain in this area was difficult to navigate, vast untouched swathes of jungle broken by forks and bends of the mighty river Amazon, which flowed from here across two thrids of the continent, reaching the eastern ocean at the city Lisbon in incan lands.

The Byzantine fleet also proved surprisingly strong. The celts had thought their navy was largely destroyed in the last war. As the year 945bc dawned, the byzantines had more than enough naval strength to conduct a surprise troop landing on western celtic shores, deep behind the lines, threatening the cities there with a small force of cavalry. Indeed, the city of Tiwanaku had been stripped of all infantry garrisons and was completely vulnerable to attack, and the celtic capitol was now also in reach for the Byzantine invaders. This invasion force was eventually intercepted and defeated, but only by the combined efforts of several celtic divisions and by pulling troops away from the lines – defences were getting seriously stretched, much of the line consisted of obsolete riflemen divisons, which had not been given updated weapons. There was a serious lack of funds in the communist celtic treasury, especially since the leadership wasn’t prepared to withdraw funds from military research projects.



“Where is the fleet?” asked the council elders of cities all along the west coast. An ironclad and several obsolete frigates eventually arrived on the scene, but this was only enough to harass the Byzantines. Now the celts had hardly any ships guarding their own western shores, as they were mostly gathered around French and Dutch coasts. The celtic naval command had spread forces thinly all around enemy coasts, for coastal bombardments and to harass any enemy ships found. The theory was that the faster ironclads would be able to group together when concentrated enemy fleets were found, but this was not always possible, especially as the majority of ships had eventually been sent far away to French waters.



To reassure the councillors, the celtic naval command gave them a tour of the secret navy design and research bases of celtonia. Two new types of ship were concieved – one was essentially a ‘fast ironclad’ or ‘frigate destroyer’ as some liked to call it, with greatly improved propulsion. Another design was called the ‘cruiser’. Although comparatively slower, it would be a miraculous piece of heavy metal engineering so heavily armed and armoured that, on paper at least, it would make the sailing frigates of other nations so far beyond obsolete as to be completely useless in battle. Improved, speedy troop transport ships were also being designed. But these plans were not yet ready, and it would be several years before full construction of these types of ships could begin. Celtic technology was nonetheless outpacing the rest of the world, with increasing advancements in industrial engineering.
 


Meanwhile, there were some disturbing developments in the war on the other continent. At the start of the war, the French had captured territory deep inside Iroquai territory in a daring insurgent attack, perhaps aided by rebels or some kind of subterfuge. Details were sketchy from the northern heart of that continent, deep in foreign territory. The area had seen almost constant war for over a century – Iroquai, German, American, and French forces had all clashed with each other there. An area known as the ‘sea of ruins’ covered a large area were several cities of different cultures had been settled, built up, raided, destroyed and rebuilt or abandoned over the years, while the neighbouring nations tried to decide where the border was between them.

What was known was that the French forces in the area had gone on to capture the city of Leipzig from Germany, and threatened further attacks. However, the Iroquai had repulsed the French from all of their borders, as the celts attacked the French at the start of the war – but the iroquai had also taken Leipzig from the French and annexed it to their own nation. Iroquai control of a key german city was a problem for the celts, but this trouble could wait. The good news was that the forces the celts had sent trekking into the remote region could now return to the main fight in mexico . For now the overwhelming enemy was the French under Joan de arc.

And the French proved it at the end of 945bc. Orgetorix was proved right – A large French cavalry assault hit Tenochtitlan yet again, and this time there were two celtic cavalry armies vulnerably couped up in the city, with little in the way of infantry to defend them. The city of Tenochtitlan now witnessed yet another brutal battle in its troubled history.



Soon a chaotic battle raged, as the French broke through the celtic infantry positions, and the celtic cavalry armies were forced to fight head-to-head with the French. Great hordes of cavalry manoeuvred around the city, formations of horsemen grinding past each other, exchanging pistol and rifle fire, or charging headlong into each other with swords drawn, while the celts struggled to organise what little infantry and artillery they had left from within the city ruins.



As the smoke cleared, many thousand new corpses were ready for adding to the vast burial grounds already scattered around the countryside. But the celtic flag still flew over the city, if only hanging by a thread. Two cavalry armies, vital assault forces for the celtic war machine, had come very, very close to destruction. But despite fighting at a disadvantage, determined celtic resistance had finally seen off wave after wave of the French cavalry and prevented the city changing hands for a fourth time.



As infantry were rushed forward to cover the city from any further attack, the remains of the celtic cavalry withdrew north to regroup and reorganise in safety. The French had taken heavy losses again, but they had caused damage to the celts and halted any of their plans for further advances. A further reminder, if it was needed, that the celts needed to follow any advance with large formations of infantry to fend of French counter-attacks. High command’s demands for the immediate recapture of lost ground would have to wait.

Better news came at home, as despite lack of reinforcements and constant pressure from the Byzantines along the Amazon, both of the isolated northern Dutch cities of Ica and Arequipa were finally captured, allowing a link up with the previously isolated celtic outpost in the south. Perhaps these captured cities could be returned to Incan control, as they were settled historically. But the highly patriotic dutch peoples there began rioting against celtic control, a reminder that not all saw the celts as fighting for the cause of world peace.


(War situation on home continent by 945bc)

A final surprise came in the last days of 945bc, as a grand fleet of American frigates reached the western shores of the home continent of the celts. The Americans had declared war on the Byzantines a year before, officially in support of the Hittites but more likely, their goal was to extend their influence across the wider world. The celts did not expect any real fighting between America and the Byzantines, as the western ocean seperated the nations. But it was now clear that the Americans wanted to carry the fight, and possibly invade Byzantine lands. This tempted the Byzantines to send out their own fleet to face the Americans.



For several days, the people of the celtic cities along the west coast could only watch as the great spectacle of the American and Byzantine sea battle unfolded infront of them offshore. Debris, bodies and wrecked frigates of both nations were soon washing up along the shores.

The naval battles ended inconclusively, as the Americans withdrew to their ports to repair. Their intervention against the troublesome Byzantine fleet was most welcome. As the year 944bc dawned, several celtic ironclads finally arrived on the scene, steaming at full speed and prepared to engage the enemy. But the Byzantines had by now withdrawn back to their safe harbours, frustrating the celtic ironclad crews who were now eager for battle to defend their home waters.


(Aftermath of sea battles off western Celtic coast, 944bc)

Throughout 944bc, the celts continued to reorganise their main assault forces in mexico after the near disaster at Tenochtitlan the previous year. Besacon, recaptured by the French three years ago, still remained in their hands and out of reach for now, a reminder of the fragility of the celtic situation. But the celts were able to dig in across the mountains with the final reinforcements from several other areas where the French had been defeated. For the first time, a solid line of infantry was formed across mexico from coast to coast, creating fortified mountain positions from which they could strike southwards at will.

During the year, as Byzantine pressure seemed to ease on the home continent, the celts had a chance to concentrate forces and send them southwards. Dutch-held Palenque was now seriously threatened. The following year could see the beginning of the liberation of ancient mayan cities in the region from dutch control.

The next years promised new breakthroughs, as the celts were finally able to bring fairly strong, well organised forces to all major fronts. But much remained uncertain – How much strength was left in the French army? Can Besacon be retaken at last? Will the French dig in along the mountains of their northern lands? Will the Dutch or Byzantines launch a surprise attack? Will a new enemy emerge in the war? What of the Iroquai control of Leipzig, or their desire to capture their own share of the French empire? What of the situation on the oceans? And will the celts choose increasing militarism, hardline communism and empire building over liberalism and their original ideals of peace and freedom? What exactly is the celtic plan for the world?

Only one thing was certain, as usual… yet more years of war, death and destruction were ahead.
 
I didn't threaten you, I've merely been complimenting your story. Don't catagorize all of us because of a small little group. :D

I'm just glad you are trying to update. :)
 
thanks, i know people are just joking (i hope :( )

thanks again for comments. Im still honoured anyone likes this.
 
I dunno.. might ruin the 'magic' of it... see how plain everything really is...how bad i am playing :(
 
Global Nexus said:
How can you burn him if he evaded capture?

By the way, EXCELLENT addition to your story, Daftpanzer. I look forward to more!


Ummm.... quiet heathan! or you'll be next!
 
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