To all people under Sirian,
For 5000 years this world has been living in peace and harmony. No blood has been shed except that of the barbarians. While we have enjoyed this Age of Friendship, all good things must come to an end.
Understand that this is not the wish of the Innovian people, but that we have no choice. For the past many years our brahmins have received many revelations from Shiva the Destroyer, who told us that a certain nation is making plans to betray us and our Hinduistic religion, and that we must take up arms if neccesary.
When it came to pass that the land of Loco closed their borders to us and turned away our longstanding friendship under the claim of supposed hostility, we knew that they were the nation Shiva had spoken about.
As such the land of Innovia hereby declares a state of war with the land of Loco.
To serve the world spectators we managed to get comments and wise words from various members of the innovian parliament shortly after the decision had been made:
W. Heel - "War is much more fun when you're winning!!"
P. Lough - "War is a continuation of politics by other means."
Al Phabet - "Let us make war, since evidently, our enemies have found peace intolerable."
C. Alendar - "It takes two sides to make war. It only takes one side to make a massacre."
P. Rotester - "War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"
Theoden,
Foreign Minister of Innovia
For 5000 years this world has been living in peace and harmony. No blood has been shed except that of the barbarians. While we have enjoyed this Age of Friendship, all good things must come to an end.
Understand that this is not the wish of the Innovian people, but that we have no choice. For the past many years our brahmins have received many revelations from Shiva the Destroyer, who told us that a certain nation is making plans to betray us and our Hinduistic religion, and that we must take up arms if neccesary.
When it came to pass that the land of Loco closed their borders to us and turned away our longstanding friendship under the claim of supposed hostility, we knew that they were the nation Shiva had spoken about.
As such the land of Innovia hereby declares a state of war with the land of Loco.
To serve the world spectators we managed to get comments and wise words from various members of the innovian parliament shortly after the decision had been made:
W. Heel - "War is much more fun when you're winning!!"
P. Lough - "War is a continuation of politics by other means."
Al Phabet - "Let us make war, since evidently, our enemies have found peace intolerable."
C. Alendar - "It takes two sides to make war. It only takes one side to make a massacre."
P. Rotester - "War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"
Theoden,
Foreign Minister of Innovia