"You Have Discovered Bronze Working" -- A Civ4 Fan Poem

[Lenowill]

Axemen running the warriors down,
Spearmen killing the horses.
Iron's just ahead, for swordsman fun--
You have discovered Bronze Working.

Then on into Feudal, Gunpowder, beyond,
Till frigates and galleons come knocking at your shores.
Ten rifles, and cannon, meet your men with sharp sticks.
You have discovered Bronze Not Working.

 

[Dumanios]

I liked it.

 

[Vylinius]

Same here I loved it though.

 

[Lenowill]

Glad to hear.

I mean ... for anyone in the crowd who's ever neglected their military techs ... you know how it goes, right? xD

 

[LeHam]

Dude, seriously . . . You desperately need some friends.

REAL FRIENDS.

 

[civfanforever]

What you get with:

1 Katana
1 Pile of Lettuce
1 Stick of Cheese
1 lb of Meat
1 Tomato
1 Onion
1 Hot Pepper
4 Taco Shells

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Answer is
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A terrified screaming taco salad of doom!!

 

[Ronojoy1917]

nice