Update! Second Update using TinyPic
*Messenger enters*
Messenger: Sir, we have weird reports of greek workers building a farm in Africa, out of the city's workable tile area
Mansa: Weird...
*Alexander enters*
Mansa: Your not very smart for a geek. Don't you know that place your building a farm on can't be worked by a city?
Alexander: Oh.... You'd never understand if I told you...
*Alexander Leaves*
Mansa: Kind of weird. Joe, once again, are you sure you're not related to that guy...
Joe: NO! Eh, it's so nice to have my voice back
Mansa: Don't remind me
*Kris enters* (Note: I for some reason forgot about this character after October 24th...)
Mansa: Kris? Where have you been?
Kris: I was on vacation in the "New World", That place where the Mansa Mayflower is going.
Basil: How did you get there?
Kris: I don't really remember. I just suddenly appeared there
. Anyways, there is some pretty nice land!
*Governor of Tedmekka enters*
Governor: Hello sir, we have come with a petition
Mansa: A what? Oh you mean scrap papers, please put it in that thing over there that Sid Meier gave me... I have to say, it's been quite useful
Governor: What? No! We need you to approve it!
Mansa: And what does it say...
Governor: We want to join the Arabian Empire!
Mansa: Ha! You'd expect me to let you do that! REFUSED! *grabs paper and puts in in cool shiny metal thing that makes cool sounds*
Joe: How unreasonable... We need a Democracy!!!!
Mansa: Some person did hand me a petition for that too. If you want to piece it back together, your welcome to look through the scraps of paper
*Governor leaves*
*Adam Smith enters*
Adam: I am from Scotland! I am here to spread the use of Bagpipes... oh and I'm a great merchant!
Mansa: BAGPIPES!!!!
Joe: Anyways, onto actual business... Travel to Beijing and start a Trade Mission
Adam: Ok
*Adam Smith leaves*
Mansa: Joe!
I wanted to here him play the bagpipes!
Joe: Well, maybe I wanted to get along with actual business, I happen to be a productive and efficient person!
Mansa: Joe, it's common knowledge your a unproductive, inefficient person
*Frederick enters*
Frederick: Were cancelling the 7 GPT to you for free deal
Mansa: Ok? Weird, since you were gaining a lot from that deal...
*Frederick leaves*
*Saladin enters*
Saladin: Were cancelling the 6 GPT for Cow deal!
Mansa: What! How come everybody is cancelling there deals with me?
Joe:
Maybe your "epic diplomatic skill" is wearing off...
*Saladin leaves*
Joe: Didn't you say you fixed the economy!
Mansa: Bah! I'll have it fixed in time!
*Tokugawa enters*
Mansa: Hey Tokugawa, do you want Cow for 4 GPT?
Tokugawa: Ok
Mansa: How come your always so quiet?
Tokugawa: ?
Mansa: Don't worry, I know how to get you angry! OPEN BORDERS!
Tokugawa: WHAT DID YOU SAY
THE CURSED WORDS!!!!!!
*Tokugawa runs out*
*Messenger enters*
Messenger: Sir, the Mansa Mayflower Arrived in a place called "South America". We founded a city called Awlil
Mansa: Cool! Send the Mansa Mayflower back to port, we're building a new city!
*Messenger leaves*
Mansa: See! And you said I was unproductive
Joe:
I will spread the word
RIFLEMAN!!!! 
...including Joe...
