brandon.herren
NorthKorea Waterbottles:)
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- Jun 7, 2011
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*Saladin enters*
Saladin: Can we please have open borders????
Mansa: Sure, but in case you don't remember, I still keep your hat
Saladin: *mumbles something about national disgrace*
Mansa: I know! Your disgracing your country. Joe feels your pain...
Joe: What?
*Saladin leaves*
Basil: Sir, our economy is failing once again!
Mansa: Dang! Joe! Didn't I tell you to leave...
Joe: How can one person ruin an entire nation's economy? Even if it was possible, it wouldn't be me... I wonder who it would be
*Cyrus enters*
Cyrus: How come you haven't sent any troops?
Mansa: I did send troops. Look at your own land! I sent 5 times the size of your army to help... 1 Skirmisher!
Cyrus: Very funny Forget it, I should have known you wouldn't help...
Mansa: I'm surprised it took you this long to realize. BTW, your land isn't very developed, I can see why we have a higher score than you
Cyrus: I get it! I get it! A sudden realization that you are the master of the Universe, and I a lowly barbaric tribal leader
Mansa: Glad you realized that! It's the truth afterall
*Cyrus leaves*
*Tokugawa enters*
Tokugawa: I am Tokugawa of the mighty Japanese Empire, bow down before our Samurai, and you shall never enter our borders
Tokugawa: Would you like open borders?
Mansa: Say what????
Mansa: Let me get this straight... You, Tokugawa are annoyed and want Open Borders?????
Tokugawa: Pretty much, yeah!
Mansa: Um... Ok! That just feels so wrong...
*Tokugawa leaves*
Basil: Sir, we just discovered Liberalism!
Mansa: Liberalism? What does that mean?
Joe: Ha! Surely someone like you could never know the meaning of such a complex idea!
Mansa: If it's that complex, than I'm surprised that you even know 1/1,000 of it without your head exploding
Joe: Well, I do know it gives a free tech. Why don't you get something cultural like Nationalism or Aesthetics?
Mansa: NO Way! I'm getting Printing Press. It's propaganda, heh, I mean educating time!
Joe: Great... You want to have a personal cult...
Mansa: Yeah, I've always been so jealous of those North Koreans...
Joe: Ha! I could see you being jealous of that nation...
*Messenger enters*
Messenger: Sir, should we change to Free Religion?
Mansa: Free Religion? What is that? Anything that's free can't be good...
Joe: It's um... an military religion philosophy that gets people to be obedient to there leader...
Mansa: Heck Yeah! This "Free Religion" certainly sounds appealing...
Messenger: Ok
*Messenger leaves*
Basil: That's not what it means...
Joe: Um... He's joking *nervous*
Basil: It means everyone has the right to there own beliefs
Mansa: What? You must be joking! What an evil philosophy! Joe!!!!!
Joe: Uh... I'm delusional, so how was I supposed to know....
*Isabella enters*
Isabella: Why are you trading with the Arabs?
Mansa: Um... Because I feel like it...
Isabella: Well stop!!! It's bad enough your following "Free Religion"
Mansa: In my defense, it's Joe's fault I'm in that philosophy...
Joe: Hehe....
Isabella: Foolish adviser. Why don't you just fire him...
*Isabella leaves*
Mansa: She makes a valid point... After all, how is Joe benefiting the nation...
Joe: Of course I'm benefiting the nation! Don't fire me!
Mansa: Fine, if I can think of one thing in the next week, you won't be fired. But I'm warning you, It's not likely I will... And just so you know, unemployment benefits don't exist yet...
Joe: Um... What about health care?
Mansa: Not that either... Same with social security. This "Liberalism" won't change my advanced economic system.
*Messenger enters*
Messenger: We discovered Optics!
Mansa: Great! I here there's a continent called America, that we can exile Joe on!
Joe: Whatever, I'll bless that America, with my expert leadership skills!
Mansa: I'd like to see that...
*Saladin enters*
Saladin: Can we please have open borders????
Mansa: Sure, but in case you don't remember, I still keep your hat
Saladin: *mumbles something about national disgrace*
Mansa: I know! Your disgracing your country. Joe feels your pain...
Joe: What?
*Saladin leaves*
Basil: Sir, our economy is failing once again!
Mansa: Dang! Joe! Didn't I tell you to leave...
Joe: How can one person ruin an entire nation's economy? Even if it was possible, it wouldn't be me... I wonder who it would be
*Cyrus enters*
Cyrus: How come you haven't sent any troops?
Mansa: I did send troops. Look at your own land! I sent 5 times the size of your army to help... 1 Skirmisher!
Cyrus: Very funny Forget it, I should have known you wouldn't help...
Mansa: I'm surprised it took you this long to realize. BTW, your land isn't very developed, I can see why we have a higher score than you
Cyrus: I get it! I get it! A sudden realization that you are the master of the Universe, and I a lowly barbaric tribal leader
Mansa: Glad you realized that! It's the truth afterall
*Cyrus leaves*
*Tokugawa enters*
Tokugawa: I am Tokugawa of the mighty Japanese Empire, bow down before our Samurai, and you shall never enter our borders
Tokugawa: Would you like open borders?
Mansa: Say what????
Mansa: Let me get this straight... You, Tokugawa are annoyed and want Open Borders?????
Tokugawa: Pretty much, yeah!
Mansa: Um... Ok! That just feels so wrong...
*Tokugawa leaves*
Basil: Sir, we just discovered Liberalism!
Mansa: Liberalism? What does that mean?
Joe: Ha! Surely someone like you could never know the meaning of such a complex idea!
Mansa: If it's that complex, than I'm surprised that you even know 1/1,000 of it without your head exploding
Joe: Well, I do know it gives a free tech. Why don't you get something cultural like Nationalism or Aesthetics?
Mansa: NO Way! I'm getting Printing Press. It's propaganda, heh, I mean educating time!
Joe: Great... You want to have a personal cult...
Mansa: Yeah, I've always been so jealous of those North Koreans...
Joe: Ha! I could see you being jealous of that nation...
*Messenger enters*
Messenger: Sir, should we change to Free Religion?
Mansa: Free Religion? What is that? Anything that's free can't be good...
Joe: It's um... an military religion philosophy that gets people to be obedient to there leader...
Mansa: Heck Yeah! This "Free Religion" certainly sounds appealing...
Messenger: Ok
*Messenger leaves*
Basil: That's not what it means...
Joe: Um... He's joking *nervous*
Basil: It means everyone has the right to there own beliefs
Mansa: What? You must be joking! What an evil philosophy! Joe!!!!!
Joe: Uh... I'm delusional, so how was I supposed to know....
*Isabella enters*
Isabella: Why are you trading with the Arabs?
Mansa: Um... Because I feel like it...
Isabella: Well stop!!! It's bad enough your following "Free Religion"
Mansa: In my defense, it's Joe's fault I'm in that philosophy...
Joe: Hehe....
Isabella: Foolish adviser. Why don't you just fire him...
*Isabella leaves*
Mansa: She makes a valid point... After all, how is Joe benefiting the nation...
Joe: Of course I'm benefiting the nation! Don't fire me!
Mansa: Fine, if I can think of one thing in the next week, you won't be fired. But I'm warning you, It's not likely I will... And just so you know, unemployment benefits don't exist yet...
Joe: Um... What about health care?
Mansa: Not that either... Same with social security. This "Liberalism" won't change my advanced economic system.
*Messenger enters*
Messenger: We discovered Optics!
Mansa: Great! I here there's a continent called America, that we can exile Joe on!
Joe: Whatever, I'll bless that America, with my expert leadership skills!
Mansa: I'd like to see that...