1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[Dumanios]

1669:Of course you haven't heard about Iran,it's Persia.

 

[W|M]

1670) You think the Arctic is the same size as Antartica

 

[The Rusty Gamer]

1671) You think that no two civilizations can ever build the same wonder, and if a second is part way through when the first finishes, all signs of building it magically disappear and the civilization gets an immediate cash compensation.

 

[DroopyTofu]

1672) You know that America cheated and used WB because of the Parthenon in Nashville.

1673) You also think that Nashville has so many musicians from hte 2 Great Artist points generated from the WB'ed Parthenon.

 

[Silv Something]

1673. But you also know that the Parthenon obsoletes at Scientific Method, so really it's just for show.

 

[The Rusty Gamer]

1675) You believe if a nation ever lands on Alpha Centauri, that civilization will end.

1676) You believe it's ok to skip or repeat numbers when making a list of 1000 reasons why you play Civ IV too much.

1677) You don't care if the aforementioned list goes WAY over 1000.

 

[Planoneck]

1678: You ask your Indian friends why their country has never won any gold medals in sprinting.

1679: You use the Internet to learn how to make lasers and fighter planes.

1670: You hid underground during the 2008 election for fear of anarchy.

1671: Citing the the Freedom of Information Act, you ask your Congressman to reveal America's score, gold per turn, and beaker rate.

1672: When he rejects your demand, you dress up as a sexy female spy and head to Washington.

 

[Whiskey_Lord]

1673: You can't understand why the Middle East is so impoverished because they have the ability to run so many priest specialists.

 

[Dumanios]

1684:Because Only Arabia can make so many Priests.Not Babylon,Sumeria,Persia or Ottomans.

 

[Öjevind Lång]

1686) When you simply have to vacuum clean your home, you think that maybe you can use World Builder to do it for you.

Hope this is the correct number...

 

[Matthew5117]

OMG! You can count Ojevind Lang!!!! I wish I could count the number after 1685!

 

[Silv Something]

1678: You ask your Indian friends why their country has never won any gold medals in sprinting.

1679: You use the Internet to learn how to make lasers and fighter planes.

1670: You hid underground during the 2008 election for fear of anarchy.

1671: Citing the the Freedom of Information Act, you ask your Congressman to reveal America's score, gold per turn, and beaker rate.

1672: When he rejects your demand, you dress up as a sexy female spy and head to Washington.

1687: You looked at the internet because you are pretty sure it says somewhere how to make lasers and fighter planes, realize a quick google search won't do it, and post this anyway.

 

[cardgame]

corrected number just from mistakes on this page:

1675.) You go off into the wilderness to start your own civ, but die after about 2 turns.

 

[The Rusty Gamer]

1688) You think that in ancient times, time went faster, and would jump many years really quickly.

 

[toll_booth]

<- is getting really confused by all this bad numbering

 

[The Rusty Gamer]

<- is getting really confused by all this bad numbering

Probably to do with the way Civ 4 counts the years...

 

[Silv Something]

1676?: You don't know what the number is because of all the posts.

 

[cardgame]

2473.) You don't even care about the numbering because you only care about CIV!

 

[Patak]

2474. You can sleep over at your girlfiriends telling your wife that you play civ 4 with your friends. You come home next morning any way

 

[Silv Something]

1679: You change the number back just because you need something to post about.