Pick Your Poison Mafia: Termite Sailors Go Mad

Tally time! Slightly more than 24 hours left in the day.

Jarrema: 2 (landlubber, Verarde)
NinjaCow64: 2 (Red_Spy, choxorn)
Red_Spy: 2 (classical_hero, NinjaCow64)
Turquoiside: 1 (DaveShack)
DaveShack: 1 (Kennigit)

yet to vote: 3 (Jarrema, BigTin, Turquoiside)

Vote: classical_hero Just because he didn't vote means he is scum, he is present. I would vote NinjaCow if it wasnt an omgus.
FOS: NinjaCow64

Look, I'm not scum. I thought of a brilliant plan to get rid of scum that turned out to be stupid. So I don't die,

Unvote, Vote: Jarrema

Oh and Red Spy, love your OMGUSing there.

I think that you are best candidate. Vote: NinjaCow

Jarrema said:

I think that you are best candidate. Vote: NinjaCow

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Hip hip hooray! It's OMGUSing day!

I think I'll Vote: Jarrema to break the tie. Between the two, I'm most interested in seeing Jarrema lynched.

To tie it back up, Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow64. Ties are fun

BigTin said:

Vote: classical_hero Just because he didn't vote means he is scum, he is present. I would vote NinjaCow if it wasnt an omgus.
FOS: NinjaCow64

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BigTin said:

To tie it back up, Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow64. Ties are fun

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You don't choose a vote just because you don't want to be seen OMGUS'ing... then re-choose it because you want a tie. You vote for someone for voting and took a day to make that decision. Combined with your scummy behavior from yesterday, you have earned my vote.

Unvote, Vote: BigTin

BigTin said:

Vote: classical_hero Just because he didn't vote means he is scum, he is present. I would vote NinjaCow if it wasnt an omgus.
FOS: NinjaCow64

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Are you blind? I voted today. So this vote makes no sense and by your unvote I am thinking you are the tie breaker and that could possibly be a role the mafia would find useful. So therefore unvote; vote:BigTin

Eh, I'd rather see him lynched than Jarrema or Ninja right now. Unvote, Vote:Bigtin Ties usually aren't a good thing for lynches; they give the Mafia more room to move and decrease the focus of the Town.

Current Tally:

Jarrema: 3 (landlubber, Verarde, NinjaCow64)
NinjaCow64: 3 (Red_Spy, Jarrema, BigTin)
BigTin: 3 (choxorn, classical_hero, Turquoiside)
Turquoiside: 1 (DaveShack)
DaveShack: 1 (Kennigit)

ghost comment: They should make Mafia a spectator sport.

Unvote, Vote: BigTin because he has been tingling my spidey senses for a while now and ties are not good.

unvote; vote: Big Tin. Is really acting scummy

Oh shoot. I go to bed and see this! Oh well. Not going to lie I have been acting scummy. But I am a loyal sailor who has no extra powers. Not that you would believe me or anything. And for when I die look at the last 3 people from before I post this to be scum. Choxorn led which is not scummy. Classical_hero was second which is usually fine as well. The other three scream scum to me so I will leave my vote where it stands.

I would like to say that it is highly unlikely for both me and Ninjacow to be mafia at the same time - we would have to be really stupid to act this way

'Evening' 3​

"Well," suggested an inventive termite, "I'd wager that the reason Giggles didn't ever come back was because he couldn't see where he was going. Because all the water got in his eyes, you see? And that's where these come in."

The termite was grasping in its feelers a pair of transparent eye-protectors. "You put these on, the sea water won't go in your eyes, and so you'll be able to swim for land. Genius!"

"Where did you get the material?" inquired an onlooker.

"Oh, the transparent stuff? Yeah, turns out I grew some wings at some point. I figured that the best use for those, in this situation, was obviously 'raw materials for crazy invention'. Hurt like stink-bugs getting those little suckers outta there, though!"

"Well, of course. So what are you planning to call this thingy?"

"Ah, now, I was thinking, since I am the inventor," replied Goggles, "that I should name them after my very dear friend, Doodles." In response to the blank stare, he added, "the guy we lynched last time."

"Right, he was great, wasn't he?" sighed the onlooker, wistfully. A thought suddenly flashed to the front of his tiny mind: "Oh bedbugs! We were so busy... not eating... that we forgot to choose someone to lynch today!"

"Cockroaches," swore another. "Ehh, let's just say we're lynching Goggles, since he's so eager to show off his new Doodles anyway. Good luck, Goggles!"

Goggles, now fully Doodled up and ready to tackle the unforgiving sea, performed a complex military salute/sailor's jig with four of his six legs. He put his head down and took a deep breath of the salty sea air. That music from all the war films started to play, you know, the one where the pilot's about to take off and have like a million dogfights above enemy lines and it's like whoa, awesome. Then, he ran as fast as he could towards the port bow, and a few minutes later, took a flying leap off the side and into the swell that had once claimed Giggles.

The other termites watched him go with admiration. They all agreed: they couldn't wait for Goggles to come back.

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Final vote tally for Day 3:


It is now NIGHT!
Mafia, please send me your kill.
If you have a night ability that you wish to use, remember to send me those details as well.
The NIGHT will end at 20.00 GMT Tuesday (in about 24 hours).

ze goggles, he did nothing wrong

"Maybe it's just too far to swim," suggested one termite. "Giggles and Goggles couldn't reach land in time, so they died."

"Hmm," thought another termite. "Or maybe it isn't too far to swim, but once they reached the land, they had to swim back, and that was too far to swim."

"So what you're saying," continued the first termite, "is that we should swim for it, but once we get to shore, we shouldn't turn around and swim back to the sinking ship?"

"I know it sounds crazy! But what else can we do?"

"I'm not willing to take that risk, shipmate," said the first termite, turning back to the throng, "There has to be a better way."

The second termite sighed. "Oh well. It was just an idea."

"Good thing no-one listens to your silly ideas, sailor! Someone might have got themselves killed!"


It is now DAY!
Vote for who you believe to be a mutineer.
The DAY will end at 20.00 GMT Thursday (i.e. in approximately 48 hours). No votes past that time will be counted.

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ghost comment: The writeups are a riot.