Takhisis was doing something, probably involving getting food for dinosaur ponies. Whatever it was, he wasn't displaying his usual level of brilliance, because he appears in this write-up, which is never a good thing.
A figure with several lightsabers eventully started following him and endlessly repeating "Kill da Gungan... Kill da Gungan..."
Takhisis eventually heard him and protested that that was the worst song he'd ever heard, and the singer was obviously autotuning so much that he sounded like a robot.
"Wait," said the figure, "How can I autotune? What, do you think I have some kind of recording studio hidden under this cloak? And... oh, I see, you're trying to distract me. I'm not falling for that one again!"
And so, Takhisis become the owner of several new orifices in locations that really shouldn't have orifices, thanks to said figure's lightsabers.
The town woke up in the morning and mourned the loss of the beloved, if crazy, genius. He would be missed.
Spoiler:
Takhisis was killed! He was Town! He was Jar-Jar Binks!
Players:
1. askthepizzaguyKilled Night 3, R2-D2
2. Autolycus
3. azzaman333
4. Backwards Logic 5. BSmith1068Lynched Day 4, Count Dookû
6. Buddhafish 7. CivCubeLynched Day 3, Jango Fett
8. CivGeneral
9. classical hero replaced by NinjaCow64
10. Darth Caesar 11. DreadnoughtKilled Night 1, Darth Maul
12. Gone 3 The Celt
13. Jarrema 14. JoanKKilled Night 2, Beru Lars
15. johnhughthom
16. Kennigit
17. Mat93
18. mechaerik
19. Mergle
20. SamSniped
21. SouthernKing
22. spaceman98
23. TakhisisKilled Night 4, Jar-Jar Binks
24. The Black Knigh
25. topsecret
26. traiusRavus_Sol 27. VisorslashLynched Day 1, Nute Gunray
28. Xenoneb
29. Zack
It is now Day 5. It will end in: [TIMER="1/19/2013 12:00 AM PST; Day 5 Over"][/TIMER]
Lol, indeed. Some horrible car crash on the way home and we'd never ever get to hear those vital pieces of information, leading to a seemingly inevitable doom that will however be averted at the second.
Back home now, so I will explain.
I was given a scanner role, which allows me to discover people's Personal Goals. I scanned Zack's as being to build the Peace Moon (IRC in the comics that's the name jokingly given to the Death Star), and I just scanned azzaman's goal as having at least one of his family members survive, excluding him. My immediate thoughts are Palpatine and Vader (those fit the movie, at least- Palpatine wantd to get the Death Star built, and Vader sacrifices himself to save Luke).
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