IdIOT: Shock and Terror

Thorvald of Lym said:

[liberalization intensifies]

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OOC: Needs moar Abbot shaking .

More coming

OOC: I'm really busy this week, I'm not going to be able to RP.

10 points into economy. 10 points into stability.

To: Nova Terra

We require the privilege to be able to get our assets to consumers in the Pacific in a short amount of time. Please allow 企業提携 ships to pass through the Panama Canal.

[Cabinet is gathered around a cheap picnic table in the backyard. DEPUTY PRESIDENT SOOS RAMIREZ stands.]

SOOS: Meeting is now in session, dudes. All stand for the national anthem.

STAN: Since when do we have a national anthem?

SOOS: Oh, I picked it out myself. You're gonna love it, Mr. Pines!

[All stand for the national anthem.]

DIPPER: Please tell me we're not keeping-

MABEL: We're keeping that!

STAN: Whatever, I don't care as long as it brings money in. First thing on the agenda - I wanna convert Vancouver into something that actually draws in money. Isn't there a lot of weirdo hippie/hipster types in Vancouver?

WENDY: Actually you're thinking about Portland.

STAN: Don't care. Anyway, I want they're money, and I'm gonna bring 'em in by giving 'em exactly what they want.

SOOS: Another hot air balloon?

STAN: No. No, we never talk about hot air balloons ever again.


STAN: No, this time I got something that much better! I am gonna build a giant tower with my face on it! That'll get the suckers in!

DIPPER: [facepalm]

WENDY: [facepalm]

ROBBIE: [facepalm]

TAMBRY: [facepalm]

MABEL: Can I bedazzle it?

STAN: ...no.

MABEL: [facepalm]

SOOS: I like it!

STAN: There, deputy president agrees with me, it's going up. Get it done, Soos!

[SOOS salutes and runs off to get his truck.]

DIPPER: Okay, can we get on to why we're in the middle of British Colombia in a messed up world now?

STAN: Eh, it's not that messed up.

DIPPER: There's an island off the coast owned by Timor.

STAN: What, it happens? Who cares as long as they have money? It's not like I had anything to do with it or anything! Get off my back!

WENDY: Mr. Pines, he never said anything about you...

STAN: I said get off my back! Back me up, woodpecker guy!

BILL: [has possessed the woodpecker guy - looks up from sticking forks in his arm] What? Oh, yeah, go team.

DIPPER: [horrified] WHY IS HE HERE?!

STAN: What, woodpecker guy? I dunno, he seemed like he knew about politics, I guess.

DIPPER: HE'S BILL CIPHER!

STAN: No he isn't! C'mon, kid, who wouldn't trust that?

[Bill is now pouring scalding coffee over his face and laughing.]

STAN: See? Sure, I'll admit he's freaky, but come on, he married a freaking woodpecker. Now, if Captain Paranoid here's done, I wanna get this done.

WENDY: Well, we need to expand, I guess.

DAN: MORE LAND MEANS MORE PEOPLE TO PUNCH

MABEL: Well, let's ask Waddles where we should go. Waddles?

WADDLES: [gnaws on Robbie's pant leg.]

MABEL: I think he said Luzon.

STAN: Eh, whatever, we'll take whatever's left of Canada and Luzon, I don't care. Meeting adjurned, I'm off to do normal things inside.



PLANS FOR THIS TURN:
Begin construction of giant tower with an image of Grunkle Stan's head on top.
Claim what's left of Canada and Luzon for some reason.

RP and orders coming tomorrow

The Church of Goomy shall be incorporating the provinces of Basgoo Country, Aragóo, Gootalunya, Vorarlbergoo, & Göodtirol this year. We see no reason for any of our godless neighbors to contest these claims, but are open to negotiation if they do.

Ailedhoo said:

and offer a alliance with the figure known as "Connie" in regards to possible desire to acquire a pope...

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We'll consider it

MartinLuther said:

To: Nova Terra

We require the privilege to be able to get our assets to consumers in the Pacific in a short amount of time. Please allow 企業提携 ships to pass through the Panama Canal.

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We'll grant you privilege for access through the canal. So long as your merchant fleet isn't carrying any contrabands from the ponyland.

Name: United Myconid Cultures
Government: Absolute Hive Mind



Claim 20 territories in China as discussed in chat, more to come later.

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- Tavish DeGroot, Helmsman of Scotia

[48 hours to orders lock alarm]

48 HOURS TO LOCK GUYS AND GIRLS!

Two things I want to talk to you people about:

1 - SPEND YOUR FREAKING POL POINTS! If you don't then I'll invest them all this turn into generic counter-espionage otherwise it makes it super easy to work out who-did-what. I won't be happy about that though.

2 - Next turn I'm implementing an order sending system that will be mandatory starting next turn. The goal of this system is to make thing easier on your poor, poor GM (liek if u cry evrytiem ;_; ) and to make things easier on the player also. You don't have to send orders like this this turn as it is way too late in the piece to change things up, but you might want to anyway to get practice next turn.

PM Title - IdIOT Orders [Nation Name] [Turn Number]

CLAIMS:

[insert claims here, linking them from the thread is acceptable]

MONEY SPENDING:

-$X on ECO
-$X on MIL
-$X on POL
-$X banked

POL SPENDING:

-X into Stability
-X into Counter-espionage
-X into Nation A
-X into Nation B
...
-X banked

MILITARY ORDERS:

[insert military orders/war plans here]

ESPIONAGE ORDERS:

[insert espionage orders here]

OTHER STUFF:

[insert other stuff here]

Anyway, keep having fun space cowboys! Keep up the RP, you're all doing great!

EDIT: Oh yeah Thor you can still send stuff via Enigma, just try and keep it in the format pre-encryption if possible. Cheers!

My fellow Abbotts,

Nothing is more important in this great country than freedom. Thanks to my tireless vigilance, the people enjoy more freedom than ever. Transnational corporations are people, after all, and by eliminating such unfree obstacles as a 'living wage', 'toxic dumping regulation', and other such Socialist conspiracies, the people are free to make more money than ever!

But there are agents of chaos that would take away your freedom! Specifically, your right to be free from furry rape! Miniluv has identified hordes of these debauched maniacs prowling the western frontier, engaging in wanton acts of lechery even National Geographic would hesitate to broadcast! These perverts have enslaved unassuming privileged white men Ed. note: and women, subjecting them to the Satanic ritual of 'yiff'. This government shall not stand idly by as these bestial delinquents propagate the gay conspiracy! No doubt you have heard the deranged apologists try to deceive you with claims that "They're not all that way!", or "Smut's only a small fraction of the community!" But don't fall for their lies! With a name like 'Flaming Dingoes', you can be sure every last one of them is an unrepentant gaysexual!

But, my subjects, fear not, for their reckoning is at hand! Minipax is already mobilizing to bring the furry terror to an end so that future generations will never know the horror of 'yiffing'.

Tony out.

*drops mic*



NC DE MINITRU 0527 = 308 = TPS CDM =

AMVLD BIXSN ACGKT ACTJA SSPKF FTTGD TUEXG ACUBT OTHQD HTENK PFYVB GHZPH NLWXV IZDVI QFAMY EUNFA YZJZE VYOMA RAJIZ LWDRC QQQQV HNNQW JUAFE GICBT RGBUU YBDLO WUTYQ PVTVJ EAWYH DQZSL TRRHW DKVGA GLMEF GZNJI MCWEG GUCHT JVBQD FEIVZ GQKUL LRKDT HNSGZ PKZDJ ISTAZ PHNUQ LFJBR VTZBG WCTDJ HOMHL PDHPT TQQMO ZBMOF WPEZL KSCKT GBXRV UQRVG MDBCB FHNGG PJRQP MPJQF UZIGA XAWMJ LHF

25 HOURS UNTIL LOCK PEEPS

*millions of sirens go off*



Not doing a 24 hour lock warning because reasons.

PEOPLE WHO NEED TO SEND IN ORDERS:

-Reus
-chirstos200
-Blair_The_Normal
-Aliedhoo
-Omega124
-Red_Spy
-JuanToo3
-SouthernKing
-e350tb
-KaiserElectric
-west india man

PM reminders will be sent when I get the chance.

GET THEM IN GET THEM IN!!!

Ezri Zahmahni hated to admit it, but she was bored. After the initial shock of getting zapped to a strange new world and the excitement that came with subjugating the Redguard-like men that lived here, things had settled down quickly. The Stain had largely resolved all of the Sultanate's monetary problems, soul gem and Nirnroot production was moving forward nicely, and even the tiny horses in Jerusalem were keeping their hooves where they belonged. With the major issues out of the way, however, Ezri found that things around the royal halls had become exceedingly dull. All day long she sat here, wasting away the hours pondering future plans for the Sultanate and occasionally dealing with minor troubles that came crashing through the door.

Right on cue, the doors of the throne room burst open, and a band of humans charged in waving around those ugly scrap metal throwers, saying all sorts of nasty things about what they would do to her and the Sultanate in between the usual spiel about glorious revolutions. One lazy wave of her hand, and the latest uprising was reduced to a black smudge on the floor being scrubbed clean by the servants for the umpteenth time. Ezri gave a tired little sigh. Even the weekly peasant rebellions had become droll routine. Drumming her fingers on the armrest of her golden throne, she almost wished that whatever Daedra had banished the beastfolk to this strange world had sent some dragons along to keep them company. Maybe they would fly north and eat some of those 'soviet' elves the ponies keep talking about.

"M'lady," one of the guards piped up as the servants busied themselves with the revolutionary stain on the marble. "Your science officer, Dr. Rajirra, has requested a meeting with you."

On any other day, Ezri would have had her hung by the ears for even considering to intrude on her august presence. After the last five times even this had become droll, however, so Ezri supposed that this transgression could be forgiven for once.

"Send her in."

The morally ambiguous doctor entered the throne room, followed by a rather repugnant smell. For reasons unknown, Dr. Rajirra had brought with her a long spear with two rotting fish speared on it. Resting the repulsive thing on her shoulder, the scientist still bowed respectfully at her entrance, so Ezri scrunched up her nose and permitted the travesty on her olfactory nerves to continue.

"My lady," she said excitedly. "I'm pleased to announce that we have made a significant breakthrough in Project Totally Not a Giant Robot."

"Go on," Ezri purred with bemusement.

"While we haven't had much trouble with the mechanical aspects of Project Totally Not a Giant Robot, we had significant trouble deriving a power source. Oil power was relatively useless, solar power is too bulky to be feasible, and the less I talk about the Thorium debacle, the better. That being said, I believe I found a workaround. By coating a soul gem in the mineral that is extracted from the Stain, I've created a powerful source of fuel that is both efficient and lightweight enough for usage in Project Totally Not a Giant Robot."
Ezri's eyes lit up at this news. "This is most auspicious news! Soon the menfolk with their planes and their tanks will have more to fear from us! You have certainly stumbled upon a novel solution to the problems facing Project Totally Not a Giant Robot!"

"You just coated a soul gem in mustard!" one of the servants said angrily.

"Quiet you, the main characters are talking!" the author barked, squishing the insubordinate side character with his mouse.

"What just happened?" Sultana Ezri mused.

"Fourth wall breakdown," Rajirra exposited. "Par for the course in this game, really. Just roll with it and maybe you'll get a love interest or something."

"Ooh, that'd be fun," Ezri said excitedly. "Well, in any case, carry on with the Project that totally has nothing to do with giant robots. I'll be watching your progress with great interest, Doctor."

"Of course," Doctor Rajirra replied, bowing respectfully as she backed out of the throne room, scraping the squashed servant off of her paws.

soul gem and Nirnroot production was moving forward nicely

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"oh no you haven't borked the 5569834ith wall again haven't you, Tavish..."
"Ya, but- butbt-b but- I swaee- eswerr I played the edlfwogj-eldar-elder *hic*s, an' thass no' poossibleeeeeeee...."
"I see". Malcolm took a step to Tavish's right, and picked up a bottle, labelled Tavish pills~
He then injected Tabish with the pills, because swallowing pills is for continental landlubbers.
And Tavish went to sleep.

Posting claims without story because I am poopyskirt and have an AC mission today.

FLUFFY PINK ORDERS SOFT LOCK (KINKY!)

Soft Lock = You can send orders if you haven't sent them already, but please don't war, raid or perform espionage actions or anything like that as I will be in the middle of resolving them.

EDIT:

NOW IT IS OF HARDLOCK

betty boop


Link to video.

Headlines for the Year 30001:

The Raiders Become the Raidered:

The United Norse Empire has had an exceptionally bad year this year. Although they had limited success in colonization, they ran into problems in Newfoundland where Mysterious Colonizers (as in colonizers from the Mystery Country) had landed there. Newfoundland has become disputed territory for the two nations, maybe this was why Kol "the Hammer of Thor" II of Munsö was too distracted to plan a proper raid or do much else for that matter. This lack of decisiveness angered the Viking populace, who were itching for a fight.

The Vikings got a fight, but it was not one to their liking. Hordes of Pokemon and Pokemon trainers poured in from the lands owned by the Church of Goomy into Prussia and Denmark, intent to pillage the countryside. The Vikings were unused to fighting these strange opponents, which put them at a major disadvantage. Even worse, SOMEONE (I wonder who?) sent spies into the area to blow up major defensive fortifications. Maybe if the Fylkir had set up proper counterespionage agencies in his country, the Vikings could have stood a better chance. But he didn’t and they couldn’t so, to paraphrase the immortal philosopher Xaiver Renegade Angel, “The Raiders were about to become the Raiderered.”

The encounter was a catastrophe for the United Norse Empire, they took heavily casualties while the Goomish forces barely lost a few H.P. War Correspondent Professor Sycamore has more info on the battle:

A WILD ANGRY HORDE OF GOOMISH RAIDERS APPEARED!

Go, Confused Vikings!

Confused Vikings use Panic!

It’s not very effective…

Goomish Raiders use Devastating Blitzkreig!

It’s super effective! Critical hit!

Confused Vikings fainted!

Kol has lost all of their Pokemon most of their European Vikings! Kol has blacked out! Kol lost 6 ECO points while retreating.

…thanks Sycamore. Anyway, this defeat has proved humiliating for the Vikings, with much of their economy burnt to the ground and a huge drop in national pride. It is up to Kol II of Munso to reclaim his people’s former glory. However he plans to do it, he better do it fast. Another disastrous defeat like that and people may start to wish for a new Fylkir…

-United Norse Empire Loses: 4 MIL, 6 ECO and National Pride (-10% Stability)
-Church of Goomy Gains: $6

Battle Rages Through the United States!

Everything was fine in lands of the Eastern United States controlled by 企業提携, but then the Fire Stargate Nation attacked. What started as a border dispute (although analysts believe that this was merely an excuse for blatant aggression) turned into a full scale invasion very quickly. A large portion of SG teams performed a tricky manoeuvre where they fooled 企業提携’s analysts by sending all their soldiers to Mexico and then moving them back when their enemy’s guard was down, catching them by surprise. These manoeuvres, alongside with orbital bombardment, clever use of Solidine Music (the opposite of Vaporwave) and SOMEBODY disabling a large portion of 企業提携’s military through espionage (I wonder who did that?) was a recipe for disaster for 企業提携. Casualties were high, causing 企業提携 to have to retreat and succeed Wisconsin, Illinois and parts of Michigan to the forces of Zeus Systems. The losses on the battlefield has caused turmoil in Eastern USA, SOMEBODY (Gee I have no idea who) placing posters telling how much Vaporwave sucked everywhere. Things haven’t been going entirely well for the aggressors either, SG teams 16 through to 21 and their attached spaceships were lost in the fighting. And lots of people had friends on those teams. Like Bob, man everybody liked poor Bob. Still, this shouldn’t be too worrying for the Stargate Command unless the war drags on for too long. What is slightly more worrying is the fact that the colonists in Wisconsin, Illinois and parts of Michigan aren’t too happy about their homes getting blown up. Zeus Systems will have to fight enemies inside and out to win this war.

-企業提携 Loses: Some Provinces, 9 MIL and has major internal turmoil (-15% Stability)
-Stargate Loses: 5 MIL, minor war weariness (-5% stability)
-Stargate captured 1 ECO from 企業提携 and blew an addtional 2 up.

Mysterious Happenings in North America:

In other North American news, the Californian Reich disappeared overnight. The small, but powerful nation, was reduced to a couple of Mexican goat farmers for seemingly no reason. Zeus Systems is investigating the incident, but they have no explanations yet.

Another mysterious happening happened in the Mystery Country. Terran Von Iot, son/daughter of Ninja Von Iot and Proto-Saber Pendragon, demanded asylum from the Mystery Government. Terran Von Iot has escaped to Vancouver after believing himself and her (now deceased) family to be “…embroiled in a centuries old alien conspiracy.” He believes that if she can escape to Canada then he might be able to live out the rest of her life without having to worry about aliens at all.

Unfortunately for Terran, aliens aren’t the only thing that they have to worry about. Stargate Command flagged Terran’s file after a routine database search. Upon discovering that Terran had escaped to Vancouver, they began leaning on Mysterious (the country fools) Diplomats. Literally leaning on them.

Now the Mystery Country faces a tough choice. On the one hand, they don’t really want the military powerhouse of Stargate Command becoming their enemies. TRADITION! On the other hand, Stargate Command would be insane to open up a second front in their North American War and Terran has offered some of his money that her family gained in a generations long insurance scam.

-The California Reich is of disappear (rest in pepperoines ;_; )
-The Mystery Country faces a UBER SUPER MEGA HYPER ULTRA CHOICE!!11!!one!! Will they accept Terran Von Iot’s asylum pledge or will they turn him over to Stargate Command? (More about this in the update).

The Panamarese Buy and Ponies Cry as Trade Flows Through the Panama Canal:

As some order has been re-established in most parts of the world, international trade has once again become a thing. The Panama canal has become a major trading area, as a result almost all of the world’s trade flows through Nova Terra’s ports. Khajiiti mustard, Vaporwave Music, Alien Technology: You name it, you can probably get it from Panama. Well, everything except goods from Jerusalem or Italy, considering Nova Terra’s anti-Pony stance. As investors are reluctant to invest in these areas, the economy of Jerusalem has not gained the benefits of this rebirth of trade.

The entire world has benefited from this new trade (except the ponies). Nova Terra has obviously benefited the most, closely followed by the Mystery Country. 企業提携 would have benefited more from the increase in Vaporwave sales in Panama if it weren’t for the whole war thing. In related news, Shawn Spencer managed to sell his zipline to a happy Panamerese couple.
-Everyone gets 1 ECO point (except the Ponies)
-Nova Terra and the Mystery Country gets an additional ECO point each
-企業提携 gets an additional $2
-Pysch Nation gets an additional $1

UKIP-Pirates Rule the Seas While Sending Landlubbers Home! ARR!

The UKIP-Pirates hate one thing more than running out of rum and that is foreigners. It was why they were extremely pleased to hear this year that there was no Viking raid whatsoever. With immigration down, Captain Nigel Farage has called for celebrations across the seven seas.

-UKIP-Pirates gain 5% Stability

The Two States of Eastern Europe – The Extremely Happy Byelorussia and the Extremely Unhappy USSR

Eastern Europe is now a place of two polar opposites, the Extremely Happy Byelorussia and the Extremely Unhappy USSR.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows in Byelorussia, with a government satisfaction rating of 100%. Like, we’ve even been there, it isn’t that the government is forcing everyone to pretend to be happy with guns or something. They’re just that happy.

To the south, the USSR is anything BUT happy. Well except for the extremely rich elite, maybe. They have gotten richer as they sold some Greeks into slavery while people are literally starving. The worst of the starvation happened in the unlucky Ankara Province, which revolted and killed many soldiers. However, the revolt was put down soon after and the families of everyone involved was sent to a camp in Macedonia, along with all Yugoslavians living in Macedonia.

The people Macedonia soon realised that they were going to get Genocided. Luckily for them, there’s a 60% chance of Genocides succeeding and Chirstos rolled a 93 the builders cut corners with the gas delivery systems causing the death camps to not function properly. In true Soviet fashion, they also skimped out on arming their guards properly, so this meant that the Yugoslavians were able to escape and liberate their homeland. Led by the reincarnation of Alexander the Great because Fate/Zero lol the new Former Yugoslavia Republic of Macedonia will have to content with a large force of Soviets. Their only saving grace may be that, if things continue like they do, the USSR won’t be able to last much longer.

-New Revolter NPC: Former Yugoslavia Republic of Macedonia, starts at War with the USSR
-USSR gains $10
-USSR lost 3 MIL in the revolts
-USSR loses 25% Stability for treating their citizens quite well
- Byelorussia is very, very unlikely to revolt even if their stability drops below 100%

Mediterranean Armies Swell with Recruits in Face of Soviet Brutality:

Both the armies of Jerusalem and the Elsweyr Sultanate have swelled in the face of Soviet Brutality. Although both those nations are mostly comprised of non-humans, they recognize that what is being done to their fellow sentient beings is not okay and that they might very well end up having to deal with the Soviets at some point.

Although the Khajiit mostly just want to pilot their new not-mechs, let’s be honest.

-Jerusalem gets +1 MIL
-Elsweyr Sultanate gets +2 MIL
-Both nations will suffer less war weariness when fighting the USSR

Aluminium Foil – Will it REALLY Protect Your Thoughts?

Aluminium companies in Asia have reported record sales, especially in not-psychic Vietnam, due to the overwhelming fear of getting mind controlled by psychics. With the addition of another alien hive mind, the United Myconid Cultures, these fears might be somewhat justified.

However, some people have called the effectiveness of aluminium as stopping psychic powers. Dr. Weird Al Yankovic, an expert on the Illuminati and foil, has said that “…aluminium is more effective at stopping Illuminati and/or government mind control powers than legitimate psychic powers. You’d need lead foil for that.” Yankovic uses the recent incident in Japan as a reference to the ineffectiveness of aluminium when faced with psychic powers. Spies from the Psych Nation, armed with aluminium hats, were quickly dominated by Empress Shi and were made to blabber their plans to infiltrate the Japanese Military and leak all of their secrets.

However Red Spy, a retired secret agent, presents contradictory evidence to Dr Yankovic’s theory. “Spies from Central Asia have notoriously low willpower,” said Mr. Spy in an interview “A recent example is when those niconpoops from the Psych Nation bumbled up an infiltration job. They managed to sneak Soviet military plans out of the country, giving their nation an advantage over Soviet attacks. However, one of their agents were captured by the Soviets and, after a light slap across the cheek, he told his interrogators everything leading to thousands of arrests and executions! Imbeciles!”

Without any clear evidence against its effectiveness, aluminium foil will continue to like hotcakes in Vietnam for a long, long time.

-New Nation, United Myconid Cultures. Has same bonus/penalties as the Empire of the Rising Sun.
-Psych Spies foiled (ha ha) in Japan!
-Psych Spies captured in the USSR! Intel was leaked to the Psych Nation anyway, so they still get a bonus fighting against the Soviets
-Vietnam gains $1

Panic in Oceania

Everyone in Oceania scared about the new Furry Gayasexual threat. Convinced that Gayasexuals were merely horror stories, the people are now in complete terror to realise that they do actually exist. This caused a bunch of Australians to go to Cronulla beach and beat up a bunch of suspected Gayasexuals (and Middle Easterners for good measure). Although this fear has lowered public morale slightly, could this state of fear be exactly what Abbot wants?

The panic spread to Timorese Australia as well. Believing that they would be more protected from these Flaming Dingoes under Abbott’s rule, Patriotic movements demanding annexation into Abbotsford have becoming increasingly popular. It is likely that they will try to seek independence from Timorese by revolting soon.

The panic briefly spread to the Chola Empire as well, however, soon they remembered Furries generally don’t like to have sex with lizards, causing the entire populace to breathe a collective sigh of relief.

-Abbotsford loses 1% Stability and but gains one of each other stat.
-Chola empire gains 1% Stability
-Australian Patriot Rebels will strike soon in Timorese Australia

AND NOW FOR WHAT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, THE GM NOTES!

1 – Just a reminder, the standard order sending system is going to be implemented this turn. Here is the system for reference:

PM Title - IdIOT Orders [Nation Name] [Turn Number]

CLAIMS:

[insert claims here, linking them from the thread is acceptable]

MONEY SPENDING:

-$X on ECO
-$X on MIL
-$X on POL
-$X banked

POL SPENDING:

-X into Stability
-X into Counter-espionage
-X into Nation A
-X into Nation B
...
-X banked

MILITARY ORDERS:

[insert military orders/war plans here]

ESPIONAGE ORDERS:

[insert espionage orders here]

OTHER STUFF:

[insert other stuff here]

2 – NEW GAME MECHANIC UNLOCKED:

UBER SUPER MEGA HYPER ULTRA CHOICES!!11!!one!!

These events, called USMHU Choices for short, are events that happen to nations occasionally. As the name implies, when you get one of these your nation faces an important choice that you have to make a decision on this turn. Different choices have different outcomes. Ignoring these choices will result in Super Happy Funtime Events(tm), so pay attention to these if you get one.

3 – I had the weird experience today of two people sending RP but failing to send orders. That was weird, let’s not that happen again. Also another two people failed to do anything, come on guys. If you fail to send orders in again then your nation runs the risk of getting WoG’d, so let’s not have that happen.

4 – Red quit so that’s why his nation disappeared. Yeah. I'll update "The Hall of le Epic Funposting" and stuff later as that update was exhausting.

ENJOY 3001 A.D!

EDIT: Stats were wrong, just fixed that now.

Orders Lock in a Week

OOC: RP coming soon(TM) and Weird Al 4 lyfe.

Ζεθσ Συστεμσ Αννοθνψεμεντ​

To:企業提携
From:Ζεθσ Συστεμσ Αννοθνψεμεντ

The Ζεθσ Συστεμσ are willing to conduct peace with 企業提携.