Trade and Culture Flourishes Once Again as the Suez Canal Reopens
The Suez Canal is once again open as the
H.F.S Madagascar leaves the Earth. Fed up with immigrants and their objections to his parking methods, Captain Farage decided to leave the immigrant filled Earth for the -3rd dimension in space, a place where no immigrants will ever find them. Shortly after the Madagascar launched into space, Pony forces retook Aden and with that the canal was officially reopened without the need for any more fighting.
All nations of the world took advantage of this trade boom, but none more so than the Peaceful Skeleton Realm. They established a thriving agricultural trade mainly consisting of high-calcium vegetables and have now become the worlds top agriculture exporter. This event was rumoured to trigger horrific flashbacks amongst IOTXIV survivors. Calcium isnt the only thing that the skeletons are exporting, they are also exporting their cultural products. Their film industry has undergone a boom as well, Skeleton films are being shown in theatres all across the globe, including the critically acclaimed A KIOT KAROL. With this booming industry, unemployment is at an all-time low and it is said by many that the Skeleton Realm has entered an economic golden age. Mr Skeletal gave a passionate speech, encouraging the nations of the world to abandon their statist ways and embrace RP-based economies as well as pacifistic democratic ideals. And of course, to denounce the evils of helicopters. Although the ways of the Skeletons seem strange to many, no one can argue the success of their economic policies. Could the Peaceful Skeleton Realm have found the perfect way to run a country?
In sharp contrast to the peaceful cultural produce of the Skeletons, Vietnamese music has become popular around the world. Although it is mainly popular in Asia (duh) and amongst rebellious Pony teenagers, it has begun to see wider appeal around the globe. Grunkle Stan in particular praised the Vietnamese musical tradition and many people are trying to use their music to have a glimpse into the unusual Vietnamese mind-set, with mixed success. What will come from this cultural intermingling?
-Almost everyone gets a global stability boost from the reopening of the Suez Canal!
-Peaceful Skeleton Realm gets 5 ECO from agricultural exports and their thriving film industry
-Vietnam gets 2 ECO from music sales worldwide
Springtime for Connie and the Americas! Winter for EVIL and SADS!
While the unexpected attack on Hawaii and Easter Island may have been a horrible act of aggression, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise for Nova Terra. For one, the revelation of who really is behind the Drug War gives Nova Terra an enemy that they can fight rather than fighting shadows and distrusting allies. These revelations couldnt have come at a better time, with EVIL drawing aggression from Vietnam and possibly many other countries over their unethical football recruitment tactics. Although many are saying that the Nova Terran Spring may be over, with the extra money produced from the booming economy and government reforms having to be diverted to restarting the Nova Terran war machine and espionage defences, perhaps this war is merely a small gust of wind that comes before one of the warmest springs ever.
Meanwhile in E.V.I.L, things are not going so well. To continue the seasonal analogies, you could say that E.V.I.L is experiencing a harsh winter. With the backfire of both Operation Terran Abbott is Sad and their football plans as well as the loss of S.A.D.S.A.E, things are really not looking good for E.V.I.L. However, not all hope is lost. Their island fortress would be extremely hard to break through for any invader. Also they have a hoard of highly loyal recruits, even though they are very likely to die in the coming year they know that E.V.I.L (or what remains of E.V.I.L) will supply their loved ones with an extremely generous life insurance.
To stretch the seasonal analogy so far that it breaks, spring is also the time of hay fever and boy does Nova Terra get bad hay fever. Although nobody would ever say this to a government official, the people of Nova Terra are exhausted from war. Every single person in Earthen Nova Terra has either been roped into military service, know someone who has died during military service or both. The only reason that the people are not revolting about the constant war yet is because they are fighting a foe who seems to wish for their utter destruction and does not respect treaties (as evidence by their breaking of the treaty-via-proxy that S.A.D.S signed). Nova Terran commanders are worried that Nova Terra cannot fight a protracted war with E.V.I.L, they believe that if the first few engagements dont go extremely well that they might not have the manpower or the public support to continue. Additionally, Nova Terras alliances have been shaky as of late. Although the appeasement of the Mystery Country and the rapprochement with Abbottsford has improved the stability of the Pacific Alliance, the future of the organization is still in question. Abbottsford may not be so inclined to come to Nova Terras aid if it werent for the fact that they are fighting a mutual enemy. Many high ranking members of Abbotts government are encouraging the Dark Lord to have a serious conversation about the nature of their alliance after E.V.I.L has been dealt with. There are also rumours that Grunkle Stan is displeased with the authoritarian developments in Nova Terra. Will Nova Terra overcome these problems or will E.V.I.L succeed in their ultimate goal of destroying Nova Terras international reputation?
-Nova Terra gets +1 ECO, +1 POL and +2 MIL from the Nova Terran Spring
-E.V.I.L gets +2 MIL and +1 POL from their popular employment policies
The Big Buyout of Britain and Other Mysterious Exploits
Browns Britain was in debt. Gordon Brown had spent his nations budget on bribes to the Space Jews and he was now in crippling debt. His saviour came in the form of Grunkle Stan, who spent a whopping $55 on clearing the nations debt. All that Gordon Brown needed to do was to transfer control of Britain to the Mystery Country, which he did gladly. Statesmanship was proving too much for poor old Gordon Brown, who retired with his newfound cash and has become the patron of Drab Weekly. The buyout came with mixed response from the British people, but most are hopeful that Grunkle Stan can make their lives better. Some are worried that the UKIP-Pirates might not take kindly to the annexation of their homeland, but now that they are in space they shouldnt care about that. Right. Right?
In related exploits Zek "The Golden" of Munsö, duke of Norway, has died of old age. He disliked the rest of his family, so he named Grunkle Stan as his sole inheritor, leaving the Mystery Country in direct control of their former vassal. However, will they be able to hold on to their holdings when they are faced with potential nationalist revolts and the might of Toste "The Holy" of Munsö?
Somewhat closer to home, Nova Terra agreed to compensate the Mystery Country for their efforts in the war by transferring Toronto and a large amount of industrial equipment. They also assisted the Mystery Country in constructing a space elevator, allowing the Mystery Country to tap into the lucrative space trade. All of these developments have caused the Mystery Country to become one of the richest nations in the world. It has been a good year for the Mystery Country.
-Browns Britain and Norway has been integrated into the Mystery Country
-5 ECO has been transferred from Nova Terra to the Mystery Country
-Mystery Country gets 1 ECO for the space trade from the space elevator
Church of Goomy and the Holy Neko Empire Entwined Fates
For some reason, the Church of Goomy and the Holy Neko Empire cant get out of each others affairs. With the recent events in East Africa bringing everything back to square one, both the Church of Goomy and the Holy Neko Empire are going to have to find some way of pleasing the colonists on both sides even though they both hate each other. They are also involved in the recent coup in Scandinavia, as talks of reunification with Tostes new realm may call for cooperation between the two powers.
One thing that differs between the two countries is the state of their government. The Church of Goomys government is becoming increasingly unpopular, people are still upset about the recent genocide of the Belorussians. There are rumours of a mysterious man who travels alongside an Empoleon. They are apparently forming an army of Pokemon trainers to overthrow the Champion and establish a democratic government. Of course talking of this is heresy, but the fact that these rumours are persisting despite that fact may be a bad sign for the Church.
Meanwhile in the Holy Neko Empire, public perception of their government is much better (outside of East Africa at least). An investigation into the Diao Chan incident has revealed a large amount of incompetence and corruption in the Provisional armed forces and bureaucracy. Over a thousand military and bureaucratic personnel were arrested for their connections to the Highwaymen and, in a few cases, E.V.I.L. Another almost-thousand were fired or demoted for general incompetence. Empress Katia Managan has promised the Holy Neko Empire a more meritocratic form of government as opposed to the days of the Sultanate where all that mattered was familial connections. Although the details havent been worked out yet, the catfolk of the Empire seem excited by the idea. The appointment of the Holy Neko Dream Team has been a lot more controversial and has thus has taken up more of the publics attention. While some of the choices have been universally praised, such as the appointment of the ever-popular Panther Caroso, some choices have had a mixed reception, such as the infamous pervert Dink. Despite the controversy, the Dream Team is highly competent, having overseen the tens of thousands of immigrants flooding in from around the globe excited at the prospect for a homeland for cats.
In unrelated news the Minister of SPAAAACE, Aisha Clan-Clan, has established a colony on a recently discovered planet that is purfect (Im sorry) for colonization by cats. The colony, named Nya-1, is small but it already sending precious space goods back to the homeland.
Two nations, tied together by
the GMs incessant railroading fate. Will the two nations be able to untie themselves, or will they follow this fated path to wherever it may lead?
-The Holy Neko Empire has expelled some spies! Highwaymen spies will have a harder time conducting their business in the HNE for the next few years
-The Holy Neko Empire gets 2 STA from government reform and 2 ECO from immigration
Romania Forms Coalition Government, Potential Peace in the Middle East?
The Catholics United Party after some negotiations have formed a coalition with the Union for Minority Rights, allowing them to form a stable government. The main demand of the Union for Minority Rights were to enact a series of legislations aimed at reducing discrimination against racial minority groups in employment and education. While there was some concern amongst conservative Ponies, this legislation passed through the senate easily passed through the senate and has been enacted throughout the country without controversy.
Another demand that the Union made was a little more troublesome. They asked for the reduction in military presence within the Balkans and this demand was met, they were even given a much larger reduction than what the Union had actually asked for. Empress Starshine believed that giving the Balkans autonomy in their policing might help make them more receptive to the idea of staying a part of the Empire. However, this plan backfired. Because there was little to no foreign presence in the Balkans, the local government decided to be extremely uncooperative and refuse to pay their taxes to the Empire. Instead, the money that would usually go towards the federal government was spent on establishing military producers in the region, which will probably make a revolt more successful if one occurs. Some of the more conservative members of society, including a few CUP senators, are calling for the government to intervene in the region and force the Balkans to give their taxes. A military intervention in the Balkans would not be very popular in other parts of society and might lead to an open revolt against the government. On a positive note, the government propaganda campaign and the reconstruction of damaged wartime infrastructure in the Balkans seems to actually have been somewhat effective at reducing dissent, opinion polls are showing that the UMR and other less extreme groups are gaining a small jump in popularity which is a good thing for the government.
The third and least controversial demand made by the UMR was signing a Non-Aggression Pact with the Kingdom of the Caucasus. Since they were the ones who proposed it in the first place, pretty much everyone was happy about this. King Agathios appears to be making a military build-up anyway, perhaps this is because they wish to help their brothers in what was once the Psych Nation? There has not been much communication from the King in recent months so perhaps we will never know.
-Romaina gains 1 STA from cooperative senate
-Romania loses $8 and gains 2 ECO in the Balkans due to uncooperative local government
-Kingdom of the Caucasus gains 1 MIL from military buildup
Vietnam and Abbottsford Gear Up for War
When Abbottsford and Vietnam negotiated peace over the Indonesian revolt, many thought that would be the end of conflict in the region. However, with the recent revelations about E.V.I.L, both parties are now preparing for a new war. Vietnam, who are always ready for war, are drawing up plans of what the invasion force will consist of. Rumours have it that they will be putting a large amount of soldiers who were recruited from around the globe as a part of their Militaires Sans Frontières program. The program has seen a large amount of recruits this year, perhaps this has something to do with many Vietnamese songs referencing the organization and thus informing the world about it. Abbottsford, as part of their war preparations, have begun construction on a deployable net-like apparatus in the Indian Ocean. Nicknamed the Speed Trap, it is intended to reduce the mobility of enemy navies.
War is not the only thing on the minds of the people of Asia. Vietnam has begun her first foray into space. Using Japanese star charts they found a jungle planet called Catachan. Apparently these jungles reminded them of home so they decided to colonize it, tbh the place is pretty terrifying so they must be masochist or something? Using modified Saturn V rockets with FTL they have established their first colony on the planet, which is mostly just a military base. The soldiers that are stationed there have begun to call themselves the Catachan Space Marines AND THEY SHALL FEEL NO FEAR.
Meanwhile, in Abbottsford there have been multiple economic developments. Dark Lord Abbott oversaw the buyout of Abbotts Frozen Custard chain as all things that are Abbott belong to him by right. Additionally, although his public dispute with Connie Marshall is (somewhat) resolved, when it was ongoing it sold a lot of papers. People like to read about the drama baby. Also Abbottsford stole a lot of money off of the DeadPhilipines, which sunk into the ocean after Deadpool got bored of running a country and decided to do something else.
-Vietnam gets 1 MIL from Militaires Sans Frontières
-Abbottsford gets 2 ECO from Abbotts Frozen Custard and Abbotts Broadcasting Corporation
-Abbottsford gets $10 from the fall of DeadPhilipines
Football Fails but Economic Gains in the Lands of the Highwaymen
While Iron Maiden might have failed at football, all the investment for them was not for nought. The attention on the band/football team has seen a revival in that form of music and has seen widespread attention alongside Vietnamese music. Additionally, with the annexation of S.A.D.S.A.E, the Highwaymen have access to a lot more money now. How will they spend this newfound wealth?
-The Highwaymen get 3 ECO from economic funtimes
GM Notes:
1 Note that SPICE-T costs are already deducted from your income, that tab is just there to show you how much.
2 I dont really have much else to say here. Sorry for another long update waiting period, Im hoping it will get better next year. Lock should come sometime in mid-November after exams are done.