Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Natural conclusion? To an IOT? Bro, you must be trippin'!
srsly tho I'll get something up this week I swear
IdIOT: Shock and Terror
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srsly tho I'll get something up this week I swear
gay_Aleks
from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
this sounds weirdly sexual
nc will deliver you a fresh natural! and satisfying conclusion!
nc will deliver you a fresh natural! and satisfying conclusion!
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Natural conclusion? To an IOT? Bro, you must be trippin'!
srsly tho I'll get something up this week I swear
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO (Srsly it was one of my starting goals for IdIOT to have a proper conclusion and I will not feel happy if I don't manage it).
IdIOT PRANK (2016) (GONE SEXUAL)
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
>>> THE FOLLOWING DECLARATION HAS BEEN PREFACED <<<
>>> WITH A STATEMENT BY MR. MYSTERY <<<
>>> WITH A STATEMENT BY MR. MYSTERY <<<
Spoiler :
Loyal subjects, esteemed colleagues,
Australia plays a unique role in the world as crusaders of truth and justice, an honour envied by our lesser neighbours. Confronted with a barbaric onslaught of conniving perverts and slavering murderers, we have never shirked our duty in upholding the global moral order. Thus when the first slanderous allegations surfaced suggesting we were in any way complicit in the cowardly tactics used against our dear friends in Nova Terra, we were unfazed, because only the most reactionary, ill-informed opportunists would fall for such a paper-thin lie.
No, our clever ruse to expose the true perpetrator went off without a hitch. How poetic that the instigator of a false flag should in turn swallow one hook, line and sinker? Every Villain Is Lemons' incompetence is matched only by its total disregard for contractual obligation. In the interest of full disclosure I will state that yes, Canberra entered into negotiations with Even Velga Inhales Lithium in 3005 to recruitpatsies additional manpower for the struggle against the Manchinist bodysnatchers. I should further specify that Eclectic Voles In Leather approached us first, asking nothing more than permission to establish factories, which they promised would provide goods to us, in exchange forwait for itabsolutely nothing.
Furthermore, and I quote: "We also promise not to conduct act [sic] ofterror vigilantism [sic] in your territories. Finally we would like to aid your allaince [sic] as it were against its enemies." No goods were ever received, and as recent events have revealed, Iagram De Venn consciously and deliberately pursued side deals in direct conflict of interest with its own proposal. Contrary to the pitiful excuse as to why these thieves defected to Manchinia, nowhere in this agreement did Elsa Visits Incestuous Lechers ever specify it required monetary payment of any kind.
Needless to say, combined with the FIFA kidnapping conspiracy, Canberra considers Encephalitic Voraphiles Incinerating Legislation to have declared war against our peaceful nation. Enemy personnel, factories and monetary assets are being seized, and we have submitted a complaint to the Better Business Bureau.
My friends, we have fought evil before, in Asia, the Mediterranean, and most recently our own homes. Now evil is so shameless, so brazen, it has congealed into an entity that spells it in all caps. Can there be any question that this deplorable cabal of international terrorists must be purged from God's green earth? Ceaseless vigilance is the price we pay to ensure that our birthright of peace, freedom, and private enterprise remain the global moral order. When our most holy values are endangered, it is every citizen's duty to respond.
Herod de Ville has just signed his own death warrant. Because Good will always triumph over EVIL.
Australia plays a unique role in the world as crusaders of truth and justice, an honour envied by our lesser neighbours. Confronted with a barbaric onslaught of conniving perverts and slavering murderers, we have never shirked our duty in upholding the global moral order. Thus when the first slanderous allegations surfaced suggesting we were in any way complicit in the cowardly tactics used against our dear friends in Nova Terra, we were unfazed, because only the most reactionary, ill-informed opportunists would fall for such a paper-thin lie.
No, our clever ruse to expose the true perpetrator went off without a hitch. How poetic that the instigator of a false flag should in turn swallow one hook, line and sinker? Every Villain Is Lemons' incompetence is matched only by its total disregard for contractual obligation. In the interest of full disclosure I will state that yes, Canberra entered into negotiations with Even Velga Inhales Lithium in 3005 to recruit
Furthermore, and I quote: "We also promise not to conduct act [sic] of
Needless to say, combined with the FIFA kidnapping conspiracy, Canberra considers Encephalitic Voraphiles Incinerating Legislation to have declared war against our peaceful nation. Enemy personnel, factories and monetary assets are being seized, and we have submitted a complaint to the Better Business Bureau.
My friends, we have fought evil before, in Asia, the Mediterranean, and most recently our own homes. Now evil is so shameless, so brazen, it has congealed into an entity that spells it in all caps. Can there be any question that this deplorable cabal of international terrorists must be purged from God's green earth? Ceaseless vigilance is the price we pay to ensure that our birthright of peace, freedom, and private enterprise remain the global moral order. When our most holy values are endangered, it is every citizen's duty to respond.
Herod de Ville has just signed his own death warrant. Because Good will always triumph over EVIL.
Dear Mr.
It is Canberra's opinion that EVIL is a very evil organization, and as such, the High Exalted Lord Abbott, Repeller of the Boats, believes that a trigger-happy diplomatic corps is to be encouraged at this point in time. When you are EVIL, you are not good, which means you are bad and probably Communist and thus an enemy to all God-fearing people on this earth. That is to say, EVIL is bad, not your person; here I use 'you' in the rhetorical sense as an example.
As such, Abbotsford, Inc. has already committed itself to this most divinely-annointed crusade against the terrorist
Have a nice day,
Dan Quayle
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Ailedhoo
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Peril would like to note that his former seat did indeed do talks of potential services with Australia but that they made a agreement with the Cybermen in the end because it was the case of the highest bidder.
Australia should not take credit when it has no set a paid agreement with Peril's former chair.
Australia should not take credit when it has no set a paid agreement with Peril's former chair.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
oh btw I'll come back if NC wants me
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
> doesn't ask for payment in contract
> claims contract voided because it wasn't paid
> afw
Ailedhoo
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> doesn't ask for payment in contract
> claims contract voided because it wasn't paid
> afw
Peril feels that his former seat simply did not want to give clue he got a higher bidder but forgot to devise a plan to make it appear he was along Ozzie lines.
No matter; tis was the foil of the seat, not of Peril who now dines on moon cheese; Peril just wanted to ensure the world knew that the deal with the Cybermen that EVIL devised was grand and that the conflictual incidents after the fall of the Cybermen was simply following the route to the fuller.
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~72 Hours Until Orders Lock
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
oh that's right, you drop bears are half a day ahead
TO: All combatants in the Pysch Civil War
C/O: The Christian Life Sect, legitimate government of Kazakhstan
CC: Theirpuppeteers suzerains concerned parties
TO: All combatants in the Pysch Civil War
C/O: The Christian Life Sect, legitimate government of Kazakhstan
CC: Their
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>less than 24 hours to the lock
>2 orders sent in
>mfw I have no face
~24 hours until lock. Come on people. Order reminder PMs will be sent shortly.
>2 orders sent in
>mfw I have no face
~24 hours until lock. Come on people. Order reminder PMs will be sent shortly.
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Oh yeah, sorry for the double post but I think that this warrants its own post. At this point if you are waiting on diplomacy from other players, I would just assume that they aren't going to send it to you at this point and just send orders in.
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Sorry about the delay people, badly timed housework needed to be done. Orders Softlocked.
Terran Empress
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Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
wtf is this, state intervention in the market that actually outlines concrete goals and benchmarks?
No wonder christos wanted to kill you.
No wonder christos wanted to kill you.
e350tb
Stupendously Illogical Englishman
AGRICULTURAL REPORT - MYSTERY COUNTRY 2112
(Stan gazes over a cornfield, hands on hips.)
STAN: Yep. That's corn all right.
FINAL REPORT
Corn identified as corn.
Creepy little boy asked to move - threat to send inspectors to cornfield thwarted by inspectors already being in the cornfield.
(Stan gazes over a cornfield, hands on hips.)
STAN: Yep. That's corn all right.
FINAL REPORT
Corn identified as corn.
Creepy little boy asked to move - threat to send inspectors to cornfield thwarted by inspectors already being in the cornfield.
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
With the fall of Nova Terra's enemies, the country has a significant boost to it's economy. Fusion Power Plants and Thorium Nuclear Power Plants have started to operate across the Nova Terran land. Nova Terran Fusion Plants tap the power of the sun for their reactors while the newly constructed Thorium plants offer more safety and efficiency levels compared to their older Uranium & Plutonium based reactors. Nova Terra unlocks to the Earth for the first time, Thorium-based nuclear power. Nova Terran scientists and engineers have determined that Thorium s much safer and cleaner than Uranium and Plutonium based fuels and does not pose as much radioactive waste and meltdown threats. The Hudson Thorium Plant is one of the first dozen Thorum-based Nuclear Plants that started to operate across the lands of Nova Terra. The Charleston Fusion Power Plant will also be the first of many fusion power plants that dot across the land and taking advantage of the newly constructed desalinization plant built on the Carolina coast to uptake the salty Atlantic Ocean.
Post war boom did not concentrate itself on the atomic and nuclear sector. But also within the manufacturing sector after years of being in mobilized state during the Cybermen & EVIL War. Numerous factories and manufacturing centers have cropped up to keep up demand for the Nova Terran Armed Forces. With peace time arriving, the Imperitrix has saw it best to demobilized non-Government Contracted Defense Industries and start expanding the civil industrial base. Many war veterans have been given a guarantee to access to training and education as part of the Imperitrix's G.I. Bill to better transition retired soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines to civilian life. Part of the peacetime prosperity is credited to Imperitrix Marshall's reinvestment into the economy, akin to the Marshall Plan of Post World War II. Unofficially called Marshall's Plan, though it's officially termed the Nova Terran Recovery Program. It's stated goal is to bring on an economic miracle across Nova Terra by modeling the post-war economic recoveries of Japan in the 1960s, the Taiwanese Miracle of the latter half of the 20th century, and Germany's Wirtschaftswunder (German for "economic miracle") of the 1950s. Many of the industrial centers that have been sabotaged by E.V.I.L. during the Cybermen & E.V.I.L. War have been quickly rebuilt and put back into operating conditions.
Within the agricultural industry, as part of the Nova Terran Recovery Program, there's been a third agricultural revolution happening across the farmlands of Nova Terra. The merging of vertical farming with hydroponics. Creating vast farm towers across the American Midwest. Agricultural scientists and engineers foresee that this would significantly boost food production twenty or thirty fold. The Imperitrix herself plans to see that these vertical farms are constructed across Nova Terran space.
Atlantic & Pacific Walls Constructed
In the aftermath of the sneak attack made by E.V.I.L. on both the Hawaiian and Easter Islands. The Nova Terran high command have determined to construct a series of complex fortifications up and down the shorelines of Nova Terran lands in the American Continent and it's islands in the Pacific and the Caribbian. The idea has been conceptualized between the three Grand Moffs: Grand Moff Zsinj, Grand Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod, and Grand Moff Gilad Pellaeon. Zsinj largely took inspiration of the fortifications from Empress Shi's fortified Japan in constructing and planning the fortified complex as well as improvements on the older Frontier Wall constructed prior to the Cybermen & E.V.I.L. War.
"The idea is simple" Grand Moff Zsinj stated, flanked next to two X-01 power armor wearing soldiers "It's to keep our enemies out and prevent them from capturing our territories. Like what E.V.I.L., S.U.D.S., and the Cybermen did. Never again will our enemies gain a foothold on Nova Terra's territories!". While the details of the fortification complex are largely classified, onlookers would see quad barreled turbolasers, SAM batteries, Anti-Ship Missile batteries, and Nike-Missile bases and a few Air Force and marine bases. Some beach goers can spot various Maunsell Forts within the Littoral zones.
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A Year of Revolution
3012 has ushered a new dimension to 31st Century warfare, namely widespread revolutionary sentiment and the influence of foreign countries on said sentiment. All of the war that happened this year had some relation to a rebellion, from the Great Revolution in Asia to the ongoing Second Scandinavian Civil War.
The Great Revolution
A large revolution began across the many provinces of the K.C.U.F Alliance this year. Fed up with the poor living conditions that most non-American civilians had to put up with, the people rose up in a large revolt across Asia. These movements were coordinated by Rin Tohsaka Junior, who provided training in the arts of magecraft, hacking and gorilla warfare to many of the revolutionaries.
The most successful revolutions happened in China and South East Asia. Although the Nam Loyalists fought against the fearsome fighting force as well as they usually do, they were overwhelmed by the larger revolutionary forces because the Loyalists were spread far too thin on the ground. In South East Asia they were forced back to OTL Vietnam where they are now struggling to hold the line. In China they fared better, managing to hold onto Eastern half of the country thanks to some quick thinking by the ground forces and very good luck. The revolutionaries have set up provisional governments, the Glorious Asian Union in South East Asia and the Peoples Republic of China in China. These countries have taken Maoist revolutionary rhetoric, however they seem to be about as Communist as modern day China (a.k.a not very) and are heavily influenced by democratic movements in Romania and the Church of Goomy.
While similar revolutions were attempted in Japan, Korea and F.E.A.R they were nowhere near as successful and were quickly crushed by the heavily centralized Loyalist forces. The Coalition of India did not have any revolutions, but they helped the Loyalist war effort by retaking a small chunk of India that China had taken for themselves.
The war has slowed down to a standstill, with the ever shifting frontline making no significant progress one way or another. However, both sides seem adamant on continuing the fight. Although things look bad for Vietnam, not all hope is lost. Vietnam and her allies still have a very large force that, if properly organized, could crush this rebellion. Still, with opportunistic powers waiting in the wings, the ultimate fate of Asia is anyones guess
Casualties:
United States of Vietnam: 11 MIL
F.E.A.R: 8 MIL
Forgotten Republic of Korea: 4 MIL
11 ECOs worth of infrastructure in the USV was destroyed in the battles, 4 ECO in F.E.A.R and 1 ECO in Korea. 17 ECO and 7 ECO were seized by the Glorious Asian Union and the Peoples Republic of China respectively.
Second Napoleonic War
The Church of Goomy opted to abandon Germany, Austria and Switzerland to Team Napoleon to defend their holdings in Eastern Europe and organize a counter-offensive. Team Napoleon quickly seized control of the region and turned their eyes to Eastern Europe. However, their cells were quickly forced out of Eastern Europe due to the superior Loyalist trainers. Team Napoleons Pokemon were not as levelled as they thought they were, perhaps this is because of a shipment of Rare Candies from Italy that was to be sent to a Team Napoleon hideout was intercepted by the new and improved Goomish counter-intelligence forces. The Church of Goomy has traced the shipment directly back to the Vatican, there is no doubt that the Romanian Empire was secretly supporting Team Napoleon. Now that Romanias involvement in the instability of the Church has come to light, will they use this opportunity to strike? And what will the Champion make of this new revelation?
-Church of Goomy loses 4 MIL and 2 ECO in the Eastern European revolt. The entirety of Central Europe was seized by Team Napoleon
Second Scandinavian Civil War
Toste II has finally made his first moves towards reuniting the Fylkirate. Firstly, he ordered his spies to infiltrate Denmark and Norway, while his spies were executed he was able to coordinate with his supporters in both regions and coordinate with them. Toste then raised a host to retake the lightly defended Norway from the Mystery Country, thinking it would be an easy conquest. He did not realise that Grunkle Stan was concerned about the developments happening in Norway and that he sent reinforcements over to defend his European holdings from attacks. What was meant to be an easy conquest became an extremely difficult battle, while Toste managed to retake Norway it was at a very high cost. Meanwhile, his supporters in Denmark took advantage of the chaos in Central Europe to revolt, but that ended badly because they could not defeat the tag-team Viking-Pokemon combo. Tostes recent failures and pyrrhic victories have made his supporters begin to question his leadership and miss the good old days under Aslaug.
Casualties:
Scandinavia: 3 MIL
Mystery Country: 3 MIL
Denmark: 3 MIL
1 ECO was lost in Denmark because of the fighting
Five Nights at Abbotts Two
Indonesia was once again plagued with furry animatronics as the despicable Opposition Leader Bill Shorten reappeared once again after escaping a Vietnamese prison camp in Borneo. Luckily, this time the Abbottsfordians were prepared, every loyal Australian and Indonesian were armed with flashlights and shined it in the faces of the animatronics until they had existential crises and broke. Although many were jump scared to death, the loyal Australians managed to destroy the animatronic armies because it was all in some kid with brain damages head or something. IDK, the plot of FN@F is even more confusing than Losts. With their animatronic armies once again destroyed, Bill Shorten and the rest of the Labor Party fled to the chaotic K.C.U.F regions to hide from the wrath of Abbott. Having endured the furry scourge not once but twice, it is unlikely that any Indonesian would lend their hand again to Labor in any capacity for quite some time.
-Abbottsford loses 7 MIL and 1 ECO in stopping those bloody furries
End of the Western Nekoese Troubles
The Western Nekoese were making more trouble once again due to the instability across the Goomish side of the border. Well, they would have if it werent for Aslaug and her super-powered Vikings. Sick and tired of waiting around, Aslaug got a few of her buddies who were all powered up from Le Radioactive Mustard Stain and decided to intimidate the Western Nekoese back into line. And when you see Vikings who are built like a house lift up your house then you get back into line, trust me. This will probably put an end to the ridiculousness going on in the Western areas of the Holy Neko Empire.
-No casualties because Vikings are bros
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To: Romanian Empire
From: Team Napoleon
We request your help in liberating our people from the oppressive yoke of Champion Zeru Fitzpèire.
To: World
From: Glorious Asian Union, People's Republic of China
Please help us achieve glorious revolution against the United States pigdogs!
From: Team Napoleon
We request your help in liberating our people from the oppressive yoke of Champion Zeru Fitzpèire.
To: World
From: Glorious Asian Union, People's Republic of China
Please help us achieve glorious revolution against the United States pigdogs!
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
NinjaCow64 said:
