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Old Mar 14, 2012, 11:50 PM   #121
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The whim away joke is also good, give me credit.
But you did not say that joke twice in the same page.
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Old Mar 15, 2012, 02:10 AM   #122
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What do you call a dwarf psychic that is on the run from the cops?

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A small medium at-large.
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Old Mar 15, 2012, 08:27 AM   #123
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When is a door, not a door?

When it is ajar.
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Old Mar 15, 2012, 06:16 PM   #124
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When is a door, not a door?

When it is ajar.
That one's prehistoric!
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Old Mar 15, 2012, 11:44 PM   #125
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It is very suitable for this thread.
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Old Mar 16, 2012, 12:29 AM   #126
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Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One says to the other; "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Old Mar 16, 2012, 09:07 AM   #127
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Q. What do you call an 80-year-old Mexican prostitute?
A. Ole.
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Old Mar 16, 2012, 10:36 AM   #128
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Also old as mud:

One hydrogen atom says to another, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other replies, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
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Old Mar 16, 2012, 11:09 AM   #129
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Old Mar 16, 2012, 04:43 PM   #130
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A duck walks into a chemist, and says "I want some lipstick. Put it on my bill".
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Old Mar 17, 2012, 03:25 AM   #131
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I have a vague recollection of posting these before , but anyway.....

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a................................................. .beer please " , bartender says "Sure , but why the big paws ?"

A guy walks into the butcher shop and says "I'll bet you $100 you can't reach the meat up on the top shelf?" . Butcher says "No way , the steaks are too high"
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Old Mar 24, 2012, 08:59 AM   #132
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I noticed my bottom was quite harry while I was sitting on the potter.
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Old Mar 24, 2012, 03:18 PM   #133
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I noticed my bottom was quite harry while I was sitting on the potter.
That joke is like crime in multi-story car parks . It's wrong on so many levels
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Old Mar 24, 2012, 05:13 PM   #134
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That joke is like crime in multi-story car parks . It's wrong on so many levels
I thought the point of this thread was "lamest jokes you can think of"
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Old Mar 24, 2012, 07:16 PM   #135
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That in itself was a joke.
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Old Mar 25, 2012, 03:09 AM   #136
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I thought the point of this thread was "lamest jokes you can think of"
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That in itself was a joke.
Correct . Indeed OS88 the lameness was outstanding
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Old Mar 25, 2012, 12:31 PM   #137
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Why did the fat guy make the valedictorian of his high school?

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he was too big to fail.
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Old Mar 26, 2012, 09:42 AM   #138
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A fish hits a wall. What did it say?



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Old Mar 27, 2012, 04:26 PM   #139
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What does Bianca Jackson sing to Ricky in EastEnders?

Oh Sid Owen, oh Sid Owen, Sid Owen next to me.
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Old Mar 28, 2012, 07:58 AM   #140
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That's a poor pun and a purely visual one at that.
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