The lamest jokes you can think of....... II - Page 7

classical_hero · Mar 14, 2012, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ParadigmShifter

The whim away joke is also good, give me credit.

But you did not say that joke twice in the same page.

Fr8monkey · Mar 15, 2012, 02:10 AM

What do you call a dwarf psychic that is on the run from the cops?

Spoiler:

classical_hero · Mar 15, 2012, 08:27 AM

When is a door, not a door?

When it is ajar.

Arakhor · Mar 15, 2012, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classical_hero

When is a door, not a door?

When it is ajar.

That one's prehistoric!

classical_hero · Mar 15, 2012, 11:44 PM

It is very suitable for this thread.

Fr8monkey · Mar 16, 2012, 12:29 AM

Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One says to the other; "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Veritass · Mar 16, 2012, 09:07 AM

Q. What do you call an 80-year-old Mexican prostitute?
A. Ole.

Ziggy Stardust · Mar 16, 2012, 10:36 AM

Also old as mud:

One hydrogen atom says to another, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other replies, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."

Save_Ferris · Mar 16, 2012, 11:09 AM

I was in an accident and thought I had lost part of my brain, but my doctor told me it was all in my head.

ParadigmShifter · Mar 16, 2012, 04:43 PM

A duck walks into a chemist, and says "I want some lipstick. Put it on my bill".

rugbyLEAGUEfan · Mar 17, 2012, 03:25 AM

I have a vague recollection of posting these before , but anyway.....

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a................................................. .beer please " , bartender says "Sure , but why the big paws ?"

A guy walks into the butcher shop and says "I'll bet you $100 you can't reach the meat up on the top shelf?" . Butcher says "No way , the steaks are too high"

caketastydelish · Mar 24, 2012, 08:59 AM

I noticed my bottom was quite harry while I was sitting on the potter.

rugbyLEAGUEfan · Mar 24, 2012, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldschooler88

I noticed my bottom was quite harry while I was sitting on the potter.

That joke is like crime in multi-story car parks . It's wrong on so many levels

caketastydelish · Mar 24, 2012, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rugbyLEAGUEfan

That joke is like crime in multi-story car parks . It's wrong on so many levels

I thought the point of this thread was "lamest jokes you can think of"

west india man · Mar 24, 2012, 07:16 PM

That in itself was a joke.

rugbyLEAGUEfan · Mar 25, 2012, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldschooler88

I thought the point of this thread was "lamest jokes you can think of"

Quote:

Originally Posted by west india man

That in itself was a joke.

Correct . Indeed OS88 the lameness was outstanding

caketastydelish · Mar 25, 2012, 12:31 PM

Why did the fat guy make the valedictorian of his high school?

Spoiler:

mourndraken · Mar 26, 2012, 09:42 AM

A fish hits a wall. What did it say?

Dam

ParadigmShifter · Mar 27, 2012, 04:26 PM

What does Bianca Jackson sing to Ricky in EastEnders?

Oh Sid Owen, oh Sid Owen, Sid Owen next to me.

Arakhor · Mar 28, 2012, 07:58 AM

That's a poor pun and a purely visual one at that.

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