[Game thread] Smurf Mafia

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 21, 2012

as a guarantee, just in case of a mafia azzaman, I should get lots of blue berries.

unvote, vote all berries to pizza

That's nail in the coffin.

robbiecon · Oct 21, 2012

unvote; Vote: all berrie to atpg

Unvote; Vote: Zack 2, sounds like a plan to me.

Autolycus · Oct 21, 2012

I'll unvote, vote: zack2, but there's one problem. Let's say they kill azzaman tonight. I bomb jht, but he survives and is scum. He says I didn't bomb him, you lynch me, leaving 5 players. Presumably they'll come after you next, and you'll have to gamble on whether robbiecon is scum, because he's a blocker, and if scum would block you. If you gamble wrong, scum would win with 2 players out of four.

Nevertheless, I don't see a better plan.

Zack · Oct 21, 2012

Whatever happened to azzaman being proven scum?

Zack · Oct 21, 2012

Sorry for taking you seriously when you asked me to draw my own conclusions. I assumed you wanted my honest thoughts; turns out, you were looking for obsequious agreement.

azzaman333 · Oct 21, 2012

I'm confused. Why was JoanK's death such a certainty last night that by not protecting him I'm instant scum?

johnhughthom · Oct 21, 2012

Vote: azzaman

I'm as befuddled by this sudden turn as Zack.

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 22, 2012

azzaman333 said:
I'm confused. Why was JoanK's death such a certainty last night that by not protecting him I'm instant scum?

I didn't ask you to protect JoanK because I think he's got a pearly white smile that is too perfect for the world to lose.

You go off and do your own thing and the town loses it's natural doctor. Not only that, but the fact that I was attacked at all means *someone* thought I wasn't being protected last night.

Now, there's going to be no argument from me tomorrow regarding your death, if I'm dead. Keep that in mind. You go wandering off again, and that's bad news for you.

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 22, 2012

Autolycus said:
I'll unvote, vote: zack2, but there's one problem. Let's say they kill azzaman tonight. I bomb jht, but he survives and is scum. He says I didn't bomb him, you lynch me, leaving 5 players.

If he says you didn't bomb him and you say you did, that means there's a 50/50 chance we lynch scum tomorrow.

I can't ask for a better situation other than a forced win. I don't have one, this is the best I have.

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 22, 2012

Zack said:
Sorry for taking you seriously when you asked me to draw my own conclusions. I assumed you wanted my honest thoughts; turns out, you were looking for obsequious agreement.

I'll be sorry too, once you flip townie.

Maybe you shouldn't have spent so much time and effort trying to convince everyone I was mafia when I'm not.

NinjaCow64 · Oct 22, 2012

I'm sorry I haven't been active in this major discussion peroid, I slept in, thus depriving me of the hour I log on to CFC before school.

Anyway, it seems to be a plan to kill Zack then me. I don't support this plan because I know I am townie and I am really confused by this sudden turn on Zack. It seems to me that the only reasoning against Zack is that he thinks Pizza is Mafia. So I have to Vote: azzaman, we can't mislynch Zack, I honestly think he is townie. And I am doubting that Pizza is townie more and more.

FoS: askthepizzaguy

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 22, 2012

How would you know if Zack is townie or not?

What evidence do you have that I'm not townie?

You're doing absolutely nothing to shake my feeling that you're scum.

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 22, 2012

Pointing fingers of suspicion is weaksauce. Vote for me if you think I'm guilty.

NinjaCow64 · Oct 22, 2012

askthepizzaguy said:
How would you know if Zack is townie or not?

What evidence do you have that I'm not townie?

You're doing absolutely nothing to shake my feeling that you're scum.

I don't know that Zack is townie, but you aren't looking townie at all and Zack has been pushing for you to die. Seriously, what is your case on Zack other than "he thinks I'm scum" and "it's all part of my amazing plan that will fix everything!". Oh, and this post:

askthepizzaguy said:
I'll be sorry too, once you flip townie.

Maybe you shouldn't have spent so much time and effort trying to convince everyone I was mafia when I'm not.

That screams to me that you don't actually think that Zack is scum and that you are trying to convince the town that we need to kill the least scummy player in the game as part of your Xanatos Gambit. That just leaves a bunch of scummy and silent people. But you know, I don't buy it.

askthepizzaguy said:
Pointing fingers of suspicion is weaksauce. Vote for me if you think I'm guilty.

I would, but I don't think I can get a wagon on you this late and I don't want your gambit to succeed. It can only mean bad things for the town.

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 22, 2012

I find these reactions highly amusing.

You better not snuggle Zack any harder, you're pressing against his intestines.

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 22, 2012

NinjaCow64 said:
I don't know that Zack is townie, but you aren't looking townie at all and Zack has been pushing for you to die. Seriously, what is your case on Zack other than "he thinks I'm scum" and "it's all part of my amazing plan that will fix everything!".

See, Ninjacow, here's your problem.

Up until now you've been all roleplay and nonchalant.

I threaten Zack and suddenly, your panties are in a severe twist.

Azzaman is clearly suspicious, lynch him if you don't want Zack to die. See if I give a moon and sixpence.

Zack dies though. One way or the other. And so do you.

And one of you will flip scum. Probably both.

Kisses, darling.

NinjaCow64 · Oct 22, 2012

askthepizzaguy said:
I find these reactions highly amusing.

You better not snuggle Zack any harder, you're pressing against his intestines.

But he likes it. :love:

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 22, 2012

NinjaCow64 said:
But he likes it.

See, if you and he were both townies, you wouldn't have acted like I just slapped a baby when I said he's gonna die.

But there is a spanking a-comin'. I promise you this.

NinjaCow64 · Oct 22, 2012

askthepizzaguy said:
See, if you and he were both townies, you wouldn't have acted like I just slapped a baby when I said he's gonna die.

But there is a spanking a-comin'. I promise you this.

Oooh. Kinky.

Askthepizzaguy · Oct 22, 2012

No seriously.

Here's why Johnhughthom isn't scummy, though he's annoying me to no end this game-

I need him to care. He doesn't.

Here's why you're scummy:

I need you to care, and you don't.... until I say Zack will die, or you.

Then all of a sudden, it became SERIS BIZNSS IN HERE,

That's called an honest reaction. Why are you only now starting to behave honestly, oh Ninja of Cows?

Does everyone else's death besides yours and Zack's seem peachy keen? I wonder why that is.

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