Zack
99% hot gas
Dumanios sits quietly in his favorite lounge chair, nurturing a cold glass of blue milk while perusing his favorite pornography. A smile dances across his face. "Yes, yes, quite large indeed..."
No sooner had the smile danced across Dumanios' face, when none other than Anakin Skywalker danced into the house. Upon seeing Anakin's arrival, Dumanios hurriedly and nervously changed the channel.
"I was just... uh... watching football... see? Yeah, score a touchdown!"
Anakin shook his head in disgust. "Wait, what the hell is football? And the TV is clearly still showing a pizza delivery man slapping the rear of a young woman, whose pleasure is obviously fake."
Sweat pouring down his red face, Dumanios changed the channel to one about nature, which was presently depicting a beautiful beach.
Anakin once again shook his head in disgust. "Beaches? Ugh. I hate sand... it's coarse... rough... irritating... gets everywhere... not smooth and soft at all..."
Dumanios' face was one of bewilderment. "Are you okay? You sound like you're quoting lines from a terrible movie."
"Shut up, fool! Sand sucks!" In the blink of an eye, Anakin whipped out his lightsaber and ignited the blue weapon.
Unfortunately for Anakin, Dumanios drew his own blaster out in the half-blink of an eye, and quickly shot Anakin in the shoulder. "I always shoot first." <editor's note: might want to edit this so Anakin "shoots" first - Dumanios is supposed to be the good guy here, after all>
"Jesus, that was quick."
"Quick enough to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs!"
Anakin regained his wits, and sent a blast of Force energy hurtling towards Dumanios. "A parsec is a unit of distance, damn it! Your claim is nonsensical!" Anakin darts forward and finishes Dumanios off with the cold, blue logic of a lightsaber.
Anakin looked at his injured shoulder, and saw that it looked pretty bad. "This is total bs, the Force should have stopped that. OMG gay Dumanios uses gay hacks."
<editor's note: I don't get it, is Anakin playing on Xbox Live?>
Spoiler :
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The Black Knigh slept quietly in bed, dreaming of a sweet kiss from the perfect lover - stunning eyes, long brown hair, undying loyalty, always telling The Black Knigh how much he loves him. Ah, yes, t'was perfect.
Suddenly, The Black Knigh's eyes shot open to find Aragorn standing above him. The Black Knigh quickly unpuckered his lips when he realized who it was standing in front of him. "Wait, you're not Frodo!"
Confused, Aragorn nonetheless stabbed The Black Knigh in the chest, killing him...
...Or at least it should have killed him. Aragorn's shock was visible. "How did that not kill you?"
The Black Knigh shrugged. "It's only a scratch."
Aragorn chopped off The Black Knigh's arm, who only yawned in response. Aragorn proceeded to chop off all of his other limbs, too, just for good measure. "How the hell are you still alive?"
Another shrug, which looked quite disturbing from a man with no arms. "Just a flesh wound. Nothing too serious."
Unfortunately for The Black Knigh, the loss of his head was not so easily shrugged off.
Spoiler :
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A new message was found:
Night summary:
• Anakin Skywalker kills Dumanios, but is injured in the process. Dumanios (Han Solo) is Star Wars Town.
• Aragorn kills The Black Knigh (Samwise Gamgee), who is Lord of the Rings Town.
• ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY LYNCH THE PIZZAGUY
It is now Day Three.
[TIMER=11/01/2013 11:59 PM EDT; Day Three Over]your mom lol[/TIMER]
ALIVE:
30 / 33
Arakhor
Askthepizzaguy
Autolycus
azzaman333
Backwards Logic
BSmith1068
Buddhafish
Camikaze
choxorn
Darth Feather
dcmort93
Double A
Frozen In Ice
Gone 3 the Celt
Jarrema
johnhughthom
KingMorgan
Nintz
Red_Spy
robbiecon
SamSniped
sirtommygunn
SouthernKing
spaceman98
Sprig
Stuck in Pi
Takhisis
topsecret
Verarde
Visorslash
DEAD:
3 / 33
Kennigit - Admiral Ackbar
Dumanios - Han Solo
The Black Knigh - Samwise Gamgee
[TIMER=11/01/2013 11:59 PM EDT; Day Three Over]your mom lol[/TIMER]
ALIVE:
30 / 33
Arakhor
Askthepizzaguy
Autolycus
azzaman333
Backwards Logic
BSmith1068
Buddhafish
Camikaze
choxorn
Darth Feather
dcmort93
Double A
Frozen In Ice
Gone 3 the Celt
Jarrema
johnhughthom
KingMorgan
Nintz
Red_Spy
robbiecon
SamSniped
sirtommygunn
SouthernKing
spaceman98
Sprig
Stuck in Pi
Takhisis
topsecret
Verarde
Visorslash
DEAD:
3 / 33
Kennigit - Admiral Ackbar
Dumanios - Han Solo
The Black Knigh - Samwise Gamgee
No. I think I'll just let it swirl around in the pit of your stomach for a while until your guilt compels you to just beg for mercy.
