RiskNES VI - WAR IS PEACE

human-slaughter · May 30, 2008

Wise men say, only fools rush in
but I can't help stealing your precious land
shall I stay
would it turn to rebellion
I cant help stealing your precious land

Like a river flows surely to the sea
darling so it goes
my empire is meant to be
pledge yourself to me, pledge your people too
for I can't help taking your precious land.

I apologize to those I have lied to.

Symphony D. · May 30, 2008

It's OK. We're just going to beat the price of repentance out of you.

Niklas · May 30, 2008

Sigh. NK, why couldn't you just die peacefully like LF? :gripe:

North King · May 30, 2008

Niklas said:
Sigh. NK, why couldn't you just die peacefully like LF?

Actually, I was wondering why LF was being so foolish with his last territory...

flyingchicken · May 31, 2008

I still need orders from qoou and Niklas.

Niklas · May 31, 2008

My apologies, I have no excuse. I knew what to do within 3 mins of seeing the update, don't know why I didn't send them. Orders sent now anyway.

qoou · May 31, 2008

Orders will be in in under 5 minutes.

flyingchicken · May 31, 2008

Turn 5

Placement

Combat

Final

Reinforcements:

J. Cash - 14 reinforcements
Lt. Dodge - 1 reinforcements
E. Presley - 9 reinforcements
Simoom - 3 reinforcements
Warlord - 7 reinforcements
Basque Sepa - 4 reinforcements

Offenses:

Symphony D. - The maximum number of battalions movable to Siam was 3 with China gone. If India was not taken, it would have dropped to 2.
qoou - Three cavalry cards trade for 6 battalions, not 8.

Notes:

Everyone - Turn 4 update post was edited for correctness.
qoou - I skipped reinforcing Alberta entirely, so it only got 2 extra battalions.

Turn 6 Orders Deadline: June 2, 2008, 1200 GMT

North King · May 31, 2008

Our orders are due a few hours ago? That's strange...

EDIT: While I'm at it, I'll concede defeat to Niklas. Nicely played, though I think the dice rolls were what killed me. And that ludicrous initial deployment.

flyingchicken · May 31, 2008

That's just to make up for all the delays this game has suffered already.

Neverwonagame3 · Jun 1, 2008

From Warlord
To the Basques

Prepare to meet your doom!

flyingchicken · Jun 1, 2008

Useless Oversimplifications:
.Raw Power Ratings: ■■■■■■■■■■
..Manpower Ratings: ■■■■■■■■■■
.Territory Ratings: ■■■■■■■■■■
.Funniness Ratings: ■■■■■■■■■■
Aggression Ratings: ■■■■■■■■■■

*The above thing shows only the current players or less.

The game's getting a tad exciting, at least in my eyes. Everyone but Lt. Dodge is in a good position, though some better than others in terms of probability. I'd love to see a non-cop out ending to this (though, of course, that's what we're most likely to get).

Symphony D. · Jun 1, 2008

Hate is a burning thing,
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire.
I fell in to a Ring of Fire...

I fell in to a burning Ring of Fire
I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns...
The Ring of Fire...
the Ring of Fire.

The taste of blood is sweet
when blades like ours meet.
Your strategy's like a child's;
oh, but the fire goes wild...

The Ring of Fire...

ALRIGHT, LETS DANCE
LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN

A handful of units in leaky positions are gonna save the world?
Exactly.

Niklas · Jun 1, 2008

North King said:
While I'm at it, I'll concede defeat to Niklas. Nicely played, though I think the dice rolls were what killed me. And that ludicrous initial deployment.

The initial deployment and the ridiculous dice rolls on the first turn were what killed you, I had little to do with that. After that first turn it was only a matter of time until you would be gone, but the dice have kept you alive... :mad:

Nicely played anyway, you sure messed up my plans. :thumbsup:

Neverwonagame3 · Jun 1, 2008

From Warlord
To J.Cash

Can we cancel that non-agression pact?

Symphony D. · Jun 1, 2008

You got a deathwish, son?

Neverwonagame3 · Jun 1, 2008

Symphony D. said:
You got a deathwish, son?

If you defeat E.Presley in the current war, I'm doomed anyway. So, can we cancel that pact?

Symphony D. · Jun 1, 2008

Yeah, sure.

flyingchicken · Jun 1, 2008

That has to be some of the funniest diplomacy I've ever seen in my whole (read: short) strategic gaming experience.

"Hey, Joe, could we break that non-aggression pact we just signed a few months back?"
"Sure, Adolf, sure."

human-slaughter · Jun 1, 2008

LOL, element of surprise? Who needs one?!

RiskNES VI - WAR IS PEACE

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