Is it true that women?......

ew0054 · Nov 25, 2005

I remember reading this somewhere on the internet...

...and if it's on the 'net is must be true!

...but I just want to make sure!

so...

Is it true that women don't normally do number twos; that they just eat enough to maintain their body weight? And that the ones who do number twos are on diets trying to lose weight?

Inter4 · Nov 26, 2005

This must be a joke.

Moss · Nov 26, 2005

what?

Number two's?

I'm confused...

edit: nevermind...I fogot the thread was posted by a two-year old...

Sophie 378 · Nov 26, 2005

If by "number two" you mean excrete faeces, everyone poops unless they have something medically wrong with them. This includes most women. So I think your source is wrong.

OK, US spelling is feces, UK spelling is faeces. Check my location!

Inter4 · Nov 26, 2005

Feces ...10 character rule

Sophie 378 · Nov 26, 2005

Also, even if you did "only eat enough to maintain bodyweight" you would still poo. Plenty of what goes in goes straight through! As well as the undigested/unabsorbed stuff (mostly fibrous stuff), there's dead cells from the gut, mucus and other secretions, bacteria, etc. To never poo, you would need to never eat - and even then you might excrete something.
Want me to go on? :mischief:

ew0054 · Nov 26, 2005

sure why not.

vbraun · Nov 26, 2005

Women? Give up trying to understand...

ummmm........ · Nov 26, 2005

Yeah, even if you never ate you'd still poo dead epithelial cells and whatnot. Your source is full of poo. Sorry. Couldn't resist.

IIRC, poo consists of about 50% unprocessed food and 50% body waste.

Godwynn · Nov 26, 2005

Inter4 said:
This must be a joke.

I was thinking the same.

Birdjaguar · Nov 26, 2005

ew0054 said:
Is it true that women don't normally do number twos; that they just eat enough to maintain their body weight? And that the ones who do number twos are on diets trying to lose weight?

Get that boy into a health class, NOW!

At lest you had the smarts to ask such a silly question on an internet forum where you are anonymous, rather than at school where you would have been laughed at for a long time. :mischief:

classical_hero · Nov 26, 2005

This is one of the most pointless thread ever.

MjM · Nov 26, 2005

ew0054 said:
I remember reading this somewhere on the internet...

...and if it's on the 'net is must be true!

...but I just want to make sure!

so...

Is it true that women don't normally do number twos; that they just eat enough to maintain their body weight? And that the ones who do number twos are on diets trying to lose weight?

Yes it is true.

bigmeat · Nov 26, 2005

I laughed a little when I read that, but no, women poop to.

Volum · Nov 26, 2005

Are you really 20? :hmm:

Grisu · Nov 26, 2005

where's the thread about the most ridiculous threads when you need it?

Jawz II · Nov 26, 2005

if there were women on OT, theyd be all lining up to unload huge, chunky loads of #2 on this thread.

classical_hero · Nov 26, 2005

KaeptnOvi said:
where's the thread about the most ridiculous threads when you need it?

It's on the second page of this forum. It is nt that hard to find that out.

Trafalgar · Nov 26, 2005

I have never watched a woman doing #2. So, If a tree falls in a forest.....

Grisu · Nov 26, 2005

yeah, but I'm a lazy bastard who likes others to do the work for me and then tell me

actually, I was just trying to express who ridiculous I find this thread

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