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Some random quotes I've been collecting lately: and
I'm adding in more quotes here all the time, and will keep doing so until we get to the end of the page. Then I might make another post.
Does anyone actually like the CFC quotes I collect? Am I just spamming the thread? Shall I stop? Or are these rofl-worthy ones interesting to others, too?
EDIT: more quote collections: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, this one, 9, 10
Some random quotes I've been collecting lately: and
(Above: bowdlerized at moderator's request.)You cant imagine how kicking <behind> improves your mood. Much better then smoking. <Behind> kicking is also a cheaper habit than smoking. Cigarettes are expensive, but <behinds> are always in good supply.
I have an uncle in Germany. I visited him in his old apartment. Once he didn't know what time it was so he yelled what time is it and he got three answers. It was probably one of the reasons he moved.
Well, at least he's being honest. I mean, behind the "gummint is inefficient" and "wahhh! taxes!" arguments are essentially, "I don't want my money spent to keep other people from dying."
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Take care and call back, Narz.
You are an island of decency in a sea of vile squids.
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"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss." (10 points to whoever knows where that is from.)
won't be fooled again, the Who.
He's French, can I get the points instead?
You could hire yourself out as a drill-bit for an oil rig. Those things are hella expensive ....
(Removed the f-word, see above.)That's why I don't go into the ocean: Fish <mate> in it.
I'm calling "llama-vomit" on that oneModerator Action: While helpful to the forum, the autocensor doesn't dictate what is and isn't profanity. Those unable to keep their own mouth clean will be "encouraged" to brush their teeth with Leftypaste.
Does anyone actually like the CFC quotes I collect? Am I just spamming the thread? Shall I stop? Or are these rofl-worthy ones interesting to others, too?
EDIT: more quote collections: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, this one, 9, 10