1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

[God of Kings]

This is based on the 1000 clues you played too much Civ V thread.

The thread has been renamed as Civ VI is now out.

Let me begin:

1. You believe that priests attack each other using lightning bolts
2. You believe that the Roman Empire collapsed due to air conditioning
3. You believe that Mt. Kilimanjaro is awesome, except for the lack of Wi-Fi

 

[The Highwayman]

I all of a sudden want to go wherever dogs go when they die.

 

[playshogi]

I believe the Dead Sea provides fresh water.

 

[ales_]

6. You believe there'll be only 10 civs in the game.

 

[God of Kings]

7. You believe that Southeast Asians and native Americans don't exist (at launch for those who don't pre-order)

 

[Cywil]

8. You think you speak Scythian but nobody underrrstands you.

 

[God of Kings]

9. You believe that only Japanese people know how to manufacture electronics and they have done so once they learned how to industrialize

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

You have a 10 page spreadsheet detailing everything you've learned.

 

[gunnergoz]

11. You delete Civ V from your HD and then realize you have nothing to pass the time with for the next 4 days.

 

[pietro1990]

12. You have 10 text messages of youre girfriend who is asking why you dont respond

 

[Sagax]

13. You are not that hyped about release anymore.

 

[joncnunn]

14. You criticize the real life locations of the districts of the city in which you live; (if the district had been __ instead of ___ then it would have gotten an adjacency bonus)

 

[fay902]

15. You believe God has a very thick Polish accent.

 

[Bkeela]

16. You're already annoyed at auto-cycling and in your face notifications blocking the map/UI functions.

 

[nzcamel]

17. Your accent is slowly slipping into Yorkshire dialect.



(edit: spelling)

 

[DCParry]

Whenever you come to even a slight incline, you stop, wait a minute, and then walk up it next turn.

 

[JMValentine]

You are concerned about the AI at launch.
You are bored by the let's plays and would like to start a game yourself.

 

[mnf]

You pause before walking over the gutter because you need to have full movement points to cross it.

 

[God of Kings]

22. You believe that all infantry resembles the American design
23. You believe that all tanks are of the M4 Sherman design

 

[juanpavo]

You believe there is no happiness in the world