1000 Clues youve been playing Civilization 3 too much

[Pillager]

127 - You watch a programme about the Alaskan tundra, see a river running through a the tundra and think
"Hmm, well that's one extra gold, at least".

Happened to me last night...

 

[King_Lewis]

lol


127- You have divided your day into 3rds Eats/Civ3/Sleep and then repeat

 

[Hawkster]

127 you find skulls littering your back yard because you haven't tidyed up in a while

128 you try reading the civ3 manual for the first time

129 you shout at the computer screen when an AI civ does soemthing you didn't expect.

 

[Le Petit Prince]

130- you think babies come from airdrop mission not from a tall white bird

 

[ProPain]

131. You sign a RoP with your neighbour

And next

132. You force your kids to stand on the border of your property 24/7 to prevent him to land his forces there.

133. You hunt the forum for a graphic mod pack that will put smiley faces on single women for easier recognition

134. You try swap world maps with your neighbour every day so you can instantly see where the barb camp in your yard are.

135. When your taxform arrives you starve your wife to prevent unhappiness and civil disorder

136. You tie your kids together to form an army

137. You pay your friends to fight the neighbour you dislike, but when they start to beat him up you quickly make peace and let them do the dirty work.

 

[Pembroke]

138. You tell your neighbor that you "demand tribute from inferior civilizations" and then ask for salt and pepper.

 

[Globetrotter]

139- You call the police to monitor corruption under your own roof
140- Your kids celebrate WLTK when you don't waste their toys 141- You turn from "furious" to "cautious" when your wife brings you a present, especially after a fight.
142- Your wife is "annoyed" if you refuse to give her gifts.

 

[Wild Weasel]

0143 - You refuse to do any worthwhile work and indulge in petty embezzlement on the grounds that you live more than 200 miles from your capital city.

 

[Overlag]

guys, there are 3x 127's.........

so 146 is next one....

 

[SirJethro]

144 - You've ever reloaded 1,000 times on one battle to prove the Random Number Generator isn't cheating.

 

[YoungEagle]

139 You go to your "life editor" to see about changing your starting funds to 1,000,000.

140 You've added more than 200 spaces to your unit_32.pcx

141 You're tired of your landscaping around your house so you stop by the local landscaping nursery and ask them if they have any new tile sets.

142 You're tired of highway gridlock so you look in your vehicles owner's manual to see how to adjust from 1/1/1 to 12/1/1.

Edit: Blasted! I take too long to type, now I've got us all out of sync!

 

[SirJethro]

145 - You've ever circumnavigated a huge map with a Galley.

 

[SirJethro]

146 - You fear that China and Cuba will one day take over the world....it seems obvious, Communism sucks except for warmongering.

 

[Overlag]

oh god the numbers are messed up.......

153 now........ lol

 

[SirJethro]

153 - You've spent hours studying the Atlas, trying to learn new strategies from different countries' actual city placement.

 

[SirJethro]

154 - You think nuclear war is cool.

 

[Overlag]

155: You can travel from SPain to the End of russia in less than a day by train.....

 

[SirJethro]

156 - You are certain that execs from WorldCom, Tyco, Enron, etc. have been caught because America is currently celebrating WLTPD.

 

[Grey Fox]

157 - When you try to come up with 1000 clues on that you play Civ3 too much.
158 - When you start thinking in turns instead of minutes. And the time seems to go faster in the morning.

 

[SirJethro]

159 - You've ever said "Just one more turn" at 11PM and ended-up going to bed at 3AM.