1000 Clues youve been playing Civilization 3 too much

[Sultan Bhargash]

196- You are furious your country spent so much developing stealth weapons when they still can't completely kill a lowly spearman.

 

[Fierro1816]

0197: You see a Nuclear response as something reasonable.

 

[Evincar]

198: You begin to wonder what was the problem in hitting the Chinese embassy in Sarajevo. Everybody knows that embassies can't be damaged...

199: You think bombarding towns with less than 10'000 people won't cause any civil casualties.

 

[Penguin]

#200 you worry that saddam will develop spearmen...
since both bombers and tanks can't destory them.

 

[Evincar]

201: When your country holds elections, you say "What??? voting a new leader???!"

202: You think that an approval rating of 90% is actually possible...

 

[YoungEagle]

203: When seeing a yello frisby in the yard, you send all your kids out with shovels to "clean the pollution".

 

[SirJethro]

204 - You've read over 200 hints that you play Civ3 too much, and you can still think of plenty of indications.

 

[YoungEagle]

205: You think that the ultimate answer to the Earth's overpopulation problems is stacks.

 

[SirJethro]

206 - You rented the movie "A.I." thinking it was a documentary about how bad the computer players in Civ3 are. You couldn't have imagined that the movie would actually be worse.

 

[Grey Fox]

207 - You go to the chat with Firaxis that is in 1 hour and 40 minutes...

 

[YoungEagle]

208 You have this thread address memorized!

 

[YoungEagle]

209 You remember all the unit stats from Civ1

 

[SirJethro]

210 - You have utilized every smilie available on CivFanatics at least once.

[phaser]

 

[YoungEagle]

211 You have Civ wallpaper on your desktop

 

[SirJethro]

212 - You have Civ3 wallpaper in your living room.

 

[SirJethro]

213 - You've modded your game to add "Civilization 3" as a Modern Age tech that triples happiness and halves the productivity of workers.

 

[DaDoo]

Originally posted by SirJethro
213 - You've modded your game to add "Civilization 3" as a Modern Age tech that triples happiness and halves the productivity of workers.

I think that should randomly change content people to unhappy(Zouave anyone?), unhappy people to content, and also half productivity..haha

 

[Penguin]

214 you go to France and wonder why everyone is not wearing pink.

 

[-proletarian-]

Heh. I can't believe I actually read through this whole thread.....

 

[YoungEagle]

215 You know how many shields in costs to build a police station