1000 Clues youve been playing Civilization 3 too much
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DaDoo
Prince
522 - You start a FAQ thread
523 - You start a Newbie Question thread.
524 - You can actually answer many of the questions being asked in those 2 threads.
*hope those weren't repeats.. *
523 - You start a Newbie Question thread.
524 - You can actually answer many of the questions being asked in those 2 threads.
*hope those weren't repeats.. *
Fr8monkey
Deity
525 You are keeping track of all postings in this thread and are going to put them in a book. You are then going to sell the book, "100 Clues you play Civ III too much." and make a fortune. Everyone on Earth will want a copy, right?
Pillager
League of Empire Loyalist
526 - You copyright all ideas and thoughts expressed in this thread so that Fr8monkey can't do no. 525.
Oh, BTW, (C) 2002 Pillager
Oh, BTW, (C) 2002 Pillager
Fr8monkey
Deity
Thats it, Pillager! I declare war!!!
Pillager
League of Empire Loyalist
OK, we'll take post count to mean attack strength.
I therefore have approximately an 5 in 6 chance of winning.
We'll both be veterans - 4 hps each.
1-5: Pillager wins
6: Fr8monkey wins
Round one:
First round: 3 (P)
Second round: 2 (P)
Third round: 3 (P)
Fourth round: 6 (F)
Fifth round: 2 (P)
And Pillager wins!!! 
527 - You have dice fights with other members of CFC.
EDIT - to change odds
I therefore have approximately an 5 in 6 chance of winning.
We'll both be veterans - 4 hps each.
1-5: Pillager wins
6: Fr8monkey wins
Round one:
First round: 3 (P)
Second round: 2 (P)
Third round: 3 (P)
Fourth round: 6 (F)
Fifth round: 2 (P)
And Pillager wins!!!
527 - You have dice fights with other members of CFC.
EDIT - to change odds
DaDoo
Prince
528 - you think Fr8monkey should have won because it should have based on CIV3's PRNG. We *ALL* know the weaker unit wins when civ3 is concerned 
DaDoo
Prince
you know what would be nice? if a Firaxian actually post a few in there
Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
Dadoo- but they haven't playing Civ too much, otherwise they would give us what we want!!!
Lt. 'Killer' M.
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529 - You start a PTW questions thread.........
Fr8monkey
Deity
Originally posted by Pillager
OK, we'll take post count to mean attack strength.
I therefore have approximately an 5 in 6 chance of winning.
We'll both be veterans - 4 hps each.
1-5: Pillager wins
6: Fr8monkey wins
Round one:
First round: 3 (P)
Second round: 2 (P)
Third round: 3 (P)
Fourth round: 6 (F)
Fifth round: 2 (P)
And Pillager wins!!!
Everyone knows the Spearman will win.
530) You have a work lunch with tbe sales rep of one of your employers suppliers, and instead of asking about how your significant other is doing, they ask how your current game of Civ is going, and if you ever defeated the Aztecs or not.
531) Re: 507-" Posting in a thread named '1000 Clues youve been playing Civilization 3 too much' instead of attending more serious matters"- Your reaction is puzzled- WHAT other more serious matters??
532) You have absolutely NO doubt that this thread will reach 1000 Clues because you know that if if falters, YOU will submit enough to get it to 1000 by yourself!
533) You keep an excel spreadsheet of unit values, costs, etc. And have an alternate version for your mods.
534) You keep a printout summerising how you've modded the game and maintain notes on how each change has worked or failed.
535) In your web brower's Favorite list, you keep a Folder for Civ which has sub folders for each website you frequent, and within those folders have at least a dozen links to threads you want to keep track off, and use their suggestions in your gameplay.
531) Re: 507-" Posting in a thread named '1000 Clues youve been playing Civilization 3 too much' instead of attending more serious matters"- Your reaction is puzzled- WHAT other more serious matters??
532) You have absolutely NO doubt that this thread will reach 1000 Clues because you know that if if falters, YOU will submit enough to get it to 1000 by yourself!
533) You keep an excel spreadsheet of unit values, costs, etc. And have an alternate version for your mods.
534) You keep a printout summerising how you've modded the game and maintain notes on how each change has worked or failed.
535) In your web brower's Favorite list, you keep a Folder for Civ which has sub folders for each website you frequent, and within those folders have at least a dozen links to threads you want to keep track off, and use their suggestions in your gameplay.
Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
532) You have absolutely NO doubt that this thread will reach 1000 Clues because you know that if if falters, YOU will submit enough to get it to 1000 by yourself!
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surely, when the list is around 990 or else, everyone will be thinking in an expansion pack for the 1000 clues.
something like, the 500 aditional clues release!
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surely, when the list is around 990 or else, everyone will be thinking in an expansion pack for the 1000 clues.
something like, the 500 aditional clues release!
Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
536 - You know you have played too much civ if you think it is an exploit to run your science at 100 percent and have units and buildings disbanded every turn.
SirJethro
Paterfamilias
538 - You use your laptop to play Civ while on the john.
SirJethro
Paterfamilias
539 - You are writing the script for "Civ: The Movie".
540 ([dance]) - You spend the evening calling escort services, looking for one that specializes in "domination" victory.
540 ([dance]) - You spend the evening calling escort services, looking for one that specializes in "domination" victory.
YoungEagle
Chieftain
541 You have burned every save from every game you've played onto CD just to have them to play over again.
542 You've built a database to log all the games you've played and have the saves from 541 cross-referenced in the database along with details such as which civs, what difficulty level it was, what the world settings were, etc.
542 You've built a database to log all the games you've played and have the saves from 541 cross-referenced in the database along with details such as which civs, what difficulty level it was, what the world settings were, etc.
Chris85
Emperor
543 - You think #538 sounds like a pretty good idea. 
544 - After playing Civ3 87 hours straight you collapse and die a happy man.
See Thread
544 - After playing Civ3 87 hours straight you collapse and die a happy man.
See Thread
cgannon64
BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!
545: You actually converted two people's post count into hit points. 
CG
CG
Bamspeedy
CheeseBob
546- Your upset because Sir Jethro got the magic #540 post and feel that may have given him just enough for him to claim the histographic victory.
547- You become the 'hit-man' that people hire to take out their PTW opponents, or to at least weaken players like Cartouche Bee, Aeson, Sir Pleb and Cracker so the newbie would stand a chance.
548- You've ever got out a piece of graph paper and tried to find the 'perfect' city placement pattern.
549- You become very upset when you find out that you can no longer build any more cities because you got the 'too many cities' message.
550- You've ever played an OCC or a 5CC.
551- You've tried an OCC CONQUEST game.
552- You ever played a game without ever building a city just to see how long you could survive.
553- (dealing with #548). Because of coasts and mountians screwing up your pattern, you allow building cities on mountains and you start editing a world map, so that is suits your city placement pattern.
547- You become the 'hit-man' that people hire to take out their PTW opponents, or to at least weaken players like Cartouche Bee, Aeson, Sir Pleb and Cracker so the newbie would stand a chance.
548- You've ever got out a piece of graph paper and tried to find the 'perfect' city placement pattern.
549- You become very upset when you find out that you can no longer build any more cities because you got the 'too many cities' message.
550- You've ever played an OCC or a 5CC.
551- You've tried an OCC CONQUEST game.
552- You ever played a game without ever building a city just to see how long you could survive.
553- (dealing with #548). Because of coasts and mountians screwing up your pattern, you allow building cities on mountains and you start editing a world map, so that is suits your city placement pattern.
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