What is your gender/sexuality?

[ggganz]

Just to satisfy the people that think gender is more than male/female. (And no, your age and hair color have nothing to do with it.)
I think it was a good move not having a Radioactive Monkey in the last one, so I'm not going to put one here.
Also, please make sure you choose the right one.

 

[cybrxkhan]

i am a heterosexual male. i am 99.9...............9% sure.

 

[George2816]

You forget to put inter-sexually (No i'm not 1 of them but of course their is a very small chance you could be 1 like 1/1000 or so. UK has about 100,000 of them!)

 

[Perfection]

Well, yesterday I was hetero, and then around suppertime tonight I decided to be gay for awhile. I think I'll go back to heterosexuality around lunchtime Friday.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I am male, which is my gender. I am heterosexual, although not excessively so. (I am not attarcted to any gender besides women, but I am not all that attracted to women.)

 

[Arwon]

I lied on the poll.

 

[Rambuchan]

I sat on the pole.

And goddamn it felt goood.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

I demand options for "Bicurious heterosexual" and "Bicurious homosexual" of each gender! And options for asexual people!

 

[Swedishguy]

I'm a lesbian stuck in a male body!

 

[6underground]

I slightly lied only, slightly.

 

[classical_hero]

So that means so far everyone here is Heterosexual male. I am sure that there are some women out there.

BTW, where is the option for Transsexual Male or Transsexual Female. There is actually was an active member who is a transsexual female.

 

[El_Machinae]

I don't really like the concept of gender.

I expect that in 20 years and $10 million I'll be able to asexually reproduce: so gender doesn't really matter at that point.

 

[IglooDame]

I'm a lesbian stuck in a male body!

To which the obvious response is: Okay, then presumably you are looking forward to the surgical removal of your male bits?

 

[nc-1701]

Male 98% heterosexual... I only get turned on by girls, but unlike most every guy I know, guys aren't a turn off. When I think gay sex, my first thought is 'boring' not 'ew'...

 

[warpus]

I sat on the pole.

And goddamn it felt goood.

Get off me, dammit

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Get off me, dammit

Oh, you know you liked it about 25%.

 

[aronnax]

To which the obvious response is: Okay, then presumably you are looking forward to the surgical removal of your male bits?

Then that would make him just a transexual

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

This thread made me think of this.

 

[amadeus]

Is this based on just physical attraction or relationship attraction? There's a difference.

 

[IglooDame]

To which the obvious response is: Okay, then presumably you are looking forward to the surgical removal of your male bits?

Then that would make him just a transexual

Precisely my point, thank you for restating it - "I was born in the wrong body" is practically the definition of a transsexual.

And yeah, I know it's meant as a joke, but the people repeating it are so often clueless about what their words actually parse down to.